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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
what r u guys getting ur gf for christmas i need ideas. and no sex toys or stupid shit like that
Dec 7 2004 7:51PM
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apesteed
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a 2 foot jet black double headed dildo with evaporated milk despensor for life like male orgasms.
Dec 7 2004 7:52PM
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danbrown
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talk to some of your friends that are girls, or talk to her friends and go shopping with them. its key
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Dec 7 2004 7:52PM
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Pavesi
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good idea^
Dec 7 2004 7:53PM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
r u asking for suggestions?? what kinda fuckin doucshe bag does that? she's ur gf....and u should kinda know her well enough to buy something that u picked out for her...not some 12 yr old on NS...oh yea and be prepared to get a lot of sex toys and such posted just bc u said not to.
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Dec 7 2004 7:54PM
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Sharpy
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someone had to say it...

tie a bow around your cock and then whip it out.
Dec 7 2004 7:55PM
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Pavesi
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what if i just met her and dont know alot about her yet dumd ass
Dec 7 2004 7:55PM
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apesteed
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you bastard! im telling her you called her dumb.
Dec 7 2004 7:56PM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
oh yea to answer ur question i got my gf a necklace with the two acting masks on it(sad and happy face) b/c she s into theatre...im also getting her a gift certificate to a nail salon for a pedicure or w/e...and then im also taking her out for a nice dinner..somewhere relatively expensive. yea thats about it
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Dec 7 2004 7:56PM
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dg101
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a necklace with a pennant that represents her somehow, like devina i got a dove cuz i call her my dove
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Dec 7 2004 7:56PM
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Sharpy
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easiest thing is to break up with her and then get back together after christmas
Dec 7 2004 7:56PM
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Sharpy
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you could also not get her anything, if she really cares abotu you, material objects won't matter
Dec 7 2004 7:57PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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just because she's a girl doesnt mean she wont like electronic shit too...

i got my gf an mp3 player for her bday
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Dec 7 2004 7:57PM
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Pavesi
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i like the way u think^
Dec 7 2004 7:57PM
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T.L.
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I dare you to get her a fruit cake.
Dec 7 2004 8:04PM
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St.Steezy
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^word




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Dec 7 2004 8:07PM
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Ruski
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flowers (unlesss she's allergic,in which case flowers would be a bad idea), simply going out to something she would like, tickets to her fav concert would probably be an awsome christmas present and u can go together (unless she has horrid taste in music) is she's not superficial she'll appreciate the thought not the price tag.
Dec 7 2004 8:08PM
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Pavesi
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fruit cake it is
Dec 7 2004 8:09PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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fuck presents just whip out your cock with a bow tie like that kid above said....i would never spend more than 15 on a girl
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Dec 7 2004 8:14PM
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Ryno
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go shopping with one of her friends if you dont know her that well yet. i did that (just have to give them a reason, like you will buy them lunch or sumthing)
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Dec 7 2004 8:56PM
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proZach
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girl on girl porn?

maybe a custom cd or earings or some shit.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Dec 7 2004 8:58PM
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freeskisquaw
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I think he just posted this thread to make people think that he is actually a popular kid with a girlfriend, not an internet nerd who lives to come home to his 17 inch screen and live vicariously through his computer.
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Dec 7 2004 9:03PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
uhhh just take her to the store with your visa and then she'll try on shit and you can say whether you like it or not and whether she likes it or not, so its good for both of you, thats what i did for gf's bday, worked well



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Dec 7 2004 9:24PM
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dspin7x
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Gift certificates to arbys
Dec 7 2004 9:28PM
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ATLANTASKI
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burberry scarves do the trick

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Dec 7 2004 9:33PM
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Lateralis
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facial electrolosis




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Dec 7 2004 9:40PM
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Anson
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Well, last year I untied my GF and let her walk around for a few hours, before I chained her back up .. Oh, i fucked her from behind too.. she liked that.

But seriously, i think to celebrate christmas you should concieve a child with her. That's the best gift a man can give.
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Dec 7 2004 9:44PM
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skiierman
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Get her a new brillo pad or somethin.







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Dec 7 2004 10:09PM
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arsenal601
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december 15th will be one year for me and my gf, so were combining that and christams. shes really down to earth so one of the things im getting her is a 12 1/2 by 7 inch zen garden, those are awesome













shants; theyre not quite shorts, but not quite pants





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Dec 7 2004 10:23PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
wait shes still your gf, what about her and taylors little fling? hahaha AAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrsenol, i want my will farrell dvd back bitch



“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
Dec 7 2004 10:29PM
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lizzy1209
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flowers are always nice
Dec 7 2004 10:30PM
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marlin_102
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oh man, skiierman, that made my day!


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Dec 7 2004 10:30PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
kevin just come over and get it fatty













shants; theyre not quite shorts, but not quite pants





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Dec 7 2004 11:00PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
het her some oven mits or a new recipe book shed like that



eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy



you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right



Dec 7 2004 11:06PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
If you don't know her that well, then how do you know your relashonship is gunna last more than 2 weeks. Just hold off, and dont spend a lot of money yet, and then, if things are still working out at Xmas, go to the huge sale on the day after and get her something and tell her u forgot about it on christmas. I think im just gettin my gf like a music cd or something, so it doesnt have to be that expensive.























