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The Doctor is in. Saving NS'ers 1 problem at a time.

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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
Ayo the doctor is in and ready to help with all your needs. Check my feedback for proof that i am legit.
Jan 12 2014 7:27PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
got to school and im already high as fuck/drunk, in the office with my principal/vp, and i smell like weed/beer and they're starring at me as i text this msg, wat do
Jan 13 2014 9:52AM
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BackseatBrah
Posts: 139 - Karma: 118
Suing you for mal practice
Jan 13 2014 9:54AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
i have a ski pole stuck in my rectum.

This isnt a problem, i just wanted to let you know.
Jan 13 2014 10:16AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
poop your pants young one
Jan 13 2014 10:25AM
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STwoops
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 5,126
How do I get a mormon girl to do anything other than missionary?
Jan 13 2014 10:34AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
that sucks, those are all symptoms of cancer
Jan 13 2014 12:50PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
75% sure you have cancer
Jan 13 2014 12:51PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
Hey doc, a few days ago I nutted this feature and it seems that I've left my dick in the rail... Any re-attachment advice?
Jan 13 2014 1:44PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 2,756
I've been having knee pain after skiing periodically for the past month.The inside of my left knee towards the bottom is slightly tender to touch. However since the last 2 days since the last time I skied there has been a persistent dull pain in that area (not super painful, but enough to be annoying). I can walk fine and it doesn't hurt usually while skiing. Knee moves smoothly in both directions, no hangups, locks, etc, although I have an occasional small pop feeling but I get those to a certain degree on my right knee anyway.
Jan 13 2014 2:02PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
super glue
Jan 13 2014 2:04PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
I can'y help with real problems but i live near UVM
Jan 13 2014 2:13PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
I have a pain in my finger is it a tumor
Jan 13 2014 2:15PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no its aids
Jan 13 2014 2:16PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
i tried and i still cant see, but i can ride motorcyclys right?
Jan 13 2014 4:55PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Cancer should be your bigger concern right now
Jan 13 2014 7:46PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Go see a doctor right way you most likely have cancer
Jan 13 2014 7:48PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Yes you have cancer go see a doctor
Jan 13 2014 7:49PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
Who the hell do you think you are? Answering all these questions without a goddamn degree
Jan 13 2014 8:52PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
I licked a telephone pole for $10 and now my tongue is blue and my ass hurts wat do doc
Jan 13 2014 9:27PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
dont worry anger is a normal response to the news that you have cancer

btw you have cancer
Jan 14 2014 12:56AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
you need to start chemotherapy right away those are all signs of cancer
Jan 14 2014 12:57AM
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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
Doc Lately I havnt been even been able to tell if anyone has ever even been as far as decided to look more like and I don't know what?
Jan 14 2014 1:11AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
you arent a doctor and not everyone has cancer
except you, i think you do have cancer
Jan 14 2014 1:13AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
you dont have cancer you are just retard
Jan 14 2014 2:04AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
*you are just retarded

fuck i think i have cancer now
Jan 14 2014 2:05AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
hey, you dont know for certain that im not a doctor and if i have cancer then guess what we have in common?

we have both cancer, betcha didnt see that one coming
Jan 14 2014 2:09AM
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Rodigan
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 1,866
I see flashing lights and keep hearing voices telling me to kill everyone at work. Could just be nothing.
Jan 14 2014 8:28AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
Nope it's cancer
Jan 14 2014 11:01AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Whenever i shit my ass feels like a flamethrower. How do i stop my shit from being so spicy
Jan 14 2014 11:48AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
You need to start treatment for your cancer, the pain should go away with the cancer
Jan 14 2014 2:36PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
im pretty sure you are 12 years old and not a single person on this website likes you
Jan 14 2014 2:55PM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
I have two words for you, anal cyst.
Jan 14 2014 3:02PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
I'm pretty sure you have cancer
Jan 14 2014 3:44PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

This thread has affected my professionalism at work.

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Jan 14 2014 4:44PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
Yep I would diagnose it as cancer or HIV
Jan 14 2014 7:02PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Um I think I'm growing another head :/ advice?
Jan 14 2014 7:08PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
depends if its above or below the waist if ya catch my drift
Jan 14 2014 7:55PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
I tried to give myself a colonoscopy on the slopes, the only available cam was my gopro and now it's stuck up there. Help me Dr.NS! What do I do?
Jan 14 2014 8:08PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
SNOBUNNY HAS AIDS
Jan 14 2014 10:00PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Watch it on the sugarfree bro.
Jan 14 2014 10:05PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
its not a head, its a malignant tumour.
Jan 14 2014 11:20PM
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cool_name
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prostate cancer is easier to detect with a finger then a camera.

lucky for you i can diagnose you over the internet with no need for cave exploring, then again if you could fit a go pro up there i doubt you would even notice a finger.

you have cancer, cant help with the go pro though
Jan 14 2014 11:27PM
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cool_name
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and cancer
Jan 14 2014 11:27PM
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HeshTaDeath
Posts: 152 - Karma: 827
I think I'm addicted to acid, how long do I have to live??
Jan 14 2014 11:30PM
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cool_name
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dont worry the addiction wont kill you, the cancer will kill you first
Jan 14 2014 11:31PM
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