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How to mess with someone's car (not too serious)

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dom_daq
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So at my highschool, we have a senior parking lot (seniors only even though there are extra spaces every day and juniors would buy passes if it was allowed). We also have a rule that you can only go off grounds as a senior.

As a junior, I have been successfully going off grounds (avoiding cameras, security etc) all fall until today. Today all of the juniors parked in senior lot (about 10) get called down to the office. Get the whole warning thing we will tow next time.

So recently, we just learned that this fucker (senior) ratted on us and basically gave the school a list of names. So now they are trying to shut our shit down and we are pretty pissed. Even the seniors are basically all on our side.

So i have a question for you newschoolers; how should we mess with his car/him? I want to straight up fight him but he's too pussy and I will get suspended if I fight in school so for now that's not much of an option. Ideas?
Jan 22 2014 9:42PM
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Shread
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give him a rim job! Ull get him good
Jan 22 2014 9:46PM
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EricaMN.
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dildo in the gas tank
Jan 22 2014 9:48PM
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corona
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yea this. Just make sure you rinse his rims well if you're using a strong soap or detergent or they might rust easily.
Jan 22 2014 9:48PM
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BROSEIDON
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What does "trying to shit our shit down" even mean?
Jan 22 2014 10:10PM
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Halo1junkie
Posts: 202 - Karma: 435
Buy 4 boots and boot all 4 tires
Jan 22 2014 10:12PM
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flyingsqirrel3
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Definitely plug his tailpipe(s) with a potatoe
Jan 22 2014 10:16PM
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lineskier10
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fight him pussy
Jan 22 2014 10:16PM
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gotti
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that would literally have the same effect of booting one tire.

also just cover his car in chocolate milk. if you really wanna fuck with him let it go bad first
Jan 22 2014 10:17PM
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theabortionator
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I'm going to say the same thing I say in all these threads. If you're going to try to prank somebody be creative. If you have to ask a forum what you should do maybe you should just find a new hobby or let it go.
Jan 22 2014 10:20PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
Actually though, depending on if his car is front or rear wheel drive, put the car just barely up on blocks, just enough to keep the wheels that get power from touching the ground
Jan 22 2014 10:20PM
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skiersupreme
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this would actually be so funny. or just glueing dildos all over his car
Jan 22 2014 10:31PM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
Remove one of his tires and leave hints on where to find all of the lug nuts and lastly the wheel. leave a different clue at each part. and/or plug his tailpipe with a dildo
Jan 22 2014 10:31PM
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BenWhit
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peanut butter under the door handles. someone did this to me a party once. i was hardly amused.
Jan 22 2014 10:45PM
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bakedpow
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make a copy of his key and whenever he goes to school/work/gym follow him and move his car like 3 spots over or some shit. my high school teacher did this to me (really long family friends) for about half a year. completely fucked my mind haha.
Jan 22 2014 10:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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Wait, I'm confused. Who is the bigger pussy here?
Jan 22 2014 10:50PM
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Halo1junkie
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No because if you just boot one he can take it off and put on the spare. 4 boots or gtfo
Jan 22 2014 10:51PM
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Halo1junkie
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Thats awesome
Jan 22 2014 10:52PM
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ABalls
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If he ever leaves a window cracked open throw a couple pieces of fruit and a ton of fruit flies into his car. Shit will swarm. Or plug his tailpipe. The pressure will either blow the exhaust right off or he will die from carbon dioxide poisoning. You're call op.
Jan 22 2014 10:59PM
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Halo1junkie
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Yeah he should just cop some fruit flies at 711 and chuck em in the car haha
Jan 22 2014 11:01PM
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Mr.Huck
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I like this guy. That is classic.

