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The Doctor is in. Saving NS'ers 1 problem at a time.

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Dr.Newschoolers
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Ayo the doctor is in and ready to help with all your needs. Check my feedback for proof that i am legit.
Jan 12 2014 7:27PM
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maximiliaan
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So every now and then a little stripe of blood is on the toilet paper after whiping my ass. It does not hurt But im just curious what it is... Can you help me?
Jan 12 2014 7:30PM
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Aidan-G
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It hurts when I pee and one of toes just fell off. Do I have the cancer?
Jan 12 2014 7:30PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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you're on your period
Jan 12 2014 7:31PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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nah just HIV, nothin to sweat
Jan 12 2014 7:32PM
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Dhane
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So I bought this huge bag of gummy bears off line and now have terrible diahrea. Help?
Jan 12 2014 7:32PM
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maximiliaan
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But it happens every week atleast 2 times!
Jan 12 2014 7:33PM
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Aidan-G
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I accidently my testicles. What do I do?
Jan 12 2014 7:35PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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im you got them off of amazon don't worry about it because you got a steal of a deal. Nah jk its gonorrhea
Jan 12 2014 7:35PM
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-WZ-
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i got a cut and tried cauterizing it myself but now it hurts even more, what do i do
Jan 12 2014 7:35PM
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-MK-
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I forgot how to cum.. What do I do?
Jan 12 2014 7:36PM
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Dhane
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It was a deal. Thnx. But shit your right, gonorrhea is the 5th ingredient. Damnit
Jan 12 2014 7:37PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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cancer
Jan 12 2014 7:37PM
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Aidan-G
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Ask your mum. She's an expert
Jan 12 2014 7:37PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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good luck, catch ya on the flipside
Jan 12 2014 7:38PM
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-MK-
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I got kind of excited thinking this might be a legit thing... You're a scum bag
Jan 12 2014 7:39PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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beat me to it, welcome aboard assistant
Jan 12 2014 7:40PM
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last_tango
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remedies for restless leg syndrome?
Jan 12 2014 7:44PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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don't sit down...
Jan 12 2014 7:45PM
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Aidan-G
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Just call me Nurse Gavin
Jan 12 2014 7:46PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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can i call you naughty nurse gavin or is this a professional environment
Jan 12 2014 7:47PM
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Wallisch_pl
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So long story shirt she's still unconscious
Jan 12 2014 7:57PM
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Aidan-G
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Only if I don't have to wear pants in the office
Jan 12 2014 7:58PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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why were you boning your grandma in the first place
Jan 12 2014 8:02PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Doc, I think that's more of a personal question, can you help tho
Jan 12 2014 8:05PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Sure thing. Step 1) Grab a bag of ice. Step 2) Put it on her stomach. Step 3) Re-live the night and she should be back conscious by the end
Jan 12 2014 8:08PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I've tried that for the past 3 days :( she's starting to smell
Jan 12 2014 8:09PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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yikes shes probably getting pretty sticky as well. Club dat hoe on the head and ballgame no more problems
Jan 12 2014 8:12PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Thanks doc!!!!
Jan 12 2014 8:13PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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No problemo, i was on such a high after helping you i just bought an ash ketchum hat
Jan 12 2014 8:18PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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i have back pain doc. :( help!
Jan 12 2014 9:34PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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thats not even funny what the hell fix it yourself
Jan 12 2014 9:38PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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its not a joke…. fuckin poser
Jan 12 2014 9:49PM
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.Hugo.
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I can't walk or sit down. Wats wrong
Jan 12 2014 9:58PM
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Wallisch_pl
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im no doctor but u got aids bro
Jan 12 2014 9:59PM
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Aidan-G
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Have you tried walking or sitting down?
Jan 12 2014 9:59PM
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.Hugo.
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Holy fuck, I'm cured! Of course I have you god damn pickle fritter
Jan 12 2014 10:01PM
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Aidan-G
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Well you're probably fucked then
Jan 12 2014 10:02PM
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.Hugo.
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Nah just eating kettle corn
Jan 12 2014 10:04PM
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.Hugo.
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And I hate kettle corn. Fuck bear
Jan 12 2014 10:07PM
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gotti
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serious question i cant help myself from signing my name in feces on the toilet seat after I leave my gifts
Jan 12 2014 10:41PM
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Aidan-G
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Try eating them instead
Jan 12 2014 10:43PM
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gotti
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truuuuuu
Jan 12 2014 10:51PM
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cool_name
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naw its cancer
Jan 12 2014 11:03PM
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PJS.
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phrase no man ever wants to hear
Jan 12 2014 11:21PM
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broto
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this thread gave me cancer,

wat do dr ns
Jan 12 2014 11:23PM
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SFB
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i got semen in my eyes and i havent been able to see for 3 days, what should i do? driving has been really difficult also.
Jan 12 2014 11:29PM
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cool_name
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pretty sure you have cancer
Jan 13 2014 2:26AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Don't drive ride a bike. Only remedy is to pee in said eye to clear it up
Jan 13 2014 9:40AM
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