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Worst feelings in skiing

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
- that feeling when youre falling forward on a rail with the rail behind your front heel piece

- when you get to that point where youre not going to recover from how cold and wet you are until you go inside
Jan 21 2014 5:12PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
not going to the olympics
Jan 21 2014 5:17PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Tammy not going to the goddamn olympics

#fanboytime
Jan 21 2014 5:17PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5251 - Karma: 5,985
When you're in the air and you know you're going way past the landing of the jump
Jan 21 2014 5:39PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
when you have shinbang.
Jan 21 2014 5:45PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 7,774
any railfolds when switch side entry


Jan 21 2014 5:49PM
7 3
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Rossiafterbang
Posts: 91 - Karma: 723
knowing you fucked up mid air

Jan 21 2014 5:54PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
falling in the lift line due
Jan 21 2014 5:55PM
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ChrisPask
Posts: 54 - Karma: 143
When you break your ankles at Chad's Gap
Jan 21 2014 5:59PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
Doing a trick once, then not being able to do it for the rest of the day..
Jan 21 2014 6:00PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
once your friends are watching**
Jan 21 2014 6:00PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
Two broken femurs
Jan 21 2014 6:08PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10791 - Karma: 56,746
When you have a season ending injury mid season.
Jan 21 2014 6:12PM
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nine50seven
Posts: 576 - Karma: 686
When you can't do tricks you use to be able to do
Jan 21 2014 6:26PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,765
overshooting a jump and waiting to fall
Jan 21 2014 6:28PM
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ChaseW
Posts: 267 - Karma: 177
flying off of a cliff and realizing mid air that there is a tree right in front of you
Jan 21 2014 6:35PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
When your getting head in the gondola and notice a "cold soar" on said girl.
Jan 21 2014 6:35PM
47 1
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thedanimal
Posts: 490 - Karma: 180
The feeling of your skis ejecting mid air
Jan 21 2014 6:40PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
Being a pussy and regretting to do a trick when you are trying to go to bed that night..
Jan 21 2014 6:47PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
getting taking away on an ambulance from almost breaking your knee ....on your first run...happened to me yesterday..at crotched
Jan 21 2014 7:08PM
5 3
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
Or when you start filming
Jan 21 2014 7:13PM
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Slush
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 12,920
Knowing the fact that your going to knuckle before you even go off the jump
Jan 21 2014 7:13PM
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Amarino
Posts: 218 - Karma: 2,417
Taking a heel-piece up the ass. We've all done it.
Jan 21 2014 7:14PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
When you stomp a trick and you think it was dope but then you look at the video...
Jan 21 2014 7:15PM
52 0
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kpuzzo
Posts: 21 - Karma: 52
not getting laid on the lift
Jan 21 2014 7:23PM
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J_Steez
Posts: 1150 - Karma: 4,110
feeling really confident on the runway to a jump and then pussying out after takeoff and then hating yourself after
Jan 21 2014 7:26PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Skinning along only to hear an ominous

woooommmmpppfffffff
Jan 21 2014 7:28PM
16 0
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SApg_Productionz
Posts: 42 - Karma: 577
under rotating in a backflip and jut thinking o shit
Jan 21 2014 7:35PM
11 0
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jcruz10
Posts: 11 - Karma: 39
When you go to get onto a urban rail and realizing that your tips are going to hit the rail.
Jan 21 2014 7:40PM
5 0
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OwenReynolds
Posts: 223 - Karma: 1,955
When, for whatever reason, your ski comes off while you are in the air and all you can do is think of the best way to not blow your knee.
Jan 21 2014 7:48PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
i once fell on a donkey dick, not only got raped in the ass by the dick, but continued to get raped after i landed by my dildo bindings
Jan 21 2014 8:01PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
when you obliterate both femurs, and your legs fall off.
Jan 21 2014 8:03PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6858 - Karma: 24,256
Worst feeling other than actually getting hurt= Falling on the ice in the parking lot and thinking it might be the end of your knee.
Jan 21 2014 8:04PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3717 - Karma: 7,506
Coming off of a cliff wrong and thinking about how you're fucked the whole time you're in the air
Jan 21 2014 8:08PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
- when you feel yourself about to slip out and nail your back on the rail.

-when you ski pops off when you crash on the landing of the jump and you roll over it with your leg.
Jan 21 2014 8:08PM
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CB_Radio
Posts: 197 - Karma: 39
pooping your pants because you crashed so hard.
Jan 21 2014 8:09PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
being a little to drunk to switch back and continuing to slide 300ft on your stomach
Jan 21 2014 8:09PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Deep core shot on a brand new pair of skis
Jan 21 2014 8:14PM
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ES.
Posts: 160 - Karma: 1,367
Having so many concussions you have to quit skiing for good
Jan 21 2014 8:16PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
uh what
Jan 21 2014 8:17PM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
Not having full tilts.
Jan 21 2014 8:24PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
When you go up to hit a rail switch, and then remember tom wallisch isn't going to the olympics.

That's the worst one.
Jan 21 2014 8:30PM
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
eating shit under the chairlift
Jan 21 2014 8:31PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
coming off a jump and knowing youre going to overshoot to flat
Jan 21 2014 8:31PM
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HuckNorris44
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 2,392
Obliterating your nuts on a rail
Jan 21 2014 8:31PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
On a backflip when you see the landing but you still keep going backwards.
Jan 21 2014 8:33PM
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Mids
Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283
Grabbing truck driver and leaning to far forward in mid air
Jan 21 2014 8:35PM
4 1
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3000
Posts: 941 - Karma: 249
Getting on the lift for your first run of the day and realizing that there's a demon in your rectum that wants out.
Jan 21 2014 8:47PM
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HJ_Riches
Posts: 38 - Karma: 95
Falling under the chairlift and hearing the bitter laughs from above
Jan 21 2014 8:52PM
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HaydenLaBrie
Posts: 563 - Karma: 397
casing the ass out of jumps.
Jan 21 2014 9:03PM
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