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Christy Mack giving free BJ

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johnk
Posts: 232 - Karma: 2,646
Free BlowJob from Christy Mack for the person who builds her the best lego statue by March 1

http://uniladmag.com/girls/porn-star-christy-mack-says-shell-give-blowjob-whoever-designs-best-logo/
Jan 24 2014 8:36PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I don't want anything that War Machine touched
Jan 24 2014 8:38PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Girls with too many tattoos are unattractive IMO, especially Christy, I think she is really unattractive
Jan 24 2014 8:44PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
gross.

Jan 24 2014 8:50PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
rawr
Jan 24 2014 9:13PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Wat
Jan 24 2014 9:55PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Solid 7.

But unfortunately I don't have herpes yet and in no hurry get it so I'd have to pass.


Jan 24 2014 11:28PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
I'd let her mop me off.


Dat ass tho. Wow
Jan 24 2014 11:30PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
hahah yes.
Jan 25 2014 12:31AM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
My birthdays march 1st so do I win?
Jan 25 2014 10:34AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
Well since all you are stuck on Mt.Pious, ill take one for the team and let her blow me

but really, i wouldn't spend the next month building some 15 foot tall exact replica of the stature of liberty, but i would accept a blowjob without the work.
Jan 25 2014 10:47AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I'd let basically any chick s my d.
Jan 25 2014 10:53AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Why the hate on christy? Id ravish her.
Jan 25 2014 11:08AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
One of my favs, love it when she waxes a rod
Jan 25 2014 11:19AM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
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Jan 25 2014 12:56PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
She has too many tattoos? You guys are pussies. I've definitely boned chicks with more tatts than that.

I'd wreck that shit so hard. I'd probably just go into porn by the time I finish her off.
Jan 25 2014 1:02PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Guys who don't like tattoos are now pussies? She looks trashy as fuck, as do most women who have tattoos like her. Congrats on banging a few?
Jan 25 2014 1:04PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Yes, as in, they are either scared of 'impurity' or don't know how to handle an aggro Alt chick. They're intimidating to lots of guys.

She's a fucking pornstar, no shit she looks trashy as fuck. That's literally half her job. Still would bang.


Jan 25 2014 1:09PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,914
googled her in the living room. got grounded
Jan 25 2014 2:13PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I would never wife a chick with tattoos but I'd bang one. Honestly though when it comes to just banging I have basically no standards. If she's not obese I'll take a 2 and up.
Jan 25 2014 2:18PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
I'd build a hot ass lego chick to blow me, either that or find a real chick. Which ever comes first.
Jan 25 2014 2:42PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
I'd take it.
Jan 25 2014 4:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
feitelberg is gonna win. sorry guys.
Jan 25 2014 4:56PM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
God I hope feiteltits wins
Jan 25 2014 5:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
He needs it...desperately.
Jan 25 2014 5:10PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Shallowest statement of the day award.
Jan 26 2014 3:12AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I'm fine with that I'm a shallow dude. If it's something I'm going to have to look at for an extended period of time it better look decent.
Jan 26 2014 10:54AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm sorry to inform you, but you are obviously just a pussy and probably "can't handle it" like Mr. Ponytail up there can.
Jan 26 2014 11:39AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Awesomest statement of the day award.
Jan 26 2014 12:18PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
FUCK you are so cool. You could probably save time and just sit in front of a mirror and masturbate.
Jan 26 2014 12:28PM
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TheGreenBastard
Posts: 215 - Karma: 135
dumb tatoos suck, good tatoos are cool, everyones gotta pick up some trash once and a while
Jan 26 2014 1:04PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER - NS edition.

Christy Mack

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VERSUS

NS Superstar - Solid 7

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Jan 26 2014 1:56PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
It would be so fun to build an awesome thing out of legos. I would probably turn it down if I won though. Just because of what others would think about me if they found out!
Jan 26 2014 2:09PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
Your plant friends wouldnt mind because they are plants, they dont know what blowjobs are
Jan 26 2014 2:14PM
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marsh.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 1,403
Best thing I've seen on here in awhile
Jan 26 2014 2:20PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Now that you say this I guess you're right. She's too punk rock and alt for me. She actually terrifies me! She has a pirate ship tattoo, maybe she's a Somali pirate.
Jan 26 2014 2:24PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
plant friends?

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Jan 26 2014 2:55PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
I noticed she deleted all the photos of her and her ex (war machine) off her insta accnt. THAT SUCKS BRO
Jan 26 2014 3:37PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
But has she gotten rid of her "Property of War Machine" tattoo?
Jan 26 2014 3:43PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
HeHateMeI don't want anything that War Machine touched


Aug 12 2014 1:32PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
he beat the shit out of her and some guy she was with
Aug 12 2014 1:32PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4798 - Karma: -673
Thats pretty cool.

Why not use her celebrity status to inspire some creativity and get a cool statue as opposed to just a couple hundo cash?

I mean the entire world knows she has sex for $ why shouldn't she get something cool and original and make a desperate horny man happy in exchange for it? This is a lot less degrading to both parties than your usual hooker-john relationship and exchange of goods for services.
Aug 12 2014 1:37PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
HeHateMeI don't want anything that War Machine touched


anything War Machine beat the living shit out of*
Aug 12 2014 2:48PM
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