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High School kid pulls out dildo at Pep Assembly

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YourMomsCouch
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This just happened at my school. what. He's been suspended for two weeks. What do you guys think? Was it funny? Or was he just being a dick?
Jan 24 2014 4:50PM
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caderobinson
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At my school a 2 week suspension is what you get for a fight...
Feb 1 2014 3:20PM
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YourMomsCouch
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He's 18..
Feb 1 2014 4:23PM
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Jeebus.
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This thread is very amusing
Feb 1 2014 4:28PM
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arnie_grape
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even still. an 18 year old boy who pulls out a dildo in front of a 17 year old girl should not be in the same category as a 40 year old man who diddles 7 year old girls
Feb 1 2014 5:23PM
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Jeebus.
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Neither should pissing in public, but all three get you on the sex offender list, thats just how it is.
Feb 1 2014 5:26PM
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GayWolf420
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sounds like the school/administration wanting to authorities involved to me....
Feb 1 2014 5:43PM
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Miomo
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Petition on whitehouse.gov?
Feb 1 2014 5:43PM
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Anathema
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damn i probably could have been on the sex offender list when i was in grade 3 when i stuck my finger through my unzipped fly and wiggled it in a girls face when she was drawing pictures on the floor.

the teacher wasn't very amused by that. i thought it was hilarious...
Feb 1 2014 5:50PM
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PeppermillReno
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The principal got shown to be a fool on youtube and thus wanted to ruin the kid.

They didn't want him having a mini cult hero celebrity status from the video going viral and have tried to destroy him.


To be honest he now can make a serious lawsuit against the school for violating his rights and freedom of speech. Going over the top to punish him makes these people loook pathetic. The principal needs to be fired IMO.
Feb 1 2014 5:55PM
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-MK-
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The video was deleted. +K to someone who can find it again
Feb 1 2014 9:27PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Feb 1 2014 9:32PM
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louie.mirags
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come again?
Feb 1 2014 9:33PM
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roddy116
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There are multiple levels of sex offender. (1 being the worst) and i think it goes to 4 or 5, 5 is like pissing in public, and can easily be expunged in court if your willing to take the time to do it.
Feb 1 2014 9:38PM
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MACAQUE
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Do you live under a rock? The Supreme Court has ruled numerous times in favor of schools' right to restrict freedom of expression.
Feb 1 2014 10:33PM
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Geb
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Agreed. And there is no reason to fight against that, you don't need rights in school
Feb 1 2014 10:59PM
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Jeebus.
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Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard, he would never win that.
Feb 2 2014 2:54PM
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lIllI
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Let's be honest - I think most of us here would be on the sex offender list for our innocent mischief had our adolescent years occurred after the hysteric, overtly-PC pussification of America.
Feb 2 2014 3:07PM
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AT-AT
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hope sarcasm
Feb 2 2014 3:09PM
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Daquanouchea
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need an update
Feb 3 2014 9:13PM
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BBurt
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How awesome would it have been if he kept it out so they had to "forcefully reprimand him"?
Feb 3 2014 9:36PM
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YourMomsCouch
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The school is in total chaos. Dildos flood the hallways. Body parts are strewn everywhere. Students are making Molotov cocktails with what few supplies they can find. Moral is low. Not sure how much longer this can go on. Its every man for himself.
Feb 3 2014 10:49PM
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-MK-
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No, honestly
Feb 4 2014 12:08AM
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YourMomsCouch
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Nothing has really happened. He gets back sometime next week. People have made "free matt" shirts that their going to wear the day he gets back.
Feb 4 2014 12:33AM
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Daquanouchea
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so is he a classified sex offender or no
Feb 4 2014 1:38AM
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louie.mirags
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Feb 6 2014 6:24PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Another update. He supposedly got expelled. Not exactly sure if thats true not. Our school is fucking stupid if they expelled him for something as stupid as that. Also there is word that daniel tosh contacted him, but that might have also been a rumor. And yes, he is a registered sex offender.
Feb 6 2014 6:32PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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shit pisses me off.
Feb 6 2014 6:59PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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Lol at the waistband tuck. Classic
Feb 6 2014 7:09PM
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AT-AT
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if true Ridiculous.

News story anywhere?
Feb 6 2014 9:13PM
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louie.mirags
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This is going to seem like a troll; but, with all the corruption in America, this is what gets everybody questioning their superiors?
Feb 7 2014 5:53AM
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arnie_grape
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inb4 media swarms in like beeeeeez
Feb 7 2014 12:08PM
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whoa-dere
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Shits redic. How did we get that video of a school making parents make out with their kids on national tv?
Feb 7 2014 2:16PM
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Mr.Huck
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True dat. I actually had something exactly like it, that I bought at a joke/gag store, when I was in high school. It was called the "lady killer". Basically it was a rubber dick with a velcro strap. You'd strap it to your leg when you were wearing long shorts so that the dick hung out the bottom and slapped up against your knees when you walked. I filled it up with rice and that made it even more realistic. Made it look like your dick was about 18 inches long. It was worth it just to walk up to girl, and start having a normal conversation with her until she noticed it. The reactions were priceless.

My friends and I took a road trip to Winter Park, and we rolled it up in my car window so it hanging out the drivers side window and flapping in the breeze. We came around a switchback and there was a state trooper coming the other way. You could see the look of confusion on his face. I thought we were going to get pulled over, but for whatever reason he blew it off and kept going.

As to this kid, my principal would have expelled my ass in a heart beat if I had done this. This kid knew he was going to get in trouble; putting him on the sex offender registry is way over the top though. You can thank the liberal lawyers for that little gift.
Feb 7 2014 2:48PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Good news, he's not actually expelled.
Feb 7 2014 4:25PM
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SFB
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no :'(
Feb 7 2014 5:12PM
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kung_powpow
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WORRLDDSTARRR NIGGAAA
Feb 7 2014 5:55PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Strong power play.
Feb 15 2014 4:55AM
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