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What will you name your future child newschoolers

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Spagett+
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While i know that it is fairly unlikely for most of newschoolers to ever find a mate to carry their seed, it don't hurt to plan your future child's name if you ever do indeed succeed procreating a child.

I will start with my top 3 names:
1. Cornelius
2. Chode Ferguson
3. and in the odd chance it is a ginger (I have black hair so chances are low) I will name it Scott. In honor of the most successful ginger of all time.


I searched AND Google but still maybe repost.
Jan 15 2014 9:07PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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henry ford so he gets bitches
Jan 15 2014 9:08PM
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SOSA69
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Taco or PMW
Jan 15 2014 9:15PM
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hippy.
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Im gonna change my last name to Mehoff and name my son Jack...Jack Mehoff
Jan 15 2014 9:16PM
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.Hugo.
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Fish
Jan 15 2014 9:17PM
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skiersupreme
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waka flaka flame
Jan 15 2014 9:25PM
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louie.mirags
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On hood as nigga
Jan 15 2014 9:26PM
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louie.mirags
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Didn't spell check at all.. fuck it
Jan 15 2014 9:27PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Royalty or So'Unique
Jan 15 2014 9:36PM
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ABalls
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Either Gucci Me$$iah or Ryan, that will be a tough one.
Jan 15 2014 9:37PM
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Nutrageous
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Something original like Muhammed
Jan 15 2014 9:55PM
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theabortionator
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theabortionator jr.
Jan 15 2014 10:05PM
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bakedpow
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benedict cumberbatch
Jan 15 2014 10:09PM
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theabortionator
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I went to school with a mike hunt. Poor kid probably hated his parents.
Jan 15 2014 10:15PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Hugh jazz
Jan 15 2014 10:17PM
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mattymagoo757
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Simon after simon dumont
Jan 15 2014 10:25PM
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steezburgereddie
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[IMG]11points.com/images/newsnames/mikelitoris.jpg[/IMG]
Jan 15 2014 10:29PM
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.Apex.
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Malachi Vincent
Jan 15 2014 10:37PM
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profa_212
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This kid I go to schools with middle name is Jack....last name is Hoff. So naturally we would call him Jack... I remember when he used to blay basketball we would get the student section to cheer JACK HOFF! JACK HOFF! Over and over....good days....
Jan 15 2014 10:40PM
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jmasterp
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If it's a girl, ka-ah (pronounced kah-dash-uh)
If it's a boy, orangejello (pronounced oranjello)
Jan 15 2014 10:49PM
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ThatMNkid
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It thought Yannick and Sasha were cool names for kids.
Jan 15 2014 10:56PM
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FLBP
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Liham Roy Brown, Leroy for short.
Jan 15 2014 11:03PM
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Mids
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I'd go strictly Russian.

1: Nikoli
2: Demetri
3: Roman
4: Igor

Or just Greg....
Jan 15 2014 11:19PM
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El_Barto.
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i pee'd a little
Jan 16 2014 12:08AM
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Laurent.
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Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderrassumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischensternartigraumhi, Senior
Jan 16 2014 12:10AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso."
Jan 16 2014 12:19AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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adolf
spagett
tim
eric
shiba
obama
Jan 16 2014 12:42AM
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Noha
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Grumpy bitch after Simon dumont
Jan 16 2014 12:45AM
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El.
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Hugh Jass
Jan 16 2014 1:02AM
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feihlination
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i speak german and what the fuck is that
Jan 16 2014 5:32AM
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TijmenDal
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Time for a serious answer. If it's a girl: Emma, Sophie or Eva. If it's a boy... I really don't know. I like David, Joeri (Youri) and Jacob.
Jan 16 2014 6:30AM
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Stadtski
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Chief Keef
Jan 16 2014 6:45AM
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maximiliaan
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Nonono not joerie
Jan 16 2014 6:57AM
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De-Clan
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Either Niquila or Mercedes. I want my kid to be black
Jan 16 2014 10:38AM
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soulskier
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It's Michael, god dammit, Michael!!!

I'll have to name it James Edward, after his/her grandfather
Jan 16 2014 1:22PM
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JAHpow
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Ancient Roman names sound so cool. Vitus, Stelios, Quintus, Servius, Cornelius, Antonius, Aquila, Aelius, Gaius
Jan 16 2014 2:08PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Sharkeisha.



Bitch gon' get shit done.
Jan 16 2014 2:51PM
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JordanButtfart
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Jahlondrious Maximus HyperOverdrive Mufasa Jones-Drew Watson
Jan 16 2014 3:04PM
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Spagett+
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I changed my mind. I will name my child jadenthaprophet.
Jan 16 2014 3:13PM
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JordanButtfart
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Poetic of you. Just never put him in school and teach him that mirrors aren't real and trees are blue and hopefully he will actually become a true prophet.
Jan 16 2014 3:18PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Arcturus Mensk
Jan 16 2014 3:18PM
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CarrotSteeze
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im going to name my child carl, and when i sign the birth certificate, ill make the l look like a penis, because that shits gold.
Jan 16 2014 4:08PM
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Jane6
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a guy I knew in middle school was named Markus Aurelius.
Jan 16 2014 4:25PM
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SFB
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chris p. bacon
or
dick mcfagerson
Jan 16 2014 5:09PM
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arnie_grape
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scott townes
Jan 16 2014 5:14PM
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TheClap.
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Owen
Jan 16 2014 5:20PM
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Sno.
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well this thread was successful.
Jan 16 2014 6:10PM
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GayWolf420
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Chaz "Razor" Chaderson
Jan 16 2014 6:16PM
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