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Retarded ski techs

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Stickthelanding8
Posts: 262 - Karma: 1,046
So I'm at the local mountain with a couple of friends and it was like my first day just lapping the park. The first damn rail I hit stuck it pretty much and my ski just fell off and I ate shit, so I go into the lodge and went down to their shop and I ask the guy if I could get my dins turned up. The guy looks at me and says I don't really know how and I'm like your a fucking ski technician. So he proceeds to blow on the binding for five minutes to see what it was set to because it was filled with snow. He asked me what it was at and I said I don't know because him blowing on my skis was to funny. Then he went and stabbed my bindings with a screwdriver for a while then he handed me the screwdriver and pointed to the picnic table outside he says have fun. I was like wtf you just wasted 20 minutes of my time giving my skis a blowjob then poking it with your screwdriver has this happened to anyone else?
Jan 12 2014 10:06PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
And I can tongue kiss a horse, but I wouldn't, and none of the techs I know would, you just tell them that they have to do it temselves
Jan 13 2014 12:40PM
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7145 - Karma: 17,457
But the issue with that is what if they do it wrong. In my opinion it's better it's done right and so long as they sign to confirm they want it there is no liability.
Jan 13 2014 12:50PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
May not even be your din settings , check your forward pressure..... oh wait OP cant
Jan 13 2014 12:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37379 - Karma: 119,910
you fuckers argue over anything
Jan 13 2014 12:59PM
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The_Polock
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I cant believe you just told eveyone here how dumb you are...You are the definition of GAPER.Click for larger image
Jan 13 2014 1:04PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
WE. ARE. NEWSCHOOLERS!!!
Jan 13 2014 1:06PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
But there is still liability because I did it, those releases aren't ironclad, a good lawyer could get around any of those forms, and if the guy is a jizznozzle (and this one clearly is) I'm not going to do anything beyond what is completely standard to protect myself from a lawsuit
Jan 13 2014 1:12PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
i don't give a fuck what my "karma" is at , just because i don't have the HIGHSCORE on newschoolers doesnt mean I'm a newbie dewbie it just shows that i don't spend all I'm time on this , but dude chill c'mon
Jan 13 2014 1:18PM
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superio20
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Jan 13 2014 1:23PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
You don't spend it learning english either...










Seriously dude you're telling me to chill after you said that guy should get banned for not knowing stuff because he is new?
Jan 13 2014 1:29PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
I was waiting for someone to mention this.

Jan 13 2014 1:44PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
Just putting this out there. But din don't matter if you forward pressure is wrong. Check that you dumbass
Jan 13 2014 1:45PM
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tomPietrowski
Posts: 7145 - Karma: 17,457
Yeah that's fair enough. Personally I like to know everyone I help gets to ski sadly but I have worked with guys who won't touch anything unless they are fully released of any possible liability.
Jan 13 2014 1:47PM
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*JDBP*
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Remedial.
Jan 13 2014 1:54PM
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
if you don't know how to set your own din then trade your skis in for a snowboard
Jan 13 2014 2:01PM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
"Couldn't even call me fat?" ehv beating the kid to the god damn joke. I fucking lost it.
Jan 13 2014 2:36PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
1. the banning shit was a joke...
2. when i said chill i was making fun of you telling me to chill
3. your a pussy
Jan 13 2014 2:40PM
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Casey
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 24,308
I've never convinced a tech to up my din past what the chart recommends. They might say something like, "I won't do it, but there's a screwdriver sitting over there and I'll be in the back not paying attention.." Its important to know your shop and have competent techs though, the minimum standard is just getting certified which takes like half a day and only teaches you how to mount bindings.
Jan 13 2014 2:57PM
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Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 240
you're
Jan 13 2014 3:23PM
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BackseatBrah
Posts: 139 - Karma: 118
Ohhhhh kill'em
Jan 13 2014 4:04PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
Sorry jabe
Jan 13 2014 4:32PM
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BROLF
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 5,098
You're the idiot.
"He is Down Syndrome" you can't be a disability, you can have one, and don't make fun of special needs, douchebag
Jan 13 2014 4:47PM
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MLJ
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That escalated quickly.
Jan 13 2014 4:48PM
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theabortionator
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I'll take a seat here
Jan 13 2014 5:50PM
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GayWolf420
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fuck off n00b
Jan 13 2014 6:00PM
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Puzzled
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bahaha threads
Jan 13 2014 6:01PM
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hippy.
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Jan 13 2014 6:13PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
eat a dick skeebie
Jan 13 2014 6:14PM
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GayWolf420
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already ate your fathers m8
Jan 13 2014 6:15PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
stop being a post whore "m8", you little slut you
Jan 13 2014 6:24PM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
hahahah so happy I took a look at this thread
Jan 13 2014 6:47PM
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snowbabeee
Posts: 44 - Karma: 136
holy shit chill.
You can't sue yourself if you're a newb who was bullied into setting your own din on NS. Let the ski tech can deal with gaper hospital bills.
Jan 13 2014 6:55PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
You weren't joking. I don't even care or know what you said. But I know you weren't joking because you sound like a bitchfuck.
Jan 14 2014 4:47PM
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johnblaze
Posts: 1477 - Karma: 2,598
i think you should just snowboard. their bindings are a lot easier to understand.
Jan 17 2014 4:19PM
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DERS.
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is all about liability son
Jan 17 2014 4:51PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
OP's skis after he tried to tighten his din. Maybe leave this to the ski techs.

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Jan 17 2014 5:01PM
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GayWolf420
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why is this still here? someone delete this shit. retard OP cant figure out how to count and turn a screw driver. move along here, folks.
Jan 17 2014 5:44PM
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powerbong2000
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How do you break a ski underfoot?
Jan 17 2014 7:27PM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
hahah I'm the "bitchfuck"? haha your a little fat fuck
Jan 17 2014 9:54PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
What are you hoping to accomplish by being such a fucking twink? Incompetent fucks like you are what give us a bad name.
Jan 18 2014 12:26AM
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RossiM55
Posts: 60 - Karma: 33
I'm just defending myself from everyone else have you read this thread?, I'm done with this shit its getting out of hand jesus
Jan 18 2014 12:35AM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
This is the most typical NS post in a nutshell
Jan 18 2014 2:12AM
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
NEW-SCHOO-LERS!!

NEW-SCHOO-LERS!!
Jan 18 2014 4:00AM
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P_Doze
Posts: 57 - Karma: 583
bro, do you even wrench bench bro?
Jan 18 2014 4:41PM
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JAHpow
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Hahahahaha threads
Jan 18 2014 10:46PM
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mrbillgates
Posts: 153 - Karma: 303
OP if you don't want to come out of your bindings twist a posi-drive clockwise inside your asshole. This will calibrate your equilibrium and you should now be able to do triples…
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Jan 18 2014 11:07PM
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FitfulPagers
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this is a troll right? How does someone who skis not know how to adjust the din?
Jan 18 2014 11:21PM
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GritznGravy
Posts: 170 - Karma: 248
This. You kind of made yourself look like an ass here. Just ask for a screwdriver and do it yourself. He may not have believed you were actually asking him for help with that.
Jan 19 2014 12:13PM
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