i know someone who actually did the pig thing like 8 years ago. it was all on the news and shit. 4 greased up pigs with shoes duct taped to their feet. numbered 1-5 and everything. it was awesome. they just locked one of the pigs in the principal's office. now schools all have alarms and shit so it'd be hard to do. try just having like 10 people kidnap chickens and bring them into school in bags then just let them all go. would work good with squirels too. if you do the chickens, you should try to pluck them or shave them first, then grease them up with lard. that would be fuckin awesome
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