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Worst feelings in skiing

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
- that feeling when youre falling forward on a rail with the rail behind your front heel piece

- when you get to that point where youre not going to recover from how cold and wet you are until you go inside
Jan 21 2014 5:12PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
When you're in mid switch up and you know you wont make it on a rail that's high enough to sack yourself
Jan 21 2014 9:15PM
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tvonny
Posts: 209 - Karma: 660
earbud slipping out of your ear mid run
Jan 21 2014 9:22PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
Setting for a backy and not seeing the snow come around again
Jan 21 2014 9:27PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
this. especially when the cord gets caught in some piece of your clothing and your earbuds are tugging down at your ears when you stand up from the chairlift
Jan 21 2014 9:28PM
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nugeynuge
Posts: 388 - Karma: 254
Threads, this is hilarious
Jan 21 2014 9:31PM
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MitchT
Posts: 560 - Karma: 4,095
When your bag of tricks disappears during a comp.
Jan 21 2014 9:31PM
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CalvinStork
Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082
When your falling all slow mo like right up until your head slams the ground
Jan 21 2014 9:38PM
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Ozgod
Posts: 374 - Karma: 448
Having to go pee when the chairlift stops, or when you shit your pants in all of your ski stuff
Jan 21 2014 9:44PM
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
landing switch on the knuckle
Jan 21 2014 9:52PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
When your ipod dies in the middle of a comp....

This has literally happened to me twice in a row now
Jan 21 2014 9:59PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Catching front edge on a rail for sure

When you set too hard on a backflip and the landing is still 10 feet below you and you sloooooowly over rotate and backslap

Little kids who are better than you
Jan 21 2014 10:03PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51617 - Karma: 162,030
I remember when I was younger bombing some of the "powder" on the trail. Snow was piling up and I was cruising feeling awesome. It was the last run I think too and my mom was waiting at the bottom. At some point I caught both tips and went face first into the cold snow. Went from hey ma look at me to DFHIWFIHFISDNKGFKSKGK. Can't remember if I cried or not. That was a traumatic Awesome to Shitty moment for my 6 year old self.



COOL FUCKING STORY HANSEL
Jan 21 2014 10:08PM
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m4ttm4n1
Posts: 176 - Karma: 1,581
Bro, I promise you on my life I had it earlier!

No dude you suck.

:(
Jan 21 2014 10:20PM
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brendanmulhern
Posts: 65 - Karma: 42
I'd say popping your binding off from your ski just due to brute force.
Jan 21 2014 10:20PM
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swoger
Posts: 607 - Karma: 655
Overshooting a jump....although when the jumps are small enough you can overshoot and not get fucked up it can be fun
Jan 21 2014 10:32PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
and the resulting second and a half where you realize "oh shit i only have one ski"
Jan 21 2014 10:38PM
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FunkyMalone
Posts: 66 - Karma: 640
leaning on your back foot too much on a rail and just knowing that you're gonna slid out
Jan 21 2014 10:49PM
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brendanmulhern
Posts: 65 - Karma: 42
or you're sliding down a box headfirst, good timez
Jan 21 2014 10:53PM
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-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
*on your first early season day
Jan 21 2014 10:59PM
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mikey-dk
Posts: 12 - Karma: 15
When u start at the top of the hill and bomb it to hit a big ass jump and u then land on the knuckle and double eject, break your sac open, and watch this hot chick laugh at u and go 4 some 1 else
Jan 21 2014 11:03PM
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Halo1junkie
Posts: 202 - Karma: 435
Ankles are broken?
Jan 21 2014 11:07PM
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icetre
Posts: 134 - Karma: 886
all the pbr is gone
Jan 21 2014 11:09PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Realizing you'll never be as good as you want to/think you are/just got shown up by a 12 year old/quit skiing
Jan 21 2014 11:11PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
When you hit the ground so hard you shit yourself from compressing your spine.
Jan 21 2014 11:15PM
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~bagelz~
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 1,067
when you cant go skiing all season because you fucked up your knee playing sports to get in shape for ski season
Jan 21 2014 11:17PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
when you get to the bottom of the lift and go to pull out your pass and realize somehow your triple backhand invinci-knot popped off your belt loop and your pass is lost

