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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
just shattered both wrists in brutal urban bail. lucky it was just my wrists. anyone else with these injuries? im truna find a way to stay busy and on top of my classes.
peace
Jan 23 2014 1:39PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
is there a video?
Jan 23 2014 1:41PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Same injuries but they occurred when someone gave me a Reality Kings member code
Jan 23 2014 1:41PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
wrists? just get really good at dry humping your pillow
Jan 23 2014 1:42PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Vid or it didn't happen.
Jan 23 2014 1:42PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
How are you gonna jerk off?!?!?!?!11/1!?!!?!
Jan 23 2014 1:42PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Don't be a little girl, you can ski with broken wrists if you have a hard cast
Jan 23 2014 1:45PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I have a hard time you "just shattered" both wrists if you were able to hop on NS and make a thread about it.
Jan 23 2014 2:02PM
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MNjordanG
Posts: 67 - Karma: 22
why are you asking us how to get your work done.. when you just made a thread and typed about it. stop being a little bitch about it
Jan 23 2014 2:11PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
He ony said he broke his wrists, his mothers are still fine
Jan 23 2014 2:14PM
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
i have the use of my left thumb and index finger.
Jan 23 2014 2:41PM
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
no vids but i just have an after picture.
Jan 23 2014 2:42PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
thats all you need to write
Jan 23 2014 2:43PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
WINcest
Jan 23 2014 2:56PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
Injuries suck. I am seeing a surgeon next week about my knee. We will see. Weed and Netflix are your friends in this case. I also masturbate but you may have trouble with that one.
Jan 23 2014 2:59PM
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triss
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916
I have a friend that broke both his wrists on a snobwboard going off a launch rail
Jan 23 2014 3:13PM
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
blowjobs
Jan 23 2014 3:21PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
D...did you just respond to your own thread?
Jan 23 2014 3:36PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Reddit. I can smell it.
Jan 23 2014 3:38PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,917
What a loser!
Jan 23 2014 3:42PM
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
morphine
Jan 23 2014 7:18PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
still have the code?
Jan 23 2014 7:26PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
thats all you need to fap!
Jan 23 2014 7:40PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
Stop replying to your own thread. You're going to break the NSG
Jan 23 2014 8:39PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093

hahaha. This mother fucker just responded to his own thread

maybe he had an epiphany that blowjobs were the solution to his problem.

Jan 23 2014 9:17PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
are you choarlie owens?

Jan 23 2014 10:36PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
wow im not that flexible
Jan 24 2014 4:48PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
just 1 broken wrist
Jan 24 2014 11:57PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
The sooner you realize that duct tape fixes absolutely everything, the sooner you'll realize that your fine.
Jan 25 2014 3:03PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
the version of chuck in a parallel universe who appreciates doing the dishes an hoovering his rug.
Jan 27 2014 2:22AM
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