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kohlblaze603

Posts: 35 - Karma: 547

Karma: 547

Posts: 35

Lame

alright NS its that time of the year.

I've been trying to skeam up the best possible senior prank ever since i started school this year.

new principle though and he's really bringing down the hammer.

so far these are my best plans

Stink bombs fucking everywhere

leave cut grass in a ziplock bag with water for a week shit stinks maybe bad milk everywhere

Alarms in the roof tiles

set a bunch of alarms to the same time and hide then in the ceiling i all the classrooms.

live stock

Numbered livestock of some sort 1,2,3,5

school walkout

all seniors just dip in the middle of class and go to fields or have a tailgate party in the parking lot

But i know all of these suck so its up to you guys to come up with some better ones. nobody can die and minimal property damage. go

Jan 14 2014 7:40PM

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Aidan-G

Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861

Karma: 10,861

Posts: 9415

Crazy Fool

Get your teacher pregnant

Jan 14 2014 7:42PM

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Wizerd

Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695

Karma: 6,695

Posts: 908

Insane

Last year, some kid in my school put cooking oil on the main staircase on all the stairs, and almost got expelled

Jan 14 2014 7:42PM

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.AR6rider.

Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Karma: 8,799

Posts: 15976

Post Whore

I stopped here. There is no way in hell you are going to graduate.

Jan 14 2014 7:42PM

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Aidan-G

Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861

Karma: 10,861

Posts: 9415

Crazy Fool

There's no way OP reads at anything above a sixth grade level

Jan 14 2014 7:46PM

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Bart.Man

Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952

Karma: 1,952

Posts: 1742

Insane

Took the words right out of my mouth. Looks like OP will have a few more years to think up a bitchin SuperSenior prank.

Jan 14 2014 7:48PM

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Dr.Newschoolers

Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508

Karma: 508

Posts: 1357

Insane

OP should raid the spelling room and take the books home to study up on basic english

Jan 14 2014 7:58PM

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PKNeison

Posts: 313 - Karma: 721

Karma: 721

Posts: 313

Loner

Fill water balloons with powder dye and go wild

Also, put laxitives in the drinking water

Jan 14 2014 8:01PM

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GayWolf420

Posts: 37402 - Karma: 120,324

Karma: 120,324

Posts: 37402

Basement Dweller

unfortunately our education system is set up so retards like OP can graduate.

Jan 14 2014 8:02PM

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shitpoop

Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479

Karma: 1,479

Posts: 667

Ridiculous

Plant your states flower everyfucking where. I forget but there are specific laws on them, and some is that: you cant cut or mow em, you have to HAND PICK them out of the ground. so if theres a lot........PROFIT $$$$$$

Jan 14 2014 8:26PM

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op14

Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586

Karma: 4,586

Posts: 1769

Insane

Stink bombs are just way too original. Don't do that.

Jan 14 2014 8:27PM

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SFB

Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352

Karma: 26,352

Posts: 8895

Crazy Fool

get everyone in the senior class to leave class and go into the hallways and start peeing. the school will be flooded with pee and everyone will think its funny. and you wont get in trouble.

Jan 14 2014 8:29PM

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Jeebus.

Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822

Karma: 5,822

Posts: 4904

No Life

Fling poo at the principal

Jan 14 2014 8:33PM

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whoa-dere

Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103

Karma: 7,103

Posts: 10596

Crazy Fool

do the mystery pooper. take random shits around the school

Jan 14 2014 8:49PM

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KyleKlissMedia

Posts: 79 - Karma: 1,369

Karma: 1,369

Posts: 79

Wannabe

Or come into school drifting on this thing in the school hallways. maybe??

Jan 14 2014 8:55PM

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iFlip

Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132

Karma: 19,132

Posts: 4543

No Life

Does your school have a pool? Do you have a mattress?

Jan 14 2014 8:58PM

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Wallisch_pl

Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022

Karma: 1,022

Posts: 5260

No Life

Yes, OP mistakingly misspelled a word, I'm sure he's destined to fail high school. Internet logic

Jan 14 2014 9:07PM

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GayWolf420

Posts: 37402 - Karma: 120,324

Karma: 120,324

Posts: 37402

Basement Dweller

shut up u still have 2 pass 8th grade nerd

Jan 14 2014 9:29PM

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YourMomsCouch

Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039

Karma: 4,039

Posts: 311

Loner

Have everyone ride their lawnmowers to school.

