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Unexplainable and emberrassing stuff thread

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GeorgeL98
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it happens to the best of us... who else has taken an emberassing and slightly painful fall. today i was feeling the need to hit a steazy switch 3 and when i hit the lip trying to switch it up my front ski caught a terrible edge and i absolutely ate it. or even taking more than two falls per run.
Jan 11 2014 8:02PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51745 - Karma: 163,560
Was going to post the bodybuilding forum bathtub story but it seems the thread is gone on there. Damn shame.
Jan 11 2014 8:09PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
tried doing a nollie blunt off a cat track but caught my tips and flew head first like 20 feet
Jan 11 2014 9:31PM
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Casey
Posts: 7877 - Karma: 24,687
Years ago I was at hood with a filmer buddy meeting up with some people that were way better than me to do whatever I can't remember, but the first box I went to hit I didn't Ollie high enough and speared the front with one my tips and absolutely ate shit in front of a million people that were way better than me. I was like right out of high school, I wanted to crawl into a ball and die at that moment.
Jan 11 2014 9:37PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Tried to be fancy skiing into the lift line, caught an edge hard, and landing on my phone. Hurt to walk for the next couple days.
Jan 11 2014 9:37PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
Today I had the brilliant idea of tying to slide sideways all the way from the cat-track to the lift and I was trying to keep my speed up so I didn't stop before the lift line. I didn't think to slide to my dominant side (like the side you tend to stop with). I caught an edge going somewhat fast sideways and slammed into the hard groomer. I got a horrible headache instantly and a bloody nose so I now have blood on my khaki jacket.
When I caught my edge it looked somewhat like this, but I was on a flat groomer so I really look like a goober
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Jan 11 2014 10:15PM
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Gameday
Posts: 274 - Karma: 89
Friend was hitting a rail that stayed flat while the slope went down so it progressively for taller... While hitting it he nutted which only got worse the further he slid the rail
Jan 11 2014 10:34PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
tiny ass flat up rail. (like 4 foot long) tried to nollie on the flat... my skis somehow missed the flat so I fell face first onto the small ass rail right in front of park crew...
Jan 11 2014 11:04PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
Decided to go for the 2 off and right before I spun somehow I clipped one of my skis off and didn't notice till I landed with one ski and ate shit
Jan 11 2014 11:21PM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
Could you summarize? Sounds like a funny story
Jan 11 2014 11:39PM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Went Nordic skiing today for the first time in 6 years. Are shit about every 50 feet. 'Twas an experience.
Jan 12 2014 12:12AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51745 - Karma: 163,560
He was scared to use public bathrooms. Went to have dinner at some girls house. During dinner he had to shit and piss. Went to the bathroom and couldn't figure out a way to do it. Shit in the bathtub. Couldn't get the shit to dissolve. Girl walked in on him trying to wash it down the drain. Also epic pictures.

I know the story is around. I've def posted the text in threads before. Hoping that the pictures still exist though.
Jan 12 2014 12:18AM
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GlackAttack
Posts: 83 - Karma: 234
I flail a lot when I shoot a jump further then expected which happens way too often and tends to result in a yardsale
Jan 12 2014 1:17AM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
was like second run of the day had straight aired the jump once and came in with same speed just going to do a 3. ended up with my feet flying out from under me right at the lip and sending it to my back haha. everyone thought i was trying a cork 7 second hit of the day haha so wasn't to bad.
Jan 12 2014 2:10PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
Off a cliff one day one of my poles somehow got inbetween my legs and broke in half on impact. left me with a bad bruise on my inner thigh and about an hour of laying down below trying to control my sobs
Jan 12 2014 2:18PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
last season I caught a tip on a lift line fence and just ate shit in the middle of the line. most embarrassing.
Jan 12 2014 2:18PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
I was playing chicken with myself, trying to see how flat I could get my skis without catching an edge. Needless to say, I caught an edge.
Jan 12 2014 2:40PM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
I catch my tips trying to jump fences too often
Jan 12 2014 2:43PM
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Tacocat
Posts: 658 - Karma: 356
Thought I'm very innovative if I sit on my poles while riding the lift. When I got off one pole got stuck in the lift and just broke after it made real pain to my balls.


Jan 12 2014 3:02PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 20,806
yesterday I caught an edge and slid about 200 feet on my elbows/face/glasses with my sleeves rolled up through crust and small brush

