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how do you get a dead fish out of a 26er bottle?

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ductapeboy
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ok yea sooo the eal fish died. and it is floating belly up at the bottum of the bottle.... now how the fuck do I get it out? there is like a big assed plant... and gravel in the jbottum... and another fish that is still kicking and doing pretty well... so yea. how do I get the dead one out? hmm. this could be interesting.... any suggestions?

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Jul 4 2002 2:12PM
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alpentalik
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One of those fondue forks...the long skinny critters.


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Jul 4 2002 2:32PM
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five0
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im thinking the opposite of how you get a lime into a corona.....just put on a mouth condom if you dont like fish and suck it out


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Jul 4 2002 7:47PM
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c_lo
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Mouth condom?I'm sure he owns one
Jul 4 2002 8:11PM
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skier_chick_360
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How do u change the water Dave??
Do that and in the process remove the dead fish!!
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Jul 4 2002 8:15PM
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quebecfreestyler
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do ya really think he change tha water
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Jul 4 2002 10:43PM
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PhattSarah
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I'm with Alpantalik on the fondue fork- or just let the ninja fish eat the other one!
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Jul 4 2002 10:48PM
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Drail
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i'd say he probably just threw the fish in the 26er with the booze still in it - but dave would never waste that much alcohol. just be happy he filled it with water instead of like, piss or something.

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Jul 4 2002 11:05PM
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five0
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get the ninja fish to kick his sorry dead ass out!!


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

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Jul 4 2002 11:29PM
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cko
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I just have one question dave, how does a fish float at the bottom of the bottle??? Wouldn't that be sinking?
Jul 4 2002 11:59PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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yeah.. I'm beginning to doubt the existance of these fish... probably just an empty bottle to keep dave entertained so he doesn't brake shit. am I right?

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Jul 5 2002 12:02AM
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five0
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no no no no no if you turn it upside down its opposite that


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

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Jul 5 2002 12:04AM
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ductapeboy
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I used the fondue fork. Eric - that was by far the most inteligent thing you have EVER posted on newschoolers.com but yea.... we hit up the used shit store today and yea I got a real fish bowl.... now how do I get a live fish out of a 26er bottle? hmm. I also went to the library and got a book on fighting fish or something.... hey did you know fish like their water warm?... hmm. how do I make the water warm? Levin sais I should just stick it on the stove for a few minutes every day....

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 5 2002 7:05AM
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MacMahoooon
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cut the top off the bottle dave...and make sure you dont boil your fish

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Jul 5 2002 8:18AM
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yeti
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just leave it beside a regular light...you'd be surprised how much it will heat it up.

but as was said above, make sure you don't boil the fish!


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Jul 5 2002 9:09AM
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five0
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grab the bottom and like whip it trying to get him to come out the front...do you care about the bottle just break it and toss the other one in the toilet


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

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Jul 5 2002 12:59PM
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threejay
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just put it under a lamp and itl be warm.



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Jul 5 2002 4:21PM
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skier_chick_360
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yes dave just leave it by a lamp and it will be fine..... also use warm tap water and not cold and that helps!!
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Jul 5 2002 7:14PM
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alpentalik
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PS: He already got it out.


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Jul 5 2002 10:44PM
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skier_chick_360
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we were talking about the ninja fishs water not the dead fish!
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Jul 5 2002 11:20PM
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kristen
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just leave it. If you have one dead fish in a tank the others die of quickly. It's the same as if you have one dead person in a locked closet w/ another live person, that live person will go crazy and die.


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Jul 6 2002 1:47AM
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Drail
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ok - that's just messed up.

and dave - if you put boiling water in it will stay warm for a long time... so just do that - saves having a light on all the time, that's just unnecesary electricity being used.

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Jul 6 2002 7:44PM
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skipimp_
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bust the bottle over a dumb bitches head, ``It`s just me, casper`` and then eat the fish, to make the water warm, piss in the tank, and to get the live fish out, drink it and then spit it out

remember, spit, dont swallow




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