Jan 14 2014 9:38PM

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jtate

Posts: 32 - Karma: 155

Karma: 155

Posts: 32

Lame

when I was in grade 10 all the seniors did for their prank was fill up water balloons with piss and syrup and threw them at all the girls in grade 11 and some girl in a ski mask kicked some girls ass it was awesome

Jan 14 2014 9:45PM

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daannnnieel

Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293

Karma: 4,293

Posts: 5163

No Life

Grad prank last year was filling up all the sinks with milk+cereal.

It actually fucked up all the pipes so do that.

Or in your field kill a bunch of the grass in the shape of a big dick.

Jan 14 2014 9:54PM

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Wallisch_pl

Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022

Karma: 1,022

Posts: 5260

No Life

Lol

Jan 14 2014 10:01PM

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-WZ-

Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582

Karma: 6,582

Posts: 3600

Addict

buy a whole bunch of goldfish from the pet store and put them in the sinks/ toilets/ urinals etc

Jan 14 2014 10:12PM

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skiersupreme

Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872

Karma: 4,872

Posts: 1549

Insane

change the clocks. thatll show em

Jan 14 2014 10:12PM

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JahLiam

Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828

Karma: 7,828

Posts: 2321

Addict

Tell everyone in you class to pee and poo all at once and the teacher will be so confused it will be funny

Jan 14 2014 10:19PM

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Mids

Posts: 406 - Karma: 1,283

Karma: 1,283

Posts: 406

Ridiculous

Park like an asshole day.

Jan 14 2014 11:15PM

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bighomieflock

Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445

Karma: 2,445

Posts: 2040

Addict

my favorite senior prank is to burn down the school

Jan 14 2014 11:16PM

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GayWolf420

Posts: 37402 - Karma: 120,324

Karma: 120,324

Posts: 37402

Basement Dweller

leave a fake hit list in the bathroom lol

Jan 14 2014 11:18PM

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J-C

Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683

Karma: 3,683

Posts: 1138

Insane

For mine i let a chicken loose in the school. Principal was pissed. I also hide in a recycle bin and when the assistant principal walked by I popped out and scared the shit out of her so much that she started crying

Jan 14 2014 11:22PM

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Naptown

Posts: 495 - Karma: 1,722

Karma: 1,722

Posts: 495

Ridiculous

Crying at these posts

Jan 15 2014 12:13AM

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DaGreenbird

Posts: 9 - Karma: 28

Karma: 28

Posts: 9

Newb

Get a strap on, attach it to your forehead, and then run around screaming you are a unicorn. Everyone will have good laughs!

Jan 15 2014 12:23AM

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SamtheEagle

Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713

Karma: 713

Posts: 1658

Insane

you should get yourself expelled doing this. that would be awesome

Jan 15 2014 12:25AM

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LucasTrent

Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460

Karma: 1,460

Posts: 138

Pro

Photoshop a picture of ur principalfucking a cow, then print like 200 copys and tape them up around the school.

Or poop dollar the most hated faculty youll proboly get in a shit ton of trouble but its the funniest thing in the world.

Jan 15 2014 12:26AM

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whoa-dere

Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103

Karma: 7,103

Posts: 10596

Crazy Fool

POOP DOLLAR

Jan 15 2014 1:15AM

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El.

Posts: 221 - Karma: 845

Karma: 845

Posts: 221

Loner

lead a cow into the upper floor. cows are able to go up stairs, but are unable to go down them.

cows also don't like getting shoved into an elevator, so it's pretty hard to get them down.

Jan 15 2014 1:16AM

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Benson.

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787

Karma: 3,787

Posts: 2739

Addict

Just whip your dick out and start jacking it in the middle of class, everyone will think it's hilarious!

Jan 15 2014 1:21AM

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Wallisch_pl

Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022

Karma: 1,022

Posts: 5260

No Life

Why you copy me bro

Jan 15 2014 1:23AM

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Benson.

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787

Karma: 3,787

Posts: 2739

Addict

Cuz my gear

Jan 15 2014 1:25AM

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Benson.

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787

Karma: 3,787

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Addict

But, on a completely serious note, when I was a freshman a junior got caught jacking off in English class by the teacher. He got kicked out in front of everyone hahahaha

Jan 15 2014 1:27AM

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Wallisch_pl

Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022

Karma: 1,022

Posts: 5260

No Life

Da fuq u talkin bout

Jan 15 2014 1:29AM

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Anathema

Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

Karma: 5,061

Posts: 21048

@th1337

raw fish in the ceiling tiles.

after a good few weeks that shit is going to STINK

Jan 15 2014 1:32AM

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nutz.

Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712

Karma: 6,712

Posts: 3150

Addict

on another note, does anyone on NS want a box of stink bombs? I'll send one deserving person who PM's me what they'll do with them a box of these for free.