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3ski6guy0
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'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
Dec 7 2004 6:21PM
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MADr.
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Santa Claus wishes he was Jewish





potato guns are the shit
Dec 7 2004 6:21PM
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danbrown
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i love jewish people
-Dan
Dec 7 2004 6:21PM
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proZach
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so do i. theyre so exotic.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Dec 7 2004 6:22PM
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Raek
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not here in nyc...im one of the few FEW non jewish kids in my school.... theyre mad chill tho
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
Dec 7 2004 6:30PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
haha exotic??? im one of the only few jewish dudes in my school too.
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'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
Dec 7 2004 6:38PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
jewish pride


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Dec 8 2004 7:12AM
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icecreamsandwich
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my uncles jewish. but he comes and celebrates christmas with the family.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Dec 8 2004 10:51AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Word to Hanukkah. My mom and my brother converted for some reason this year, now I get to go for a Hanukkah dinner of potato pancakes. Personally, I'm a Kwanzaa guy myself.
Dec 8 2004 10:53AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
happy chrismahankwanzika to you



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Dec 8 2004 11:02AM
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d-loc
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isnt it Channukah, or can you spell it however



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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Dec 8 2004 11:06AM
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pales
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^you can but i think that's the most correct way.


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Dec 8 2004 12:03PM
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nebratu
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
spell it however you want, its just a phonetic translation of hebrew



You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It also helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
Dec 8 2004 1:03PM
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MADr.
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anyone seen the Hebrew Hammer?
i will forever call our xmas tree a channukah bush



'You got like, two feet of air that time!'
Dec 8 2004 1:07PM
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skiman523
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last night i lit it up. boy baked dosnt even describe it. of course im talking about candels and potato lakies. OY is just yo backwards


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Dec 8 2004 1:20PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i saw part of the hebrew hammer. when he walks into the nazi bar and draws double shotguns and yells 'shabat shalom mother fucker!' that was great


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Dec 9 2004 10:49AM
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Sashac
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Religion is stupid. It's all a bunch off bullshit... people just want something to belive in, so they make this shit up... but really, none of it's real. So pointless...



- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'



'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'



'Teeter tooter...'
Dec 9 2004 1:43PM
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nebratu
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thats exactly the point of it, something to believe in, and some ppl need that shit in their life. so its better they get sucked into one of the socially acceptable ones as opposed to, say, heaven's gate, cause theyre gonna follow something.



You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It also helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa
Dec 9 2004 2:48PM
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Sheltron3030
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i'm jewish. and im one of the only ones in my school. people always forget, and ask me when im getting my christmass tree, and i say, dude, im jewish, and for some reason they think they insulted me and apologize. weird.

oh and another thing, jewish boys are circumsized, are christians, i heard they are against it>
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Dec 9 2004 3:04PM
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thefart
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hanukah sucks ass i feel bad for all you jews HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dec 9 2004 3:27PM
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