Being too High

My freshman year of high school my friend and I got really baked, then went to help build the homecoming float. They were building the float at the police station.

>went to friends house after school

So I was lift, I thought I was dreaming, though hey well this is a scary I should try to wake up, how am I going to wake up? jump in front of a car, I am very glad I made decision to continue dreaming...

>Had a good group of friends together at my house
>Hung out for a bit and smoked some bowls
>Got really hungry
>"Guys 5 pizzas sound good"
>Eat pizza until my stomach almost explodes
>bong rips
>cross joint
>find lunch money I forgot to spend in bra
>laugh hysterically at money for 10 minutes
>lying on the floor pretending we were in a music video
>listen to music lying on the floor
> look to my right and see my friend freaking out looking like he's going to explode
> continue listening to music
> see friend start freaking out
> start freaking out
> Lie down friend
> Proceed to try to perform exorcism on friend
> try holding down friend from sitting up
> friend looks possessed by demon now
> ignore him
> friend gets up and stumbles to bathroom
> Watch friend throw up his share or the 5 boxes of pizza
> group of friends take selfies with friend throwing up on toilet
> abandon friend in the bathroom
> 2 more friends come over
> Wonder how they got there
> walk to bedroom

SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.

Can vouch for this, I was there. Also the highest I've ever been.

one time I

>went to friends house after school
>got a good group of friends together
>hung out for a while, smoked a few bowls
>ordered 5 large pizzas
>ate a shit ton of pizza
>bong rips
>cross joint
>lying on the floor pretending we were in movies
>listening to music that made me feel like I was about to explode
>looking at everyone from a birds eye view
>started freaking out
>friends lied me down
>these two girls performed an "exorcism" on me
>sat straight up
>eyes red
>face green
>dizzy as shit
>sit down
>zone out for 10-20 minutes
>walk to bathroom
>felt like a 5 minute walk
>can't catch my breath
>throw up 10+ times
>felt like throw up was clogging my throat
>couldn't swallow without throwing up again
>fell asleep sitting in front of the toilet for half an hour
>got up walked out into the living room
>didn't realize 2 more people showed up for a solid 10 minutes
>fell asleep sitting there
>wow.
>highest I've ever been ever.


then


>Had a good group of friends together at my house
>Hung out for a bit and smoked some bowls
>Got really hungry
>"Guys 5 pizzas sound good"
>Eat pizza until my stomach almost explodes
>bong rips
>cross joint
>find lunch money I forgot to spend in bra
>laugh hysterically at money for 10 minutes
>lying on the floor pretending we were in a music video
>listen to music lying on the floor
> look to my right and see my friend freaking out looking like he's going to explode
> continue listening to music
> see friend start freaking out
> start freaking out
> Lie down friend
> Proceed to try to perform exorcism on friend
> try holding down friend from sitting up
> friend looks possessed by demon now
> ignore him
> friend gets up and stumbles to bathroom
> Watch friend throw up his share or the 5 boxes of pizza
> group of friends take selfies with friend throwing up on toilet
> abandon friend in the bathroom
> 2 more friends come over
> Wonder how they got there
> walk to bedroom
> fall asleep at 930
> highest I've ever been.


