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High School kid pulls out dildo at Pep Assembly

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YourMomsCouch
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This just happened at my school. what. He's been suspended for two weeks. What do you guys think? Was it funny? Or was he just being a dick?
Jan 24 2014 4:50PM
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PeppermillReno
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This kid is awesome. He should come out and tell everyone he is gay so that the school can't suspend him for fear of homophobia.


The girl seemed like a bitch and like she deserves to go viral for a dude putting a dildo in her face.


He will have this video forever few people go to high school and acheive as much as him.



Legend. He can stay home and smoke weed for 2 weeks and read all the respect he gets from randos on the internet.
Jan 25 2014 3:24AM
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louie.mirags
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Either I have too many years out of High School or that really isn't funny, or classic. I can see how it relates to NS with Dildos and all.. but legend, that is pushing it..
Jan 25 2014 3:32AM
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PeppermillReno
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Dude the assembley was high schoolers doing 20 second dances. High schoolers dance provocatively these days they don't waltz its a natural progression of dancing or whatever.

He found an appropriate time to go overboard and make it really really funny. Again one can make a point that even without a dildo a 16 year old girl shouldn't be dancing like that in front of 1000 people. But with the dildo she got shown up for being a ho.

That nigga picked a perfect time to do it shit was hilarious and bad ass.



Teach at the end was mad funny too you could see he wanted that thing used on him. Lame fucks like those teachers deserve to be laughed at by strangers on the web.
Jan 25 2014 3:47AM
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louie.mirags
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I saw nothing but white people.

It just was not funny. These days people get absurd penalties for sexual harassment. Worth a 2 week suspension and fucking your high school transcript up before applying to college?
Jan 25 2014 3:57AM
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PeppermillReno
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He gets to be the most popular kid in the school for the rest of his time in HS. He'll get mad pussy because of this. His reaction to the teachers was boss too he walked off with his head down like he was goin into court but not like he felt bad or did anything wrong.

He can go to community college and transfer to a good school in a couple of years.

Stop being such an establishment minion.


Those 2 teachers you could tell were like "Im confiscating that...now give me 10 minutes alone."
Jan 25 2014 4:03AM
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OGoriginal-gaper
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wtf do you do at school in America, was it some event thing or something, anyway it was pretty funny
Jan 25 2014 4:12AM
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YourMomsCouch
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Also, the one "teacher" that is yelling at him is actually the principal.
Jan 25 2014 8:26AM
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smooter
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Kitt walker?
Jan 25 2014 12:27PM
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act.resist
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not that i care, but why would they cancel the dance because of one kid. seems a little unfair to me
Jan 25 2014 12:40PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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Guys, pulling out a dildo in general can be hilarious. I think the problem here is that whipping it out in her face while clearly in a dominating pose can be considered sexist. No school would ever just laugh it off as a good joke because its not. What is funny is that someone was enough of a tool to do that.

C'mon. Respect your ladies… Maybe that way she actually will blow you instead of just tease you with a dance.
Jan 25 2014 1:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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in honor of this young pioneer's efforts to raise awareness of the hilarity of dildos, I honor him with a name change.

This is for you, my brave dildo-weilding friend


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Jan 25 2014 1:57PM
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CrotchKiller
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yea we should all show respect to the girl who was on her knees in front of the whole school...
Jan 25 2014 1:58PM
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lIllI
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You know, after being out of high school for a few years I would agree with you, but being out of high school for more than a few years and I'm inclined to side with the kid. High school is nothing more than daycare. My only regret is that I didn't fuck around enough. Sure the kid is a little shit, but who wasn't in high school? That's what those years are for. Kudos to him for living it up.
Jan 25 2014 2:12PM
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Mag
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This thread is dildos.
Jan 25 2014 2:16PM
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.Rybak.
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Jan 25 2014 2:19PM
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skiersupreme
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yesterday in the senior drop (where the seniors drop a bunch of random objects like bouncy balls and rub it in everybodys face that theyre graduating soon and say fuck you freshman etc.) anyways someone threw a dildo from three stories up and hit a kid in the face and he had to go to the hospital.
Jan 25 2014 2:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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the dildo giveth fun and enjoyment, and the dildo taketh away
Jan 25 2014 3:03PM
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louie.mirags
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Whipping out a dido is living it up? I hear ya though. But, what happen to partying and actually having fun for living it up?
Jan 25 2014 3:31PM
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lIllI
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Standards of "fun" change with each generation; partying is not a static phenomenon. And it looks to me like the kid is having fun by making an ass of himself while he's still young enough for it to be acceptable. Good for him.
Jan 25 2014 4:05PM
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motionmovement
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Haha, this reminds me of high school of so much. I have a lot of respect for this kid, its funny and no harm done - its an act of protest - why the hell are kids forced to go to these stupid assemblies in the first place?
Jan 25 2014 4:16PM
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hippy.
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Jan 25 2014 4:17PM
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El_Barto.
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Thou dildo has spoken
Jan 25 2014 4:21PM
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last_tango
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Any out of school suspension is worth it. That's two weeks to go ski at your local mountain.
Jan 25 2014 4:44PM
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KingTaco
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not worth a 2 week suspension? the video already has 17000 views and will probably be on tosh.o or some shit. Im pretty sure the kid feels like its worth it.

