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What does ESPN call a screaming seamen?

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Troy.
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+k for good answers
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galardogod
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A genie
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Drail
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Genie is a grabbed screaming seamen
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galardogod
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Oh
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Miomo
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semen*
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icculus.
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tangling himself in a knot.
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raymondcabral
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this
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*JDBP*
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Being a Jackass
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Holte
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i thought that was an iron cross.
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t_rob
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screamin' seaman + grab = genie
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lurking
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genie
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Just_Send_It
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so "seamen" is swearing now?
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STwoops
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only when used to describe a volatile, ie "screamin" semen
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STwoops
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One, Mike D should be getting his stuff right for at least a salomon athelete

two, old people shouldnt drink and talk about young people stuff on national tv
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phyz
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Douglas called it a screamin semen in slopestyle eliminator the other day.
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LOLZfajitas
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Urban Dictionary says...

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screamin semen

an intense male orgasm...

I shot a shit load of screamin semen into anna'a tight hole, geez it made my legs wobble...

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big-tink
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^heard this one
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broto
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"he's like a spider caught in his own web"
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SamSandmire
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Pretty sure Screamin' Seeman was named for Chris "SeeDog" Seeman. So technically, it's not a "bad word." Viewers can't see how it's spelled on TV, tho.
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maxknudson
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I thought I heard someone say gypsy
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galardogod
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They just called it a screamin seaman
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milk_man
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Qualifications to be an xgames commentator for tv:


Must be able to count number of flips.
 
Must be able to count number of spins.

Must be able to read names.
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JahLiam
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Last year they were just calling it a "screamin" although I haven't heard that this year yet
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Slowbro
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Douglas said, Screamin' Semen, but with a grab it's a genie, named by the great Kris Ostness.
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CJ_S
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Exactly this, they need to get a real announcer.
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sagesnow
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they were combing this thread for an answer
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DIX~
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They were calling it screaming seamen today
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DuncanK
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The etymology of the mythical 'Screaming Seamann' can be traced back to the legendary aerials coach, Chris 'C-Dogg' Seamann, of Winter Park Colorado. Seamann popularized the extreme maneuver in the late 70's when neon & ski ballet were the hottest things on the slopes. Although the triple twister spread would reign supreme, and maintain dominance on moguls courses until Johnny Moseley threw the 'heli-mute' heard around the world [prior to his MTV gigs, kids], variations of the 'Screaming Seamann' have re-emerged as a popular aerial maneuver in terrain parks.

Chris 'C-Dogg' Seamann can still be found manicuring, with shovel in hand, Winter Park's jumps.
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skiersupreme
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my favorite quote of xgames came from slopestyle today:
"look at that speed check!"
and i like how they never say blunt. they just say tail
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WaffleMaster
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The one time I heard it was, like everyone else said, referenced to the name Chris Semen/Seamann/Seman/???

I bet they referenced/made note of that every time they said "screamin semen"
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jonas.k.nilsen
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I've heard it's been called "legbreaker" as well..
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S.J.W
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i just want to see an old ladys face when the announcers say "ok here is Nick Geoper coming in switch, woah there's the switch double 900 screaming seamen", i think there would be some great soccer mums calling in and complaining about the trick name.
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NPF
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Bateman
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they call it a screaming seamen. They just beep it out. How fucking hilarious woult that be.
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PKNeison
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I always thought the "censored" version was called a "screaming demon"
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GayWolf420
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"There is a another screamin semen grab, brought to you buy Tostino© Pizza Rolls"
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MaryO
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Hahaha!!!!
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