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High School kid pulls out dildo at Pep Assembly

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YourMomsCouch
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This just happened at my school. what. He's been suspended for two weeks. What do you guys think? Was it funny? Or was he just being a dick?
Jan 24 2014 4:50PM
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whoa-dere
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Jan 24 2014 4:53PM
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270on420out
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Ban worthy?
Jan 24 2014 4:54PM
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HitTheJim
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It was funny
Jan 24 2014 4:57PM
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broto
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kid looks like a tool
Jan 24 2014 5:02PM
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YourMomsCouch
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He is a total tool.
Jan 24 2014 5:04PM
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Laurent.
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Regardless of the dildo what the hell is even going on?
Jan 24 2014 5:06PM
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swoger
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that kid deserves respect from everyone at your school

i would worship him if i knew him
Jan 24 2014 5:08PM
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YourMomsCouch
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My school was throwing a "snowcoming" to try and raise money. They threw a pep assembly, which is where you see the dildo. The dance is cancelled, but no one cares because its fucking stupid.
Jan 24 2014 5:11PM
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statuswhitegirl
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that is fucking hilarious
Jan 24 2014 5:15PM
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Peter.
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i think it would have been funnier if more people saw it
Jan 24 2014 5:29PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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two weeks seems a little harsh...
Jan 24 2014 5:32PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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i see wat ya did there
Jan 24 2014 5:36PM
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Miomo
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He did something that no one would have thought to do. He's an individual. A risk-taker. A true pioneer. He should be given As in all his classes.
Jan 24 2014 6:07PM
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Aidan-G
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I like it
Jan 24 2014 6:09PM
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jordangaebel
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lol who gives a fuck this guy earns mad respect for that shit hahahahaha
Jan 24 2014 6:11PM
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SFB
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pretty funny, but i still want to beat that kid up because he has a stupid face.
Jan 24 2014 6:13PM
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DayMan
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Did they cancel the dance just because of this? Wtf.
Jan 24 2014 6:21PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Yeah. My school has always been strict, this kid made history.
Jan 24 2014 6:25PM
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Turner.
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But like, did each couple choreograph a dance for their catwalk or something? And in this specific instance was the dance "her pretending to blow him?"

Sufficiently amused either way.
Jan 24 2014 6:26PM
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CaptainObvious.
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That teacher was wasting his breath with whatever he was telling the kid on the way out. The kid got exactly what he wanted and the suspension is just more street cred.



god damn he's so thug.
Jan 24 2014 6:27PM
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YourMomsCouch
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It's not required but couples usually choreograph something. One couple brought out a foam finger and started twerking. And the girl was just bowing down to him, you can tell by the look on her face that she wasn't expecting a dildo in her face
Jan 24 2014 6:29PM
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CaptainObvious.
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They rarely do.
Jan 24 2014 6:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Until its too late.
Jan 24 2014 6:48PM
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jtate
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why the fuck does he own a dildo in the first place
Jan 24 2014 6:50PM
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Caleb.E
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ohh god....
Jan 24 2014 6:52PM
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.Apex.
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What a legend.
Jan 24 2014 7:05PM
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Shredability
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solid
Jan 24 2014 7:11PM
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SFB
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you dont?
Jan 24 2014 7:12PM
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DR.SHRED
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deff not worth a 2 week suspension
Jan 24 2014 7:24PM
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chicken
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i'm sure he just had it laying around right?

It's not like someone would just go and buy one to do this...
Jan 24 2014 7:43PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Hahaha

That was totally a blowjob dance
Jan 24 2014 8:33PM
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Miomo
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Do you have one laying around? Being a vegetarian, I'd imagine you've gotten rid of any dick that's not strictly rubber.
Jan 24 2014 8:37PM
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.Rybak.
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It would have been funnier if he hit her in the face with it.
Jan 24 2014 8:44PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Adults tryna get all kinds of serious.

Don't they know dildos have seriousness destroying powers.
Jan 24 2014 8:50PM
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TechnoPotamus
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introduce a little dildo and everyone loses their minds!

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Jan 24 2014 8:53PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Deep down those teachers thought it was funny. Too bad our educational culture is set up so teachers feel the need to remove all humor from the school grounds.
Jan 24 2014 9:00PM
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.Rybak.
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And i was expecting this. So sad.

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Jan 24 2014 9:03PM
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Anathema
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im 28 and what is this
Jan 24 2014 10:21PM
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louie.mirags
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mad white people
Jan 24 2014 11:10PM
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SurfaceHoar
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Doesn't look the the "event" was well attended. But I would have loved to see the girls fathers reaction.
Jan 24 2014 11:25PM
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ESAND
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first world problems
Jan 24 2014 11:26PM
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YourMomsCouch
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The video is viral. it has something like close to 400k views in 6 hours.
Jan 24 2014 11:33PM
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casual
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Yeah, I saw on worldstar.
Jan 24 2014 11:38PM
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SKI.ING
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Ballsy. Stiff penalty.
Jan 24 2014 11:50PM
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hundreds
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is his last name flaccid
Jan 24 2014 11:55PM
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whoa-dere
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there's a girl on 4th floor who looks exactly like this one
Jan 24 2014 11:56PM
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Che~
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WORLDSTARRR
Jan 25 2014 12:05AM
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GIF
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We just had a wrestling match against our rival school and during the course of the meet 6 different dildos were thrown onto the mats, 3 of them over 15 inches long
Jan 25 2014 1:28AM
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DIX~
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I want to believe
Jan 25 2014 1:38AM
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.Rybak.
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Hey oussy I will throw the great American challenge at ur face and u best be cubeb puss flaps m8
Jan 25 2014 2:00AM
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