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Creative ways to cheat on quizzes

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BChaps1209
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INB4 STUDY INB4 IRRESPONSIBLE

cmon don't give me that shit i work extremely hard and study in ap calc/physics but we all have those high school classes that are just pointless. theres no need for me to know these french words i will never use I'm only taking the class for the 4 language credits then i'm out. I used the phone between the legs once but i need something more creative- what works for you guys?

Jan 14 2014 10:40PM
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bakedpow
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studying
Jan 14 2014 10:41PM
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goodnoooo
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you're screwed. drop out.
Jan 14 2014 10:43PM
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SFB
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if you have those scantron tests, just pee a little bit on it, and it wont mark any of the answers wrong.
Jan 14 2014 10:44PM
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Wallisch_pl
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When taking your test unzip your pants and just start jerking it!!! Ha classic
Jan 14 2014 10:45PM
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Wallisch_pl
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The teachers are getting tired of me doing it
Jan 14 2014 10:46PM
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bighomieflock
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Cheat by memorizing all the material at your house. You'll get all the answers right and your teacher will never realize you're cheating because you're just using your mind.
Jan 14 2014 10:50PM
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SFB
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dude, i hear ya. they keep asking me to stop peeing on my tests but i wont.
Jan 14 2014 10:50PM
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ESAND
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For classes that allow a calculator put all your notes into your graphing calculator.


Jan 14 2014 10:51PM
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JordanButtfart
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Tattoo answers on your dick.
Jan 14 2014 10:51PM
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.Hugo.
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Fuck the teacher, then blackmail him
Jan 14 2014 10:52PM
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Wallisch_pl
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It doesn't help you with cheating on your test OP, but it sure is a good prank!
Jan 14 2014 10:53PM
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eheath
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Used to be super easy when technology was newer and we could put notes on our super old ipods and our teachers had no idea
Jan 14 2014 10:54PM
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AlexFromTarget
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Lookup cheating on household hacker on youtube
Jan 14 2014 10:55PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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Mother. Fucking. Morse. Code.

Teach the Asian in your class it, oh wait, he probably already knows it. Then pay him off to tap.
Jan 14 2014 10:56PM
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Wulfty
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One of my old teachers told me about how one time a kid taped answers onto the underside of the bill of his hat. No idea if it would work but food for thought
Jan 14 2014 10:59PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Jan 14 2014 11:01PM
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theBearJew
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lol when I was in school we had to write down our cheat sheets. fucking phones. Making it so easy.
Jan 14 2014 11:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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in the days prior to cell phones, ipods, etc we only had ti-83 calculators and the teachers would come around and clear the memory. i wrote a little program that displayed "memory cleared" as if it had been reset so they'd just move on thinking it was clear when in all actuality i had my notes/cheat sheets still programmed inside.

idk though now a days. so much technology and the teachers are hip to it all.
Jan 14 2014 11:06PM
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bakedpow
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did that in high school, my teachers never even checked haha.
Jan 14 2014 11:31PM
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uyghur
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one time i saw a kid who replaced the label on a bottle with his own that looked exactly like it but instead of recycling information it was all the answers
Jan 14 2014 11:59PM
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LucasTrent
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Hide the answeres in ur butt, then half way through the test take a shit.
Jan 15 2014 12:19AM
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GayWolf420
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quizzes are small as shit dude

Come on son

you're better than this
Jan 15 2014 12:23AM
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act.resist
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Jan 15 2014 12:33AM
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eheath
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Why do people think saying "op is a fag" is so funny? Also a nice ban coming your way when I'm at my computer next
Jan 15 2014 12:42AM
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Benson.
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Skip the test and have a friend write down all the questions for you. If it's just a short quiz and you let them know ahead of time, they should be able to remember it.

