Well since you want to hear something new, I've rounded up some cool UK facts for ya!
1 When a lady finds she has a passenger in her fanny, she may relieve herself wherever she pleases.
2 Dying is illegal in the house of parliaments! Wow! Better not let ol' Bishop in there! Ha!
3 Winston Churchill was born in a toilet during a ladies' dance!
There you go, my insatiable friend! Something new! Spread the folly!