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Just brought a stripper back home...

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Yeezus
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...to my friends place & I'm undecided as to whether just say fuck it (pun intended) or just make her go home (after she gives me free lap dances). She's a good time but rather intrigued with the taxidermy & I don't think any of us want that missing in the morning. She's taking a steam shower right now so this is it...

I'm saving hoes one stripper at a time & at least I know I'll end up in heaven for this.
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Willgum
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you have loaded parents
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DutchMastaTHC
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it says in the OP it was his friends house genius
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Yeezus
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What's that supposed to mean?


Anyways, probably going back to the strip club on Monday. One of the other strippers has my number so hopefully she hits me up sometime. Not much else has happened since that's of any significance.


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Big5hifty
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you clearly have not lived.
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louie.mirags
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Having a sex with a stripper is an odd thing to brag about. Itis not like they all look like they do in the gentlemen clubs on TV. How close is the strip club to the nearest truckstop or military base?
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GayWolf420
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you're like that dude who gives gifts to porn stars via twitter
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LEATH
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about that hasidic jew lyfe
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Sno.
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YeezusWhat's that supposed to mean?



Anyways, probably going back to the strip club on Monday. One of the other strippers has my number so hopefully she hits me up sometime. Not much else has happened since that's of any significance.


need an update, OP
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spaceghostpurp
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have sex with it.
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Bateman
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Mag


Did i make this? I remember photoshopping this picture but i can't recall what i did.
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Bateman
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I remember now, i added the hat and glasses. What a shitty shop. Think i used os x paintbrush.
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Kekambas.
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YeezusAnyways, probably going back to the strip club on Monday. One of the other strippers has my number so hopefully she hits me up sometime. Not much else has happened since that's of any significance.


Why don't you go to a real bar and try this hard with girls?
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HypeBeast
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So how bout that update op?
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oldmanski
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I support single mothers
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Are you gay? I would throw that shit round like fried rice in a wok nomsayin
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