when you unzip your pocket to get your lighter during a safety meeting and you get to your car and you don't have your keys because your high ass forgot to zip up your pocket and them shits flew out
Jan 21 2014 11:36PM
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Thawg
Posts: 360 - Karma: 542
when you under-rotate to a complete half spin(like 90 for better reference of how you would land) on a jump/rail and you crash Hard. Shit never feels good, and all of the times it has happened to me I got caught on the blind side of the spin, so I had no idea that it was going to happen.
Jan 21 2014 11:36PM
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camerontaylor
Posts: 97 - Karma: 116
Underestimating speed, and knuckling hard.
Jan 21 2014 11:37PM
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Heavy.Head
Posts: 324 - Karma: 686
being a pussy
Jan 21 2014 11:39PM
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-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
My ankles are broken, my ankles are broke


AUUUUGHUGUHGHUA
Jan 21 2014 11:42PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
when you gotta take a shit right before you try a new trick.
Jan 21 2014 11:48PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
when your arm falls off.
Jan 21 2014 11:50PM
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pduncan
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 1,607
Having to take a pee in bibs.
Jan 21 2014 11:53PM
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Jack-Jorg
Posts: 134 - Karma: 196
those few seconds in the air after you jumped off the cliff only to see that you are defiantly going to hit that tree in the landing
Jan 22 2014 12:08AM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Doing a natural drop/jump with a blind landing and seeing a huge patch of dirt right where you are about to land...
Jan 22 2014 12:10AM
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BrennenM
Posts: 129 - Karma: 1,012
when you hear the click of your bindings as you're double ejected down a landing
Jan 22 2014 12:15AM
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HeshTaDeath
Posts: 152 - Karma: 827
When no one on the gondola has a lighter.
Jan 22 2014 12:30AM
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CalvinFederline
Posts: 709 - Karma: 351
looking down when you are 10+ feet directly above a knuckle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXB15DdMjo0
Jan 22 2014 12:30AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Losing your phone/ipod/gopro/ski in the pow!
Jan 22 2014 12:35AM
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Martgiblin
Posts: 101 - Karma: 153
Having the hangover of the year and the chair stops and bounces 6 feet
Jan 22 2014 12:45AM
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brighton__
Posts: 68 - Karma: 99
Never heard of the first run curse, just the last run...
I broke the tip of my skis knuckling a 40 on last run. #thecurseistrue
Jan 22 2014 12:50AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
dying
Jan 22 2014 12:57AM
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theorolfs
Posts: 125 - Karma: 105
geez how ofton do you hit your head?
Jan 22 2014 12:57AM
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Erikgorn
Posts: 369 - Karma: 1,844
backflipping and realizing that you should have tucked for a double...
Jan 22 2014 1:10AM
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Versace.
Posts: 287 - Karma: 418
Ripping your edge out
Earbud wont stay in
Clicky Knees
Itchy head under the beanie/facemask
Having to piss at the top of the park
Sleeve gets wet with snow.
Jan 22 2014 1:43AM
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avocado.
Posts: 262 - Karma: 247
When you start an avalanche.
Jan 22 2014 2:03AM
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Laughterbang
Posts: 215 - Karma: 728
This. Also, skiing into what look like big clumps of powder but are actually vicious avalanche death-cookies
Jan 22 2014 3:09AM
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IverM
Posts: 23 - Karma: 64
Realize that you are not going to remember this superman front because you are hitting gucci platou!
Jan 22 2014 3:57AM
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freeski-crew.com
Posts: 28 - Karma: 2,154
- Set your Camera up and realize you've forgotten the battery

- Going into a jump, take-off, hear a mysterious click noise ,

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SSX for days

Jan 22 2014 7:16AM
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