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While i know that it is fairly unlikely for most of newschoolers to ever find a mate to carry their seed, it don't hurt to plan your future child's name if you ever do indeed succeed procreating a child.
I will start with my top 3 names:
1. Cornelius
2. Chode Ferguson
3. and in the odd chance it is a ginger (I have black hair so chances are low) I will name it Scott. In honor of the most successful ginger of all time.