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Dec 8 2004 12:21AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
a dirty movi of you and your ex ;)



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Dec 8 2004 9:12AM
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Scharff2003
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dude im in the same boat as this kid not knowin what to get my woman and she wont tell me what she wants so i told her she was gettin nothin.....and to the kid who got is g/f a necklace,pedicure,and dinner that bitch has you on a chain cuz thats a fuckload of money i just tell my g/f that she is lucky to have me and thats the end of it
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Dec 8 2004 11:51AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^are you serious man, its x-mas first of all and second ive already dropped about $400 into my girl this holiday season. and i usually buy her something each month also. she doesnt ask for stuff i just do it out of good nature. shes my girl and deserves the best so why not give it to her?

maybe ive just got alot more money on my hands, from working 40 hrs/week making about 900 a paycheck, than others are racking in but to not get your girl anything is just plain a bad relationship.

you shouldnt even have to ask your girl what she wants, you shouls already know from spending time with her what she like and what she might want.

am i in the same world as you guys or whats up? maybe my lifestlye is just way more technical and advance than most but i didnt think i was that rich bitch.



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Dec 8 2004 12:32PM
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johnnypsunami
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^ I hope your girlfriend is super hot like Heidi klum otherwise it seems still a bit over the edge.

Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years now and I'm buying her a nice bracelet and some shit from body shop but shit man 400 bones thats a lot....









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Dec 8 2004 12:37PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
-take her to a play or musical with dinner beforehand. Tell her nothing about the day, just that she needs to have it free and to dress nice

-Buy her all of her favorite movies or books

-Buy her a car (I did for my wifes 21st birthday)

-Ipod's or mp3 players are nice

-New stereo in her car if hers sucks (with a mixed cd of 'your songs'

- Take her shopping at her favorite stores and you tell her can spend up to a certian amount

- Go online and find a place that makes custom calanders and make one from your pics. You can even pay to put important dates on the calender

- Talk to her parent and see if she has been wanting something for awhile but has not been able to get.

Thats all i got for now

Dec 8 2004 12:39PM
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Bandy1080
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Ipod or digital camera. Got my girl a personalized ipod mini. Not too bad, only $250.
Dec 8 2004 12:43PM
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d-loc
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^^Dishwalla... yeah my girls smokin, she was in modeling for awhile until she started cutting before i met her and now she has scars and shit so she cant model. plus a knife stabbed into her leg when she was taking out the trash and that left a mark that wont allow her to compete.

and $400 is not that much man, i make 1700+ just from my one job in a month.

im usually droppin no less than $200 for some chron... recently its been so good because of harvest that i dropped 1100 on a qp of sweet tooth.

so looking through my eyes 400 for my girls nothing. and its at 400 right now, we still got what like 18 days left to shop. it will easily break 1000 probably.

shes about to be my wife so ive been saving for a nice ring too :) even though the ring she designed was only like $459 haha but she get way mor than that.

shes always saying i spend too much on her, but shes my life and i feel obligated to show her the world. shes never even really left the state but when she was a kid so she doesnt know of the 1000 of things i do from traveling the world



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 8 2004 12:45PM
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foxyness
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um it really depends on wut she is like, it has to be kinda personal even if u dont know her that well.








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Dec 8 2004 12:52PM
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Tosh
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'im usually droppin no less than $200 for some chron... recently its been so good because of harvest that i dropped 1100 on a qp of sweet tooth.'
d-loc that is nonsense that iiisss way too much if its triple A and the best pot around its still no more then 450$ CDN a qp here


buy her gift certifacte to her fav store or soemthing if you really cant pick anything and she wants clothes or soemthing i dunno just a suggestion

Dec 8 2004 1:27PM
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meb9486
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and to Scharff...i get her these things bc i have the money to spend on them..they are luxuries i can afford and her parents cant necesarilly get for her... i tend to spoil her a bit..same as dloc but thats how i am..she deserves the best, so i try to give it to her..end of story


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Dec 8 2004 1:32PM
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Tosh
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ohh and as for how much i think you should spend she has to realize how much you make etc.. (bills lifestyle just how much you have) and im pretty sure as most people she doenmst expect to much as long as its sincere and she would prob like soemthing that costed you 10$ to MAKe yourself then soemthing that was 100$ for you to buy.

I make well over 2000$ a month and i have shit load of bills right now for car insurance and stuff soo dont have to much money but i dont really take holidays too serious soo have never really spent much money on my SO. Last yr i spent like 200$ on soemthing and personally i thoiugh that was alot
Dec 8 2004 1:35PM
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Anathema
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Something that comes from the heart, and takes you a long time to make. They're suckers for that.

Also, can't go wrong with Jewelry and slippers




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Dec 8 2004 1:39PM
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d-loc
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tosh well i dont live in canada where the shit is basically legal, in the states here you will pay usually 325/O, so the qp was 275/O.

and yeah AAA was around for every it seemed like a few months ago, shit was the sticky.

but this was the SWEET TOOTH... 10 times better than triple A. it was winner of the cannibis cup a few years back. and my buddies that did it are entering it into the reefer rumble here coming up for all the states. the winner of each state gets to be entered in the cannabis cup in amsterdam.





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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 8 2004 2:11PM
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720skiguy
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make her something, girls love that. it also shows that you care enough to spend time, not just going out to buy something.
Dec 8 2004 2:16PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
i think d-loc has accidently stumbled accross what you should really get your girlfriend for christmas... and that is a pound of sweet tooth!









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Dec 8 2004 3:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i wanna get her a 3rd gen iPod if i can find one for like 100 bucks.

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Dec 8 2004 6:46PM
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