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Tricks that are guaranteed Get you laid

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galardogod
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Jan 21 2014 3:10PM
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galardogod
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*To get you laid
Jan 21 2014 3:10PM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
quads
Jan 21 2014 3:11PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well EllieRasta already told you... All you have to do is go say hi to her at work, no ACL tears necessary.
Jan 21 2014 3:12PM
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kpuzzo
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rodeo 5 no doubt
Jan 21 2014 3:19PM
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Mr.Mitten
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No tricks needed to bang OP's mom, boom roasted
Jan 21 2014 3:25PM
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T-Holt
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Trip switch screamin' semen zero. 60% of the time it works every time.
Jan 21 2014 3:28PM
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DBL
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Rodeo 5, and backflip
Jan 21 2014 3:32PM
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lurking
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anything with a screaming seaman variation
Jan 21 2014 3:33PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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Backflip = handjobs.
Jan 21 2014 3:43PM
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Lou.
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Do future spins -> get paid -> get bitches
Jan 21 2014 3:44PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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A college degree and a savings account.
Jan 21 2014 3:51PM
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Rossiafterbang
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do future spins get laid
Jan 21 2014 3:56PM
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Gr0mo
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can't believe no one said super man front flips
Jan 21 2014 3:59PM
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RubberSoul
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is this a serious question? backies are the 80s parties of skiing, girls are attracted to them by some fundamental carnal force we don't even understand

if youre tryin to get laid youre wasting your time doing anything else
Jan 21 2014 4:12PM
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N_Harrington
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backflips….bitches love backflips
Jan 21 2014 4:37PM
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Elg
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Backflips get you laid. Double backflips get you threesomes.
Jan 21 2014 4:46PM
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DIX~
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Because two being better than one is better in two ways than one
Jan 21 2014 4:57PM
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theabortionator
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Backflips. To have any prayer of mating you need to have that trick on lot. When The crowd says "DO A BACKFLIP" you need to be able to deliver.

If not there's always the chance you can pretend to be a pro in the bar and get a girl wasted enough to hook up with you.
Jan 21 2014 5:01PM
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RossiM55
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MIndFuck
Jan 21 2014 7:16PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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zero spins
Jan 21 2014 7:39PM
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speedin
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What is up with the influx of zero spin comments?

Jan 21 2014 7:43PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Nosebutter 3/5/7's outside the terrain park. They look rad in the park, but everyone knows tricks look cooler off bumps on and around the edges of groomers.

Sticking it to park, cork 3's, rodeo 7's, and of course the backflip
Jan 21 2014 9:04PM
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first_rodeo
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any invert over 40ft /end thread

Jan 21 2014 9:07PM
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gotti
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ive done plenty of backflips and rodeo 5s and cork 7s and I can assure you that none of them guarantee to get you laid
Jan 21 2014 9:09PM
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iH8pow
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This, and what ^Pull said.

Unless you're a pro and get paid a lot of money with lots of sponsorships, what you do isn't going to get you laid. It WILL, however give you confidence when talking to women. If you're absolutely killing it on a particular day, you get a natural high. Your confidence is sky high, higher than you would be if you were sloppy wasted. That's what gets you laid. Chances are, whoever you are talking to DIDN"T see what you did, and really it doesn't matter as long as you're feeling great

I don't mean to be all serious, so I'll say a D-spin Screaming Semen 720 would definitely get you laid...
Jan 21 2014 10:35PM
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Wheat
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In Fernie Sean Pettit is know by all of the young females as the Prettitor. Rumors have surfaced about him slaying all ass in the area.
Jan 21 2014 10:44PM
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TheClap.
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Challenge accepted
Jan 21 2014 11:01PM
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John18_6
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relevant

Jan 21 2014 11:14PM
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Halo1junkie
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Sw 7s
Jan 21 2014 11:14PM
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special-J
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Jan 21 2014 11:15PM
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Thawg
Posts: 360 - Karma: 542
like this?

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Jan 21 2014 11:42PM
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skitheeast77
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fun eighties
Jan 21 2014 11:43PM
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Thawg
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fuck.

actual link= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXB15DdMjo0
Jan 21 2014 11:43PM
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TheGreenBastard
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crashing really hard and yelling loud and hitting shit with your poles, bitches love tantrums
Jan 22 2014 1:07AM
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brendanmulhern
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the houdini

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini
Jan 22 2014 1:50AM
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JonnyK
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Everyone knows that girls can't understand large numbers so a big cork 1080 is just going to confuse them. Lay out a big ole backy though and that's sure to get you some. Even gapers understand backflips.
Jan 22 2014 2:53AM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
Flat 5 Screamin Semen'
Jan 22 2014 5:28AM
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Bromium
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get paid * you can't change a famous quote my friend ...
Jan 22 2014 8:58AM
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skibumb2929
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skiing switch
Jan 22 2014 9:01AM
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Huck_Norris
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It's a statistical fact. Each full rotation = one girl.
Jan 22 2014 12:46PM
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ShredAZ
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Roughly 70% of our community would admit that being harder than quads.
Jan 22 2014 2:28PM
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jthyer
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safety grabs
Jan 22 2014 3:54PM
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