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Retarded ski techs

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Stickthelanding8
Posts: 262 - Karma: 1,046
So I'm at the local mountain with a couple of friends and it was like my first day just lapping the park. The first damn rail I hit stuck it pretty much and my ski just fell off and I ate shit, so I go into the lodge and went down to their shop and I ask the guy if I could get my dins turned up. The guy looks at me and says I don't really know how and I'm like your a fucking ski technician. So he proceeds to blow on the binding for five minutes to see what it was set to because it was filled with snow. He asked me what it was at and I said I don't know because him blowing on my skis was to funny. Then he went and stabbed my bindings with a screwdriver for a while then he handed me the screwdriver and pointed to the picnic table outside he says have fun. I was like wtf you just wasted 20 minutes of my time giving my skis a blowjob then poking it with your screwdriver has this happened to anyone else?
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
And I can tongue kiss a horse, but I wouldn't, and none of the techs I know would, you just tell them that they have to do it temselves
12 years ago
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7296 - Karma: 18,732
But the issue with that is what if they do it wrong. In my opinion it's better it's done right and so long as they sign to confirm they want it there is no liability.
12 years ago
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
May not even be your din settings , check your forward pressure..... oh wait OP cant
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38309 - Karma: 132,249
you fuckers argue over anything
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
I cant believe you just told eveyone here how dumb you are...You are the definition of GAPER.Click for larger image
12 years ago
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
WE. ARE. NEWSCHOOLERS!!!
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
But there is still liability because I did it, those releases aren't ironclad, a good lawyer could get around any of those forms, and if the guy is a jizznozzle (and this one clearly is) I'm not going to do anything beyond what is completely standard to protect myself from a lawsuit
12 years ago
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
i don't give a fuck what my "karma" is at , just because i don't have the HIGHSCORE on newschoolers doesnt mean I'm a newbie dewbie it just shows that i don't spend all I'm time on this , but dude chill c'mon
12 years ago
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superio20
Posts: 11 - Karma: 82
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12 years ago
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
You don't spend it learning english either...










Seriously dude you're telling me to chill after you said that guy should get banned for not knowing stuff because he is new?
12 years ago
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
I was waiting for someone to mention this.

12 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,903
Just putting this out there. But din don't matter if you forward pressure is wrong. Check that you dumbass
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7296 - Karma: 18,732
Yeah that's fair enough. Personally I like to know everyone I help gets to ski sadly but I have worked with guys who won't touch anything unless they are fully released of any possible liability.
12 years ago
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006


Remedial.
12 years ago
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
if you don't know how to set your own din then trade your skis in for a snowboard
12 years ago
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
"Couldn't even call me fat?" ehv beating the kid to the god damn joke. I fucking lost it.
12 years ago
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
1. the banning shit was a joke...
2. when i said chill i was making fun of you telling me to chill
3. your a pussy
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Casey
Posts: 8030 - Karma: 27,063
I've never convinced a tech to up my din past what the chart recommends. They might say something like, "I won't do it, but there's a screwdriver sitting over there and I'll be in the back not paying attention.." Its important to know your shop and have competent techs though, the minimum standard is just getting certified which takes like half a day and only teaches you how to mount bindings.
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
you're
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BackseatBrah
Posts: 139 - Karma: 118
Ohhhhh kill'em
12 years ago
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
Sorry jabe
12 years ago
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,099
You're the idiot.
"He is Down Syndrome" you can't be a disability, you can have one, and don't make fun of special needs, douchebag
12 years ago
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
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That escalated quickly.
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52783 - Karma: 175,254
I'll take a seat here
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38309 - Karma: 132,249
fuck off n00b
12 years ago
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
bahaha threads
12 years ago
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hippy.
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
eat a dick skeebie
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38309 - Karma: 132,249
already ate your fathers m8
12 years ago
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
stop being a post whore "m8", you little slut you
12 years ago
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
hahahah so happy I took a look at this thread
12 years ago
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snowbabeee
Posts: 44 - Karma: 136
holy shit chill.
You can't sue yourself if you're a newb who was bullied into setting your own din on NS. Let the ski tech can deal with gaper hospital bills.
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,874
You weren't joking. I don't even care or know what you said. But I know you weren't joking because you sound like a bitchfuck.
12 years ago
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johnblaze
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 2,875
i think you should just snowboard. their bindings are a lot easier to understand.
12 years ago
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
is all about liability son
12 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,304
OP's skis after he tried to tighten his din. Maybe leave this to the ski techs.

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GayWolf420
Posts: 38309 - Karma: 132,249
why is this still here? someone delete this shit. retard OP cant figure out how to count and turn a screw driver. move along here, folks.
12 years ago
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
How do you break a ski underfoot?
12 years ago
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
hahah I'm the "bitchfuck"? haha your a little fat fuck
12 years ago
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
What are you hoping to accomplish by being such a fucking twink? Incompetent fucks like you are what give us a bad name.
12 years ago
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
I'm just defending myself from everyone else have you read this thread?, I'm done with this shit its getting out of hand jesus
12 years ago
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
This is the most typical NS post in a nutshell
12 years ago
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
NEW-SCHOO-LERS!!

NEW-SCHOO-LERS!!
12 years ago
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P_Doze
Posts: 57 - Karma: 583
bro, do you even wrench bench bro?
12 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,194
Hahahahaha threads
12 years ago
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mrbillgates
Posts: 153 - Karma: 303
OP if you don't want to come out of your bindings twist a posi-drive clockwise inside your asshole. This will calibrate your equilibrium and you should now be able to do triples…
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12 years ago
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FitfulPagers
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this is a troll right? How does someone who skis not know how to adjust the din?
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GritznGravy
Posts: 170 - Karma: 248
This. You kind of made yourself look like an ass here. Just ask for a screwdriver and do it yourself. He may not have believed you were actually asking him for help with that.
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