This works really well if you have a friend taking the same class during another period, if the period they have it is before yours. You won't even have to miss school, just have them right down the questions and give them to you before you have the class. My friend and I had the same English and math classes last year, but different periods. So I wrote down all the English stuff for him early in the day, and he wrote down math for me. Then, later in the day we'd go and take the respective quizzes when that period rolled around and ace them after looking all the answers up on google. It was a pretty good system.
Jan 15 2014 12:46AM
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Benson.
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Hahaha that's just adding insult to injury, letting him know beforehand, lol.
Jan 15 2014 12:48AM
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SamtheEagle
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every 3rd answer is C
Jan 15 2014 1:06AM
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Benson.
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Alternatively, write all the answers on a piece of paper and roll it up and shove it in your butt. Then shit it out during the test, and voila!
Jan 15 2014 1:06AM
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Laurent.
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Bribe the teacher, or have sex with him/her.
Jan 15 2014 5:52AM
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liftedresearcher
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i write the answers on my foreskin then tell the teacher i'm circumcised so theres no way she thinks ill be cheating. kinda weird but it works.
Jan 15 2014 6:12AM
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twin-tip-hero
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The one time I cheated on a Spanish test, I wrote down a bunch of shit that was going to be on it on my leg, above my knee. Then you wear shorts to school that day and just lift the shorts a little. If they teacher asks you to show you your leg, you just claim rape. it's a win win OP. I also know some other guys that did it when I told them about it and they never got caught. They would do it all the time too haha.
Jan 15 2014 6:34AM
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*DUMBCAN*
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shots fired
Jan 15 2014 6:36AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Ikr
Jan 15 2014 6:56AM
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whoa-dere
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have hannah montana come to your school and reenact the 23 video. your teacher will be distracted then you can cheat off of each other
Jan 15 2014 8:20AM
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.Hugo.
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Ban this douche
Jan 15 2014 8:49AM
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chacha33
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Jan 15 2014 9:34AM
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Huck_Norris
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inb4 your teacher catches you, whips out his staff and...


Jan 15 2014 9:40AM
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freestyler540
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The backside or your calculator protector if its black. If I remember correctly, the HB1 was the best. It was faint enough to absorb light, but hard to see. I just wrote all my formulas and example of mathematical processes that I did not understand, nor had the time to memorize it.
Jan 15 2014 10:13AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Jan 15 2014 10:23AM
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MontanaMountains
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if you sit at the same desk every day just write stuff on the desk lightly in pencil. you can make it pretty small and you can just wipe it off with your fingers after the quiz.
Jan 15 2014 10:33AM
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Huck_Norris
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OP = Cyrus?


Dude you will never get your Grade 10 like that.
Jan 15 2014 10:39AM
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Dylan_
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+1 for TPB
Jan 15 2014 10:42AM
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theabortionator
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I'm a teacher. Threads to make it easier for me to catch the kids cheating.
Jan 15 2014 10:43AM
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profa_212
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Wear moccasins or another type of loose fitting shoe....write answers on a prieve of paper and tape it on the footbed. It has to be shorter stuff like just a few equations or something similar like that.
Jan 15 2014 12:36PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Fuck. I can't read. I should shoot myself.
Jan 15 2014 1:20PM
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papermache
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buy a 20 oz bottle of pop (helps if the bottle is clear, usually dr pepper works), cut off the plastic wraper that goes around the middle of the bottle, write your notes on the inside of the wraper, and then tape the wraper back onto the bottle. When you need answers, just look through the bottle and read the wrapper. This was always a stealthy tactic when I was in school. 

Jan 15 2014 1:58PM
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Mag
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Modify/create a calculator with an option to show txt files when you press a certain sequence, as soon as a teacher comes up close just hit the panic button and it reverts to regular calculator, could also add in communication I'm sure. Considered doing this in school but figured I didn't need anything badly enough.
Jan 15 2014 2:06PM
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Wallisch_pl
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2nd page
Jan 15 2014 2:08PM
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El_Barto.
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You do raise a strong argument. You have my support
Jan 15 2014 2:15PM
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GayWolf420
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loooool he called eheath that word
Jan 15 2014 3:16PM
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