To OP, you may want to try the condom on the tail pipe. Car may not start, but if it does, it will inflate the condom on the back of the car. The condom may explode, go flying off, or the car may stall and die with the partially inflated rubber sticking off the back.
Jan 22 2014 11:01PM
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mikeyp433
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Bang his mom! that will show him
Jan 22 2014 11:02PM
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SFB
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heres a fun easy harmless prank to pull on someones car, first drain, the oil and windhsield wahser fluid then fill up the oil with wiper fluid and the wipers with oil. so funny.
Jan 22 2014 11:03PM
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whoa-dere
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inner tube on exhaust
Jan 22 2014 11:03PM
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profa_212
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You don't understand how boots work do you?
Jan 22 2014 11:07PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Buy a lot of Vaseline and put it on his windows/windshield. It's a bitch to clean off but wont cause any actual issues, other then not being able to see. Also it allows you to write/draw fun words and shapes in it, or adhere various objects too it. Another good one is to get a bunch of fuzzy handcuffs and lock them to his roof racks.
Jan 22 2014 11:15PM
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-MK-
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My school says only seniors can leave to. No one gives a fuck though. Freshman probably leave more than seniors
Jan 22 2014 11:17PM
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b-kul
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saran wrap his car.
Jan 22 2014 11:38PM
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profa_212
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This is more long term.....so do it along with something short term....put rain-x spray in whatever shape/word/picture you would like. The next time it rains he will have that picture drawn out because of the rain drops running off of where you sprayed.
Jan 22 2014 11:46PM
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oakleyman15
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Rub your slong in black ink and slap it on his car so he just knows how big of a dick he is and how big the dick that's going up his tight nerd pussy will be
Jan 22 2014 11:47PM
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Randy_Quench
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wait till a day when its gonna rain and pour pancake mix all over his car. that shit gets wet and practically turns into concrete. probably the biggest pain in the ass prank i've ever had to deal with.
Jan 22 2014 11:49PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Tehe
Jan 22 2014 11:51PM
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raymondcabral
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Wait till a sunny day and pour maple syrup all over his door handles and windshield. That shit should be like glue.
Jan 22 2014 11:59PM
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ReignMan
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ggo get a fuck ton of ceran wrap and stick wrap the shit outa his car. takes forever to get it all off...
Jan 22 2014 11:59PM
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MNS
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Put a pingpong ball in his gas tank.
Jan 23 2014 12:05AM
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Chief.
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loosen his lug nuts. you cant tell anything is wrong until your wheels flies off driving home
Jan 23 2014 12:13AM
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Halo1junkie
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The shitty boots they use around here you can take off and put on the spare. Those are the only kind you can buy online i think
Jan 23 2014 12:15AM
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nutz.
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put spoiled bologna on the paint
Jan 23 2014 12:25AM
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Parks.
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befriend him, then invite him to a slumber party, put his hand in warm water with a camera in oyur other hand.

BOOM

the rest is history

Jan 23 2014 12:52AM
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Squirtle
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If the car is small enough and you have enough people, you could probably pick up and move the car to some random place.
Jan 23 2014 1:13AM
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cool_name
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tape the throttle wide open, getting the hood opened might be hard though

Jan 23 2014 4:04AM
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cool_name
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drill a hole in his oil pan
Jan 23 2014 4:08AM
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cool_name
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drill a hole in his oil pan
Jan 23 2014 4:09AM
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Laurent.
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Sometimes you just have to be audacious otherwise the punk as bitch won't learn.

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Jan 23 2014 5:22AM
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alexg1687
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Cut little slits in the rubber in the windscreen wipers. He wont notice until it rains.
Jan 23 2014 6:21AM
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sNaubi
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crash a window and put in a bucket or two of expanding polyurethane foam, that'll do it.
Jan 23 2014 6:27AM
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BLADEE
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Slash his tires and smash his windshield he'll think it was so funny!
Jan 23 2014 6:39AM
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250r
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sugar in the gas tank.
Jan 23 2014 6:55AM
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sNaubi
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rotting fish under the hood.
Jan 23 2014 7:06AM
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soulskier
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Wrap some of this in a paper towel and hide it under a sheet
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Stuff reeks
Jan 23 2014 7:22AM
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Hammer nails into all his tires.
Piss in his gas tank or washer fluid reservoir.
Take off the stickers on his license plate or just steal his plates.
If you can get inside the car the sky's the limit
Jan 23 2014 7:28AM
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