A 22-year-old Irishman experienced a seven-week erection after crashing his mountain bike, according to the Irish Examiner.
The injury, which was reported in the January edition of the Irish Medical Journal, occurred after the man fell onto the crossbar of the bike. When he finally got around to seeking medical attention five weeks later, he told doctors he had an erection the entire time.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/14/mountain-bike-crash-7-week-erection_n_4596285.html
Ga Damn, Who knew? Too much whisky, just go jump on my bike.
