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In a prank war with some buds; Suggestions?

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nikoosh
Posts: 149 - Karma: 450
Me and a couple of friends are having a prank war in/out of school, and I wanted to know if anyone had any good suggestions of stuff I could do. The rules of the war are:

1.) No intentional injuries caused
2.) No schoolwork ruined
3.) You can't get direct help from anybody

Those are the only limits, so pitch me any realistic ideas of brutal pranks I can pull without causing any severe outcomes.

Thaaaanks.
Jan 15 2014 6:21PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,678
just make sure all their schoolwork is out of the house before you burn them down. wouldn't wanna break the rules
Jan 16 2014 6:37PM
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straightlining
Posts: 238 - Karma: 139
hustler subscription (Print), get it delivered to their mailbox every month. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Jan 16 2014 6:46PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
He asked for a prank not a blessing
Jan 16 2014 7:08PM
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noragrets
Posts: 19 - Karma: 64
Buy him some Chili Pipers tickets
Jan 16 2014 8:22PM
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nikoosh
Posts: 149 - Karma: 450
What does this mean hahaha
Jan 16 2014 9:36PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
Put his number on Craig's list and say free Justin beeber and one direction tickets and hundreds of 11 year old girls will text him
Jan 16 2014 9:36PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Subtle and small but good -

IF they have a standard PC keyboard, the keys should be removeable.

You can pop all the letters off, and then spell 'FUCKSTAIN' across the middle row left to right. Just put the rest back on randomly.

Especially if they can't type its an epic tiny zinger.

Jan 16 2014 10:39PM
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straightlining
Posts: 238 - Karma: 139
I'm pretty sure my mum/dad wouldn't be too stoked on me getting porno mags delivered every month. How could it not cause issues?
Jan 17 2014 1:53AM
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MNjordanG
Posts: 67 - Karma: 22
if they have a plant in there room even if its the devils grass takea major piss in there they wont know where that smell is coming from and it will stink up the whole joint DAWG
Jan 17 2014 3:12AM
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Stadtski
Posts: 972 - Karma: 3,349
coat the back of their phones in pink nail polish. or anything in pink nail polish.
Jan 17 2014 8:01AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
chocolate laxatives, tell them it's expensive European chocolate.
Jan 17 2014 9:50AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
Chain all of his wheels together with super beefy chains, or put his car on blocks and hide the wheels.
Jan 17 2014 12:12PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
i might just use this sometime
Jan 17 2014 5:58PM
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slamdunk
Posts: 186 - Karma: 857
My suggestion would be pick up a bicycle inner tube, cut a length of about 10-12 inches, then force one end of it, about 1-2 inches over your buddy's car exhaust, use 2 or 3 zip ties to secure it in place, make sure they're real tight you don't want it coming off remember.
Then smother the rest of the inner tube in vaseline so he will struggle to grip it to pull it off. If you're worried he's going to see it just tuck it up under the bumper ( now this might make the car cut off when he first starts it but it will start up again just fine on the second crank)
This is a great prank as once the inner tube has heated up, could even be instant, his car will have a exhaust note not to dissimilar to a Nascar or F1 and it's very loud. Also it is a harmless prank and will have to adverse effects.
Jan 18 2014 6:50AM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
If you want to mentally mess with him open up his gas tank and leave a mostly empty bag of sugar next to it. He won't know whether or not to start his car
Jan 18 2014 9:47AM
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
order dildos to his house with his moms name.
Jan 18 2014 10:13AM
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nikoosh
Posts: 149 - Karma: 450
keep these comin... so far ive put his name on craigslist and superglued him to a lunch seat...
Jan 19 2014 11:58AM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
id beat the shit out of you if you did this to my car, melted inner tube on exhaust isnt something someone wants to deal with
Jan 19 2014 12:27PM
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dabsandskis
Posts: 91 - Karma: 244
Watch out, got a keyboard gangster here.
Jan 19 2014 11:30PM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
Take a shit in the water tank of their toilet. Get some fish and put them under the hoods of their cars. Turn all the water off in their house. Get them drunk and when they pass out duct tape forks to all of their fingers, strip them naked, roll them on to a blanket and carry them to somewhere like the highschool girls softball field...
Jan 20 2014 12:37AM
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Static
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under the hood? no, what you wanna do is put skunk scent or coffee grounds in the air vents on top of the hood.
Jan 20 2014 2:57AM
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