then


>drove in from out of town to join a group of friends
>got there around six or so
>friends already #420blazed
>did a bowl to catch up with everyone
>feelsgood.jpg
>ate four slices of the 'roni
>good friend that is supplying like a quarter is rolling ze cross joint
>hangin out
>takin in the good vibes
>go outside
>blaze the day with my nig jesus christ
>feelsreallygood.jpg
>bong rips on bong rips
>on bong rips
>SlurbnBeef takes master rips like a g
>go inside, struggle going up three stairs
>forget how to walk, stand in the same place while everything starts to get funky while eating pizza
>felt like I was in a video game, everything that happened felt like a little side quest or mini-game
>plug skyrim into my brain somehow i don't even know what happened that's the only way i can describe it
>everything i looked at and everyone i looked at would display an interaction option
>video game vision intensifies when i look at SlurbnBeef
>legit green face, like an alien, like nothing i've ever seen before eyes as red as beets
>thought he was a straight vampire
>two girls try to perform an exorcism on the floor to SlurbnBeef
>freakymang.jpg
>sit on couch which is on one side of the room, but want a drink on the other side of the room
>biggest quest yet
>as i stand up and walk towards the kitchen, i turn back and say goodbye to my friends, as if i were going on some multiple year adventure
>verge of tears because sad
>five steps forward and I see trees around me
>look down and see sticks on the ground
>in forest
>i get into the kitchen five steps later
>think back on the adventure, felt like I was walking for days
>walk back which takes another five days
>cry in joy of returning to my friends
>meanwhile slurbnbeef throws up like 20 times and face restores to normal
>pass out after more pizza
>dang



i was so trippin

dude same thing happened to me and a few friends wtf #trippymang

#420snozzberriestastelikesnozzberries

fell asleep a few times

dude this is so accurate. i feel i feel

We 9 of us took my friends pontoon out and smoked on it from about 11pm to 2am. Got back and this kid was missing so we called him turns out hes at mcdonalds so we had him get 13 mcchickens at 230 in the morning. Smoked the last bowl at 3am and woke up still blazed

hey man apparently I had a good day and partied hard that night.... i just dont remember shit

impossible

The first time I ever smoked, two friends and I smoked about 8 bowls. I wasn't really feeling it until I stood up for the first time. The second I got up the world turned into an animated video game, not all that animated but imagine like walking up on a bush in Black Ops or something. It was strange, we then walked up and down the other side of a giant hill to get to a gas station. When we were walking down the hill I decided that it would be easier to "walk up" the hill instead of down so I changed the way I was looking at the hill so it seemed like I was walking up it.

"Hey, hey dude, hey dude. Hi."
"Me, too."

I think the worst was when I was trying to walk home, I walked around the same block for 45 minutes, wondering why I could never get any closer to home.

>go to meet up with friends to smoke
>everyone is hippyed out wearing bandanas
>go smoke 4 bowls in woods
>friend chases me with lighter
>felt like i was in temple run running from the monkey
>run down 2 mile mtn bike trail in woods at night
>come to bridge
>final battle vs friend
>other friends come to watch
>crying because we were friends
>i felt one with nature and tackled him
>ran down bike trail other way
>get back to friends house
>friend shows up 30 minutes later with a hamster and doritos
>i question the meaning of life in the bathroom
>hamster is lost
>play forza for an hour
>hamster is in dorito bag all of a sudden
>pass out while watching the hobbit
>dream that I'm a television show about triangle

Really fun night though

First time with brownies was at hempfest. Nobody told me about the slow onset. Ate 3.5 because I thought the first one didn't do shit.

>Went to friends during free block

A couple weeks ago me and some friends got hella high while we were skiing. One of my friends start to move towards the lip for a rail, somehow his skis get crossed and he just faceplants so hard. Minutes later i couldnt even slide a box. Had to stop skiing high for a while to say the least.

I stand by the statement that this thread is full of huge pussies

Hahaha holy shit, aced my physics midterm when I was so fucking high, haha plus I'm the first person in about 7 years acing that test

This thread is entertaining.

yeah I've lol'd like 80 times atleast

So I went to Amsterdam with my friend and parents this past summer.....

