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FuckitHuckit
Posts: 125 - Karma: 653
What should I ask for for my birthday? I'm thinking a gopro maybe
Jan 13 2014 10:02PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
Better ask for some K cause i just took yours, motherfucker
Jan 13 2014 10:06PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
i have nothing against gopros, but if youre gunna get a camera, get a nice one.
Jan 13 2014 10:07PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
dildos?
hookers and blow?
asking for a gopro wow youre either 12 or a little bitch
Jan 13 2014 11:47PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
More dicks to suck
Jan 13 2014 11:48PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I can give you a baby brother
Jan 13 2014 11:51PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
Better recognition of social norms in a sarcastic Internet forum.
Jan 14 2014 12:31AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Ask for a brand new 2014 Nissan Titan with a 6" lift, Rockstar rims, and a scented pine tree. If you dont get exactly that, kill your parents and feed them to your neighbors dog.
Jan 14 2014 12:58AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,158
Who asks for shit for their birthday? What are you 10?
Jan 14 2014 1:08AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
gopro's are cool and all...

but everyone making fun of you has one so just ask for one, they're fun to have.
Jan 14 2014 1:16AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I'd kill my parents if they got me a Nissan truck. Fuck that shit
Jan 14 2014 1:44AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
wtf. I thought this thread would be about posting your birthday so fellow NSers could see others with the same  birthday or same sign...you ruined it with this filth about yourself!
Jan 14 2014 1:45AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
a nissan?

Click for larger image
Jan 14 2014 1:47AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Do you even sarcasm brooooooo?

I bet my keg of protein powder that you dont even lift.
Jan 14 2014 1:52AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Actually Chicken since youre a nerd. Do you even occasionally increase the potential energy of a large mass?
Jan 14 2014 1:55AM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
IT"S MA BIRTHDAY FOOOLS

but actually it is
Jan 14 2014 2:34AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
ask for some dick
Jan 14 2014 4:18AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,158
I actually live my nissan...
Jan 14 2014 6:35AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm sure there are people who love their Pintos and Chevettes too. That doesn't mean they're not poor and/or stupid.
Jan 14 2014 8:56AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,158
I mean got my altimeter brand new, 110k on ot and not a single problem, I'll take that any day.
Jan 14 2014 4:48PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
Read this as "live in my nissan"


I got excited
Jan 14 2014 5:20PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,158
I've been known

Fux drunk driving
Jan 14 2014 5:45PM
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Butters.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 129
Fuck my Nissan.
Jan 14 2014 6:06PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37615 - Karma: 122,720
guys i was joking i sware 2 god i dont have a small dick and like lifted trux
Jan 14 2014 6:10PM
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