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Unexplainable and emberrassing stuff thread

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GeorgeL98
Posts: 13 - Karma: 214
it happens to the best of us... who else has taken an emberassing and slightly painful fall. today i was feeling the need to hit a steazy switch 3 and when i hit the lip trying to switch it up my front ski caught a terrible edge and i absolutely ate it. or even taking more than two falls per run.
Jan 11 2014 8:02PM
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Maruchan
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,582
Not really unexplainable, but I was taking a few laps with Bellemare (just to increase the embarrassment of course) and off of a jump that wasn't huge i just decided to just throw a shifty and my body just kind of rotated after my skis and I opened up and landed off axis and looked like a first class gaper with my arms flailing and everything... and it was right under the lift too
Jan 21 2014 1:55AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
fuck that so much, on the last day of xmas skiing the snow was kinda watery, so you could go sideways without loosing to much speed. At first I felt incredibly cool doing that until I caught the edge of my back ski and did a massive spread before knocking my head and sides super hard. It actually hurt more than most of my crashes....really depressing
Jan 21 2014 5:32AM
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Frediboy94
Posts: 427 - Karma: 730
Happened like 8 years ago, but it still haunts me:

>Ride anchor alone
>try to jump off early and take a short cut to the park (everyone was doing it, even the hot, female snowboarders directly behind me, as I was about to learn...)
>Somehow get the anchor stuck behind my right knee, after jumping off the lift to the left.
>Vault onto my back and get dragged up the track for 20ft.
>It's a total yard sale
>I can hear everyone laughing.
>Finally untangle myself from the lift and slowly get up.
>See snowboarders' now unoccupied lift swinging towards me at mach 3
>Boom_headshot.jpeg and I go down again
>Leave the park in shame
Jan 21 2014 7:08AM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
Ow.
Jan 21 2014 7:45AM
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Tacocat
Posts: 658 - Karma: 356
fuck dogs
Jan 22 2014 10:52AM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
I was riding switch out of a rail and then slammed into the table of snow that the rail next to it was on...
Jan 22 2014 12:28PM
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
Skiing the medium jump line at stevens at night, super dark because no lights, I came into the last jump way to fast, overshot the probably 4ft table by 15ft, and landed on my face. Double eject. At least I'm half way closer to a front flip?
Jan 23 2014 2:24AM
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SMB
Posts: 8 - Karma: 15
okej so this was pretty embarrassing.

been riding up the chair and was now heading down to the park
i was going pretty damn fast when i reached the spot where you exit the slope and enters the park through an "offpist" area (ungroomed ice).
when i breaked hard i heard a click noise, dubble ejected to my chest (fuck din) and slid down about 60 meters face first almost hitting people.
And bear in mind that this was just besides the chair and the park on a busy day.

i have never felt so embarrassed.


Jan 23 2014 10:30AM
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GeorgeL98
Posts: 13 - Karma: 214
Going to hit a jump when a kid flew behind me and clipped the tail end of both my skis causing my skis to turn left and I caught a very bad edge and fell on my face only to be yelled at by the little kids dad (the kid fell somehow too).
Feb 2 2014 2:31PM
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snowbabeee
Posts: 44 - Karma: 136
Was riding park yesterday.
There's an up flat box to a down flat box with a tire in between. & I definitely caught that tire like 60000 times && double ejected all over that feature like a virgin
Feb 2 2014 3:16PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
went to 180 a rope(more like a ribbon) over a cat track and a gust of wind lifted the rope and i caught my tails ripping out 3 bamboo poles and wrecking my self with in sight of the lift.
Feb 2 2014 4:59PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
You know when everybody is sitting at the top of the park too pussy to drop in, waiting for the next guy to drop, just watching? Right?

So I cruise through all styley-like thinking 'fuck this line mannn, i'm doing me!'. I drop in steezy af infront of everyone, eyeing the first jump in the jump line.

My brain is thinking "damn girl, a nollie to switch into the jump would be fresh!"

I nollie and wash out in front of the jump.

Everybody laughs at me.

I cry.
Feb 3 2014 7:16PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
At stratton a couple years ago there was a box at the end of their biggest part that was inside the ground, legit 2 feet wide and 15 feet long. I went on it to spin and ate shit hard right away. Hit my chin and cut it up

Tore tendon in my ankle after hitting a chunk of ice like 2 feet off the trail

Going down a groomed flat towards the lift after a run i was laying down so my back was on my skis, coming back up i accidentally planted my pole between my skis and speared myself in the mouth. That one hurt
Feb 3 2014 7:24PM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
Lost my virginity to my ski binding when I landed backseat and biffed it. Spent the rest of the ski day waddling and half convinced my vagina was bleeding.

God damned rossi dildo bindings are dangerous I tell you.
Feb 3 2014 7:51PM
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