>go to coffee shop with friend
>buy muffins with a G each
>eat half
>wait 30 mins
>nothing happens
>finish other half
>still nothing
>go do shots with friend
>after hour and a half still nothing
>decide to go back to coffeeshop
>each buy a joint of premium Amsterdam ganj
>halfway through joint already too high
>finish joint
>fucked
>walking down old amsterdam streets high as fuck
>feel like im in assassins creed
>feel like everyone knows im an assassin
>start to get paranoid
>attempt to buy burger king
>pussy out halfway through the line because cover was blown
>wait outside for friend
>ambush and assassinate him
>only way to revive him was to feed him burger king
>feed him
>comes back to life
>walk back to hotel
>wake up in the morning still high as fuck
>high until 3pm the next day
>amsterdam

MRW COVER BLOWN

Whenever I got too high it felt like I was in an invisible elevator that was constantly going up high into the sky. I wanted to get down but the elevator just kept going up no matter how badly I wanted to get down, and then I'd vomit. I also never chew when I eat high so that could have been the underlying cause of the vomiting.

Smoked a joint, few bowls and took a ton of bong hits with some friends one night when his parents were out. Would have kept going but I milked one too much and booted outside. All of us went inside high af talking about weird shit and laughing for like 2 minutes about everything. Somehow ended up watching Brokeback mountain and the gay sex scene came on. laughed for so long then booted more

This affirms further that this thread is full of 15 year olds who just started smoking or a bunch of huge pussies

Dude, Thizzle, you are obviously the coolest person in this thread. You're way better than everyone else because you started smoking wayyy before anyone in this thread. Like a couple months, at least. You're a real OG man, for real.

he actually invented bongs

two worst types of people, elitist drug users and kids that have to make it apparent they do drugs. which is what this thread is

I smoke more weed than anyone ever Snoop Dogg buys his chron from me

i have alot of these stories

"It was laced"


Is anyone going to get this joke anymore?

I still remember it

My junior year of high school myself and a few friends attempted to make our first tray of brownies. We each took one and after waiting an hour were barely feeling any effects, pissed we made shitty brownies we finished the tray, needless to say a half hour later none of us could move. One kid was convinced he was having a heart attack and couldn't make any other movement then constantly sipping on a coke and saying I need a drink before every sip. The rest of us were listening to music and found this weird high pitched note in some song we found hillarious and we replayed the 3 second clip about 50 times

I just need to say. I'm so fucking baked right now I dont even understand.

The only thing I do understand, is mocha truffle edibles man....

>Hike up closed off ski trail

Blazed at least 3-4 joints, went into this room with a couch, a table and a "mini-kitchen" (a microwave oven and a fridge). Placed pop tarts in the microwave and sat down on the sofa, the microwave oven was maybe 5ft in front of us, started watching a movie and then about 15 minutes into the movie we can't see the screen because of smoke. We look up and see the whole room has filled with smoke from the oven. Stood up kind of laughing, opened the microwave and started blowing on it. Smoke spread out much faster until the smoke detectors went off. Finally took the damned pop tarts out of the oven and threw them out.

Fuck ya that's more like it

> three jabronis in the guacamole gulch
> three bowls to my face
> not really feeling it yet
> put on skis and go down trail
> holy shit i am $toned
> i am skiing on a cloud
> hit rail
> forgot to land
> eat shit
> go inside
> friend is in a coma
> nate cant move or talk
> i think i hear kids speaking spanish
> go over to them and try to use my spanish 2 skills to communicate
> none of them knew any spanish
> sat in floor in lodge for two hours
> drove home

hahah same event as me, from nates perspective

Nate's actually way sicker cuz he bangs H


Why do u think he was in a coma?

cause he was shooting up, weed is for pussies

duh

I had an absolutely massive panic attack. My anxiety was heightened a s escalated to a point beyond my control. Shakes, hallucinations, it was the worst trip I’ve ever had. Time slowed down and got sucked away for some time. I could barely drink water/hold a cup, and constantly thought I peed my pants. I actually thought I had ground all my teeth down because of how hard I clenched my jaw. I also had an episode of depersonalization and it was the scariest thing ever.
No more drugs for like a week.

Yea I'm pretty much the man around these parts. I ski with three tracks if you know what I mean ;)

Never been suuper high, but my first time smoking I called my friend and told him I felt like tanner hall