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He Shit Himself

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KJacks
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Yesterday while testing the new jump at our hill our park manager overshot the jump by a good 10 ft and shit himself.

He then tried to make it sound better by claiming pros do it all the time...

anyone have any good stories of kids biffing so hard they shit themselves?
11 years ago
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Dr.Newschoolers
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11 years ago
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nutz.
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theres a thread in here where a bunch of people claim to have shit themselves, something about fks heels i believe
11 years ago
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RRhighrider
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After a heavy night of drinking, I made it up to the mountain right after the lifts started turning. First jump of the day undershot the jump and shit my pants. I cleaned up and threw away the underwear and keep riding
11 years ago
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RRhighrider
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overshot*
11 years ago
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KravtZ
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Shit my pants HARD at steamboat once. Was just at the top of the mountain coming down on some tree run crushing some pow and hit a stump or something under the snow bucked up sideways ended up swiping a tree and shit my pants. But i had to go pretty bad before that anyways so idk if falling really made the difference
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