was not fun
Jan 12 2014 3:17PM
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cp_7
Posts: 372 - Karma: 1,301
50/50'd a box for my first run of the day and tried to 180 off. landed the one but was a little off balance and just slowly fell. felt like extreme slow motion. worst part was that it was in front of park crew. best part was one of them saw it coming and yelled out "TTTTIIIIIIMMMBBBEERRRRRRRR!!!"
Jan 12 2014 3:49PM
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snowbabeee
Posts: 44 - Karma: 136
I definitely hit a 25' kicker this morning.
Japan air.
Stomped it.
A second later I caught edge.
Biffed hard.
Very sad.
Under the lift too.
Jan 12 2014 3:58PM
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jthyer
Posts: 44 - Karma: 117
I once tried to do a 180 off like a 3 foot jump and double ejected out backwards and it was in front of a bunch of girls, wtf DIN
Jan 12 2014 4:22PM
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Casey
Posts: 7877 - Karma: 24,687
Once I was hitting a jump line, and coming into the second jump I realized I wasn't going to have enough speed, so I started hockey stopping as soon as I got to the wedge like to spray snow off the lip like people do in movies, but I caught an edge and just cartwheeled off the lip onto the flat. It was ridiculous.
Jan 12 2014 6:06PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Last year preseason I was riding the rope, and my sweatshirt got caught in the rope. it pulled up over my face, the rope lifted me up with it, i kicked a guy in the balls with my ski and fell about 5 feet once the rope was stopped, onto cement. Luckily i didn't slam into the ropehouse, or get hurt. when i got up and looked around, everyone was just staring at me. Idk how i was fine after that
Jan 12 2014 6:35PM
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GeorgeL98
Posts: 13 - Karma: 214
Well at least you have an idea of what it will feel like to try a cork 7
Jan 19 2014 1:53PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
Had a similar incident at hyland where my pole and jacket somehow got me stuck on the rope, in my panicked flailing to get free I fell and the rope house dude wasn't paying attention and I got dragged like 30 feet up into the stop bar.
Jan 19 2014 7:28PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I went to hop over this tiny 2 ft. X 3 ft. flat box, hit both of my tips on the edge of the box and double ejected.

Jan 19 2014 7:44PM
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250r
Posts: 2276 - Karma: 1,013
haha ive done this a fair amount of times trying to slarve my park skis in soft snow...they can do it sometimes but could definitely use some more reverse sidecut/camber/width. Ill just be in the middle of turn and all of the sudden go flying onto my side.
Jan 19 2014 7:51PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9217 - Karma: 5,399
>using a pair of JJ's
>first time doing a nollie over a lip with them
>nollie waayy too much cause rocker
>tips catch
>flail through air
>right ski is still dragging on ground
>somehow go to fakie and ride away backwards

no more nollies were done that day.
Jan 19 2014 8:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
who the fuck do you think you are?
Jan 19 2014 9:02PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
lol...i saw his name and thought da fuck
Jan 19 2014 9:20PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
There was a huge tractor tire in the middle of a sort of table top type feature.

I came in switch to 360 and tail tap.

I basically 180'ed with my tips too low. Speared the tire, double ejected. Faceplanted the landing and slid all the way down the landing. And there was a nice crowd too. For extra embarrassment points of course.
Jan 19 2014 9:27PM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
Did you get hurt?
Jan 20 2014 9:21AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I remember this, at troll. Rope was stopped for so long we all started to hike the hill....... asshole
Jan 20 2014 10:37AM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Haha yeah it was a debacle for sure. I assure you it was an accident and not a suicide attempt. And also i'm extremely cautious getting off ropes now.
Jan 20 2014 10:58AM
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ChrisPask
Posts: 54 - Karma: 143
Went off a boulder under the lift line and landed way backseat and took a binding in the ass. Needless to say everyone on the lift above was mildly entertained by the surprise penetration.
Jan 20 2014 11:56AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Just yesterday I went to slide across this big propane tank feature we got.  Its mounded on top of a cheese wedge of snow so it pretty easy to ride up it from anyside...When I stalled out on the top of the propane tank, I caught my edge on NOTHING and fell about 7 feet right to my boney ass hip.  hurts like fuck and I looked stupid in front of my friends and kids!!

Jan 20 2014 1:57PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10831 - Karma: 57,376
Going for a 270 off a box, lands it but my pole jammed into the ground. I ended up dislocating my shoulder off a pole plant, for the second time.
Jan 20 2014 3:14PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
Well that's embarrassing....
Jan 20 2014 3:18PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
Last year my friend was going up the rope and caught an edge. He then slams on his face and some how cuts his face on the edge of his ski. Like WTF
Jan 20 2014 4:34PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
went for a backie and these gapers skied across the landing. i landed on them and my din was high so my ski didnt fall off and tore a ligament
Jan 20 2014 6:05PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
this reminded me of this: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/746098/
Jan 20 2014 6:12PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
Tried to spin a cliff and caught some rock, flailed and died.
Doing switch rodeo, came up short, double ejected and slid a hundred feet on my face.
The worst was probably when I somehow tore my acl last year... Doing a stalefish straight air... On a 10 foot side booter.
Jan 20 2014 6:56PM
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,831
whats embarrassing that you spelt embarrassing wrong
Jan 20 2014 7:13PM
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,831
whats embarrassing that you spelt embarrassing wrong
Jan 20 2014 7:14PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14502 - Karma: 10,728
I was mobbing down under the chair, tried to carve as hard as I could (hips to the ground just about) and my skis just slipped out. Did a hipslide 360, got up while still moving and continued on.

Actually if you can find a trail with a nice turn in it, it is really fun to do those on purpose.
Jan 20 2014 7:41PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
It's called a worm turn ya goon.
Jan 20 2014 7:52PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,165
My ski got wedged inside the end of a rail somehow.
Jan 20 2014 8:09PM
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Martgiblin
Posts: 101 - Karma: 153
I was once speeding along a long flat and flicking my poles forward using my wrists so the tips would catch the snow and fling backwards. Easy amusement until the tip of one pole dug a little too deep, driving my pole handle hard into my stomach at about 30mph, causing me to fall hard and shart myself
Jan 21 2014 1:28AM
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