Personally I thought it was hilarious hahaha. Kid has mad balls pun intended
Jan 25 2014 6:02PM
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-WZ-
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for all of you who were saying its not worth it... it definitely is
when he gets back to HS hes gunna be a celebrity and that shit went viral so hes probly gunna be on tosh or something too
Jan 26 2014 12:32AM
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Bombogenesis
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He looked like he was 19
Jan 26 2014 5:56AM
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theabortionator
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Reminded me of Calvin

Jan 26 2014 8:11AM
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galardogod
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This is hilarious
Jan 26 2014 11:50AM
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kevmac
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dildos make everything funnier
Jan 26 2014 3:55PM
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Stadtski
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i hear thats what ivy league colleges look for.
Jan 26 2014 6:41PM
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zard_gawd
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Newschoolers on that first response media
Jan 26 2014 11:05PM
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YourMomsCouch
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An update on the kid, he doesn't get to walk at graduation, and if the girl in the video doesn't fess up that she knew that it was goin to happen he gets jail time. He's also on the sex offender list for 15 years.
Jan 31 2014 4:27PM
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MACAQUE
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That escalated quickly
Jan 31 2014 4:41PM
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whoa-dere
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wow
Jan 31 2014 4:42PM
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arnie_grape
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I don't know the definition of static phenomenon but people have been partying for fun for thousands of years
Jan 31 2014 4:48PM
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SFB
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wow
Jan 31 2014 5:56PM
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GayWolf420
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fuck our school systems. straight up and down.
Jan 31 2014 6:07PM
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MACAQUE
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It sounds like he's getting fucked over more by the legal system, not the school
Jan 31 2014 6:17PM
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MACAQUE
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Dub post but I'm sure he can get a lawyer and fight the charges to some level of success
Jan 31 2014 6:19PM
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louie.mirags
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He'll be the real legend for 15 yrs whoever moves into his area will know he is a sex offender. Def good for him!
Jan 31 2014 6:24PM
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bakedpow
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haha holy shit.
Jan 31 2014 6:33PM
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ABdrummer
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whatever happened to a slap on the wrist? Now they're ruining that kids life over something thats not a big deal at all. fuck how sensitive america has gotten
Jan 31 2014 6:57PM
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LAME.
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video private, fuuuuuu
Jan 31 2014 7:06PM
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ABdrummer
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Jan 31 2014 7:12PM
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YourMomsCouch
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We found out the dildo is actually his dads.
Jan 31 2014 10:49PM
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bighooch
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Hahaha legendary
Jan 31 2014 11:06PM
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MACAQUE
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So it's prolly been inside of his mom. Taking that into consideration, the kid deserves the worst punishment permissible.
Jan 31 2014 11:35PM
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Drail
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'MURKA!

Feb 1 2014 1:40PM
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smooter
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pretty harsh for just pulling out a rubber penis
Feb 1 2014 2:39PM
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arnie_grape
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why is he on the sex offender list? don't you have to be 18 for that?

this is so stupid. it's like the school/law want to ruin this kid's life for some a highschool kid thing that all kids want to do but never have the balls for. it wasn't really funny, but it wasn't so unfunny that a 17/18 year old kid should be sent to jail and treated like a criminal.

what kind of world is this that a kid can't make a retarded, harmless joke without being charged criminally
Feb 1 2014 3:15PM
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