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Girls Who Masturbate...

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Sharpy
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Have better sex lives. It's true, if girls masturbate, they are more likely to reach orgasm if a guy is going down or anything.
Dec 8 2004 6:02PM
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Sharpy
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^funny
Dec 8 2004 9:55PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
this is fucking bullshit


you are all stupid faggots.



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Dec 8 2004 9:56PM
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Sharpy
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it's all true
Dec 8 2004 9:58PM
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skibunnie
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skibum how can you tell if a girl is faking? i doubt it.



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Dec 8 2004 10:58PM
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Sharpy
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i would like to meet a girl who can vuluntarily shudder her entire body. Its the little signs, the girls who are overdramatic are usualyl fakers, and chances are, they fake to make you feel good, when really ,they just don't masturbate.
Dec 8 2004 11:01PM
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wiener
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i dont care if they fake it as long as i get off i am happy

where is eye*am*naked on this one







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Dec 8 2004 11:36PM
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3ski6guy0
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ya asac is right..and thats called a wet dream. haha
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Dec 8 2004 11:49PM
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Machete23
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we need to hear more from girls on this topic.
guys just aren't doin it for me. :p
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Dec 9 2004 1:09AM
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Sharpy
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all the girls have left, I havn't seen them posting in awhile
Dec 9 2004 11:33AM
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d-loc
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making your girl quiver or shake is a good sign that shes still feeling awesome from your pleasure. her legs and lower body mostly



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Dec 9 2004 11:37AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
you guys have no idea..... women can fake stuff you can't even comprehend.




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I dropped out of high school to ski.
Dec 9 2004 12:29PM
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d-loc
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^like faking PMS, since its made up and all women need to biatch about something



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 9 2004 12:31PM
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Sharpy
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women don't fake for fun, like honestly, they use 'faking it' as a means of control, like, 'we don't really need guys, we usually fake it anyways', when really they know nothing is better than a good pussy-licking. Why woud la girl want to fake it except to make a guy feel like he has achieved? Girls don't like to get off? After some practice, its not too hard to go down. Its the girls who don't masturbate, and as a result, have a very low chance of achieving orgasm, that are usually the fakers.
Dec 9 2004 12:39PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I've seen girls try to fake it. These girls were competing for 100 dollars, tell me thats not incentive to put on a good show, but it was nothing like when a girl really gets off, I mean REALLY.
Dec 9 2004 12:40PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
you cant fake it when a 9 inch cock penetrates your tight clit, you jsut cant



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 9 2004 12:41PM
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Sharpy
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^haha, i'm almost 100% sure that that is impossible, penetrate the clit, haha
Dec 9 2004 12:47PM
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d-loc
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^why not? clit, cooter, coochie, pussy all the same thing man, whys it not possible?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 9 2004 12:52PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
hahahahahahaha. no but really, most girls who are in the situation to be faking an orgasm weren't born yesterday.... we have the ability to be pretty convincing




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I dropped out of high school to ski.
Dec 9 2004 12:56PM
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Sharpy
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^you don't masturbate do you, you're a faker. D-loc, a clit is much different than a pussy. The clit is a little nib type thing that is at the top of the pussy. It is covered by a clitoral hood and becomes 'erect' when properly stimulated. I was goign to draw you a picture, but it didn't quite work out.
Dec 9 2004 1:07PM
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RandomHero21
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^So I guess that means you've faked.


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Dec 9 2004 1:08PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
That was directed toward angelicrage.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Dec 9 2004 1:11PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
for the record i'm celibate but yeah i've faked. and then admitted it later and my boyfried didn't believe me at all. and i don't regularly masturbate. wow i feel like i just revealed my whole life to newschoolers. haha




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Dec 9 2004 1:15PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^^^haha i dont need a picture fool... i know what it is. im saying you hear people talking about fucking a clit, cooter, blah blah all the time. its just an expression



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 9 2004 1:15PM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
dloc, your girl must love you penetrating her clit...dumbass


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Dec 9 2004 1:17PM
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Sharpy
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only about 10% of women orgasm during penetration anyways, so it doesn't matter if you're celebate. Has your boyfreind ever been with another gir? I'm guessing you're not the involuntary gyrating type when you orgasm, are you.
Dec 9 2004 1:17PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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he's not my boyfriend anymore and he's been with a lot of girls (which is the reason he is no longer my boyfriend haha) but what are you implying? I don't have extreme orgasms? When I've faked it's to stroke the guys ego.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Dec 9 2004 1:20PM
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Sharpy
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you're so kind to stroke his ego. What you should do is help him out. Tell him what works. It's a team effort, geez. How's he ever going to learn if you don't help him. I'm not talking about subtle things, many guys don't pick up on the small signs and growns or touches, you gotta verbally tell him. That wasn't just for you angelicrage, just advice for all girls.
Dec 9 2004 1:25PM
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skifiend
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excellent advice skibum


Smuggs kicks ass
Dec 9 2004 1:27PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
even if you have a gf or constant pussy you should still bate it...its not healthy if you dont
fuck a book
Dec 9 2004 1:45PM
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Sharpy
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even when I do, I still do
Dec 9 2004 5:25PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I know that silly. But some guys just can't do it for girls.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Dec 9 2004 5:26PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
masturbation is an everyday routine



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Dec 9 2004 5:31PM
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plorr
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me and my friends asked this kid in school if he jacked off, and he was like no, so we gave him alot of shit and then he was like, i tried it one time but i just squeezed really hard and the tip turned purple. now, 1 yr later, he has shoulder length hair, talks with a lisp, and sings in the chorus. hes hardcore queer
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Dec 9 2004 6:13PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
haha yeah that is creepy
Oct 1 2005 8:42PM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
haha yeah that is creepy
Oct 1 2005 8:42PM
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sneather
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^that sucks that she wouldnt let u watch
Oct 1 2005 8:46PM
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sneather
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talking to stowebum
Oct 1 2005 8:47PM
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VKarma185
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yea...angelicrage, guys don't care if you orgasm or not so don't waste your time faking it! we just care if we do
Oct 1 2005 8:54PM
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Sharpy
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wow, old thread
Oct 1 2005 9:08PM
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JackBach
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What's the fucking point of faking it?
Oct 1 2005 9:30PM
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sKILOve07
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to keep the guy satisfied
Oct 1 2005 9:35PM
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anothermammothpunk
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yep your gay
Oct 1 2005 9:35PM
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JackBach
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Really? That's pathetic.
Oct 1 2005 9:37PM
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anothermammothpunk
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i think that little puddle on your back equals satisfaction
Oct 1 2005 9:41PM
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treesmann
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haha^
Oct 1 2005 9:47PM
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JackBach
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Hahaha that's funny, however, it's that attitude that has something to do with why girls feel they need to fake it.
Oct 1 2005 9:49PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
my friend stopped then he started acting wierd and he asked out like 3 chicks a got rejected 3 times in like 2days, so then somebody told him to start jerking it again, and he's better now
Oct 1 2005 9:57PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
my friend stopped then he started acting wierd and he asked out like 3 chicks a got rejected 3 times in like 2days, so then somebody told him to start jerking it again, and he's better now
Oct 1 2005 9:57PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
everytime a girl masturbates, a puppy is born. Thats a scientific fact.
Oct 1 2005 10:22PM
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mattster
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well... he IS a scientest after all
Oct 1 2005 10:35PM
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