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Germany's official olympic gapers.

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SteezNutz
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So, Germany's Olympic uniforms are skittles colored shit, Who knew the country's best athletes were gapers. Click for larger image
Jan 24 2014 12:43AM
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raull
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i definitely want to bang the gaper in front
Jan 24 2014 12:44AM
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saskskier
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USA. The worlds kindergarten teachers:

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Jan 24 2014 1:00AM
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UFOsarereal
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sticking with Ralph Lauren might be one of the only things the US Olympics team does right... get a grip.
Jan 24 2014 1:16AM
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TomWallnuss
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To be fair we also have a second set of jackets/pants that looks less embarrassing:

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Jan 24 2014 9:29AM
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Pipe_Munky
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here's the uniforms for the volunteers in sochi.
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for a country that's supposedly against homosexuality, those suits have every colour of the rainbow
Jan 24 2014 9:34AM
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tinglskier
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Bene?
Jan 24 2014 9:49AM
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Bagina
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Are those hearts on the sleeves?
Jan 24 2014 12:15PM
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Miomo
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Which one?
Jan 24 2014 1:12PM
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McLS
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HAHAHA wtf, do the athletes literally cannot input on their uniform? I mean gaper shit, plus it's bogner...

I guess, apart from the fact that it's picture (yep don't like them) France has a pretty cool uniformClick for larger image

Jan 24 2014 1:23PM
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cyberginger
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Canada
Jan 24 2014 1:30PM
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Gherbs
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Canada's is actually pretty sick.
Jan 24 2014 1:35PM
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pghjibber
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well at least germany's freeski team has no mandated national outerwear partner so they can wear their actual sponsors' outerwear
Jan 24 2014 1:44PM
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trueheads
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Yeah they kept it clean and simple. Looks awesome
Jan 24 2014 1:44PM
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roddy116
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do want
Jan 24 2014 1:48PM
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Pitolairas
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Great Britain has a sick ADIDAS uniform!
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Jan 24 2014 1:52PM
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Pitolairas
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Jan 24 2014 1:59PM
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suup
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orage thould have made usa's uniform
Jan 24 2014 2:18PM
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LolklonVolkls
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Looks like a pack of Marlboro reds
Jan 24 2014 2:25PM
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MAWman
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This is a lame ass statment...

Sticking with Ralph lauren makes us look like pretensious rich(off dadys money)Conneticut douchebags!!!!!!!


Jan 24 2014 2:40PM
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LucasTrent
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Gapers
Jan 24 2014 2:41PM
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~bagelz~
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is that woodsy on the left?
Jan 24 2014 2:45PM
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J-C
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Thats the snowboard uniform this is the skiing one
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Jan 24 2014 2:47PM
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Edward.
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What would north korea's uniforms look like if they were participating this year?
Jan 24 2014 2:47PM
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Rafiki
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curious as to why columbia is making canada's uniforms... i feel like arc'teryx should
Jan 24 2014 2:52PM
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FroesenSkeeze
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Well it's definitely not that flashy... but looking at some of the other uniforms, I think that's a good thing haha.
Jan 24 2014 2:53PM
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funkynuggz
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hahahaha
Jan 24 2014 3:03PM
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funkynuggz
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shits ugly
Jan 24 2014 3:05PM
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The_Polock
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HahahahahClick for larger image
Jan 24 2014 4:12PM
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ModMommy
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Let's talk about the Norwegian Curling team's uniform.
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Jan 24 2014 4:26PM
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The_Polock
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That aint a curling stick its a pimp cane BITCHES.  Welcome to Norway where we roll hard and thug daily!Click for larger image
Jan 24 2014 4:34PM
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GaryColeman
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that actually hurts my eyes
Jan 24 2014 4:39PM
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Suusataja
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Estonia

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Jan 24 2014 4:53PM
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Shifties4Dayz
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Canada cannot afford arc'teryx. That is why
Jan 24 2014 5:00PM
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UFOsarereal
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okay dickhead
Jan 24 2014 5:14PM
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PureSport
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I know it's thad
Jan 24 2014 9:11PM
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NinetyFour
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Do I need to check my meter or? Because Orage is a Montreal QC, based brand with some pretty deep roots to the area as I understand it.
Jan 24 2014 9:30PM
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hippy.
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on dat wonderbread shiiiiii
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Jan 24 2014 9:31PM
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NinetyFour
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Oh, and all 'kitted' up, I think the German outerwear is pretty damn sick.

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Jan 24 2014 9:33PM
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S-S-K
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Saga should have made the USA Outerwear.

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Jan 24 2014 10:26PM
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TheDetectives
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not my style, but it is pretty badass
Jan 25 2014 1:47AM
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chicken
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best in the thread for sure.
Jan 25 2014 11:58AM
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DBL
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Nope Orage is in fact a Canadian company based in Montréal! Would have been cool to see them make the skiing uniforms, but I don't think Orage could afford it (or do the countries buy them?)
Jan 25 2014 1:02PM
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MNS
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With maple leafs, red, and white in consideration, not too bad.
Jan 25 2014 5:13PM
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NinetyFour
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They probably could, they did outfit the X-Games course crew:

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Except the dude in the TNF hoodie...

Jan 25 2014 5:18PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Adding my favs'
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Jan 25 2014 6:17PM
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sagesnow
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wanna see more units
Jan 25 2014 6:20PM
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crab_pretzel
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so us freeskiing has cool outerwear but the olympic uniform for the parade is kindergarten teacher shit.

i saw canada's freeskiing/snowboarding outerwear and it looks good, but does anyone know what the Olympic uniform they'll be wearing for the parade looks like? or did i miss it
Jan 25 2014 6:21PM
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Craigskis
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Would bang
Jan 25 2014 9:40PM
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saskskier
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Not to shabby IMO. Almost classy.

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