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North Korea seem to have put a man on the Sun.

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Jaggy_Snake
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"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening"

Source: http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html


Seems legit.


Can't wait to see his return.
Jan 24 2014 11:43AM
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bakedpow
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hype hype hype hype!
Jan 24 2014 11:44AM
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SFB
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WOW!! incredible!!
Jan 24 2014 11:46AM
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ggfski42
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Lol, " hes bringing back sun spot samples to show his uncle, which he will probably show off to the world soon."
Jan 24 2014 11:49AM
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deleted5
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There are going to be so many conspiracies about this, but like the moon landing I'm sure it happened.
Jan 24 2014 11:49AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Dude, im so over you conspiracy nuts. He was on the sun, be happy for him.
Jan 24 2014 11:53AM
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SamtheEagle
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seems legit
Jan 24 2014 12:02PM
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b-kul
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it was safe because he traveled in the dark. why has no one else thought of this?
Jan 24 2014 12:13PM
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JuliusJ
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Jesus, this. You kids always need picture or video proof.
Jan 24 2014 12:20PM
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PKNeison
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Thank God he went at night when it wasn't as warm - he'd a been roasted alive during the day.







So inspire, wow.
Jan 24 2014 12:26PM
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Bagels
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Hung Gong so hot right now
Jan 24 2014 12:38PM
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Mama.
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hahahhahahahaaa
Jan 24 2014 12:57PM
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Culture+
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SWEET! I wonder what type of ship can withstand 6000 degree molten iron and gas
Jan 24 2014 1:05PM
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Miomo
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Because everyone knows the sun is made of iron!
Jan 24 2014 1:19PM
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Tinga
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wouldnt the sun sink out of space if it was made of iron?
Jan 24 2014 1:29PM
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maximiliaan
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Somebody did his homework today...
Jan 24 2014 1:30PM
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GANKI
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that's one way to get a killer goggle tan
Jan 24 2014 1:31PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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And it only took him 4 hours! Holy shit this guy should get an award
Jan 24 2014 1:39PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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no, god put his light into it so it will float.

fucking moron.
Jan 24 2014 1:47PM
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El_Barto.
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lolol
Jan 24 2014 2:01PM
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GaryColeman
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Tweaktown seems like a credible source, can't wait for his triumphant return
Jan 24 2014 2:08PM
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ski.cats
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its fully believable that north korea would try to report this
Jan 24 2014 2:16PM
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Phil-X-
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The sun is off at night dumbass
Jan 24 2014 2:34PM
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proZach
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Hahahahahahahahah
Jan 24 2014 2:35PM
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steezburgereddie
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he must have found a really small sunspot since most of them are bigger than earth
Jan 24 2014 2:45PM
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Pillow_Line
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Hahahah wait it only took him 4 hours to get there?? Totally legit story.
Jan 24 2014 3:04PM
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ABdrummer
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Unfortunately the news source that "broke" this story is an Irish satire site. It's kinda sad how believable this is though
Jan 24 2014 4:00PM
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yuck
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its fully believable that a western media outlet would try to report north korea trying to report this

i feel like people believe everything they hear about NK just because of how secretive it is. but a lot of stories about NK are later exposed as fake shit just made up (usually) by Chinese media sources or news blogs or whatever. its sorta ironic, the way that the secrecy/privacy of NK leads everyone to believe basically anything and everything they hear about NK, when NOBODY in this thread has been there or really knows much about it.

that being said, im pumped for Hong King Kong cuz hes getting LAID fer sure.
Jan 24 2014 4:02PM
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CluckaChuck
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Wonder if Hong took any selfies
Jan 24 2014 4:35PM
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mski
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fuck that, i went to the sun last week
Jan 24 2014 5:28PM
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ModMommy
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excuse you, the article said he has one. They're pretty small in pictures.
Jan 24 2014 5:45PM
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Seany.n
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this is sooo fake it would obvs take at least a day or two
Jan 24 2014 6:16PM
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Brule.
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Jan 24 2014 7:19PM
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theBearJew
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No way man. 4 hrs and you're there with a strong tailwind. few hours to collect samples and probably 5 hours on the way back cause of the headwind.
Jan 24 2014 7:47PM
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arnie_grape
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this series is a really cool watch


Jan 24 2014 7:48PM
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Benson.
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I lol'd.
Jan 24 2014 7:49PM
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louie.mirags
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Jan 24 2014 8:31PM
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humpty
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because it winter the sun is colder rite?????????????????



lul
Jan 24 2014 8:54PM
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swoger
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Can't wait to see pics!!
Jan 24 2014 9:05PM
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El_Barto.
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but it aint winter in the eastern hemisphere right now?
Jan 24 2014 9:10PM
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act.resist
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North korea is the most smartest country wow how do they do it
Jan 24 2014 10:06PM
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Edward.
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Are you arguing that North Korea may actually be nicer than is portrayed in the media?
Jan 24 2014 10:26PM
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freestyler540
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Meh, Im sure if FOX news decided to pull that off in the US, some americans would believe that too
Jan 25 2014 8:26AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Jan 25 2014 11:59AM
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theBearJew
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That guys not Korean....
Jan 25 2014 12:10PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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the sun changed his color
Jan 25 2014 12:25PM
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theBearJew
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Duh, wow I am stupid.
Jan 25 2014 12:50PM
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marsh.
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Sounds like this guy has a bright future ahead of him
Jan 25 2014 12:50PM
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PacificRimJob
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Well, now he's blackanese so...
Jan 25 2014 12:59PM
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Bateman
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and you have a tiny dick
Jan 25 2014 1:04PM
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Backyard.Skier
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good old north korea doing what they do best
Jan 25 2014 6:04PM
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