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Favorite N00b Quotes

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Canaidan
Posts: 230 - Karma: 3,320
What are your favorite quotes from noobs who dont ski when they watch skiing videos?

some of my favorites are:
"ahaha. Why is he skiing backwards!"
and
"Don't those rails destroy their skis? Why do they do that?"
Jan 21 2014 4:40PM
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TheSkiingBlader
Posts: 131 - Karma: 993
"Hey are those them trick skis?"
"Yeah"
"Can you backflip?"
Jan 21 2014 5:00PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
t s o p e r
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Jan 21 2014 5:03PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
some guy talking to his buddy who had shitty elan rental skis "Ya man those are one of the best skis on the market."

No. Just no.
Jan 21 2014 5:51PM
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ChrisPask
Posts: 54 - Karma: 143
inb4 stunt ditch
Jan 21 2014 6:00PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
At what altitude do deer turn to elk?
Jan 21 2014 6:29PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1901 - Karma: 1,765
two girls asked me if my skis were electric and if they had lights on them (the neon bottoms of this years recoils were reflecting on the snow)








i told them yeah theyre electric and it fucking sucks when the batteries run out because i have to go in the lodge and switch them before i ski again
Jan 21 2014 6:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
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My cousin had one. The vibrations absorbed would power these two small lights on the top. Pretty fucking cool actually. There was some funky technology back in the day.
Jan 21 2014 6:56PM
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blazer258
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 655
Here's a 89 page thread on this exact thing

Jan 21 2014 7:01PM
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WoodE
Posts: 99 - Karma: 161

sitting on lift old guy and his son they ask

" do you kids do those worly birds and the summer salts in the air?"

"Yes, yes we do."

Jan 21 2014 10:54PM
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mikey-dk
Posts: 12 - Karma: 15
Yessirr. I fucking hate that damm word. Fuck
Jan 21 2014 11:05PM
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Halo1junkie
Posts: 202 - Karma: 435
"Woah that was a cool trick, do you live out here?"
Jan 21 2014 11:09PM
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1kewldewd
Posts: 796 - Karma: 1,147
I was watching a skiing video with my friend repost and he said "searchbar"
Jan 22 2014 2:15AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
front 270 off "pretzel 270"
Jan 22 2014 2:53AM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
"your pole is bent"
Jan 22 2014 7:14AM
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AceleTerrie
Posts: 257 - Karma: 36
"where do they put the manmade snow in the summer?"
Jan 22 2014 12:49PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
how many pots do you smoke when u ski
Jan 22 2014 12:50PM
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Pillow_Line
Posts: 20 - Karma: 110
"Oh HELL no!"
Jan 22 2014 1:02PM
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HeshTaDeath
Posts: 152 - Karma: 827
"What are your favorite quotes from noobs who dont ski when they watch skiing videos?"
Jan 22 2014 1:10PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
beat me to it.
Jan 22 2014 1:18PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
where did you learn how to do that
why dont you put the go pro on your helmet

Jan 22 2014 1:39PM
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