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How not to be sad.

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shorty_T
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I need funny memes, happy stuff...
Mom died a year ago on Saturday (jan. 11) and I am super sad. Help a girl out ns.
Jan 10 2014 12:09AM
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uni-corn
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Counterproductive?

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Jan 10 2014 12:10AM
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MilaKunis
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Aye bby gurl. Cum on tinychat rght now and i can cheer you right up ;)
Jan 10 2014 12:17AM
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SFB
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Jan 10 2014 12:18AM
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shorty_T
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Well to be honest, there is nothing cheap about it. It has been a rough year but it is hitting hard now that the actual day has come around. I could use some positivity before I go out of my mind. Btw, I became a mother myself this year with no advice from my own so that sucked. A lot. Becoming a mom was a blessing, no advice was lonely.
Jan 10 2014 12:19AM
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SFB
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also, sorry to hear that OP. i could never even imagine it.
Jan 10 2014 12:21AM
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shorty_T
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Aye, the comment I replied to is gone!

Ewe, I am not interested in anything tiny with you. Thanks tho.....
Jan 10 2014 12:22AM
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MilaKunis
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haha I tried. Sorry to hear about it but just get involved with thingsnd get it off your mind. Go to random reddits ands just laugh.
Jan 10 2014 12:26AM
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-WZ-
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sad to hear that OP, my dad passed a few years back
keep your chin up
also this will make you smile


Jan 10 2014 12:32AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Wow 9gag is the fucking stupidest website ever. "Buy a pair of socks online, because someone has to package it, ship is hundreds of miles, and all that for a Piaf of socks". Go fuck yourself 9gag you piece of shit that's not even remotely funny
Jan 10 2014 12:37AM
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Darth.Maul
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Money can buy happiness.

1. Buy a jetski
2. Buy an infinity pool.
3. Be eternally happy since you have a jetski and an infinity pool.
4. ?????
5. Profit
Jan 10 2014 12:43AM
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Willskiforfree
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This always helps me cheer up , hope it helps
Jan 10 2014 1:11AM
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Rusticles
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Have a sleep with your child sleeping on you, That shit must be an anti-depressant
Jan 10 2014 1:15AM
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daannnnieel
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you need a boat.

And a hug. *hugs*
Jan 10 2014 1:16AM
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Aidan-G
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Jan 10 2014 1:21AM
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shorty_T
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This did help. Hearing that tiny breath is the most relaxing thing in the world.

The other people are helpful too. Thanks for trying everyone.
Jan 10 2014 7:05AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I'm sorry that you don't have your mom to lean on, and that you miss her terribly. Life is unfair sometimes. Just know that she is so proud of you, and she'd be proud to witness you as a mother yourself.

I think putting together a small scrapbook of memories/photos of her for your child would make you feel a bit better. So they have a chance to see the grandparent they are missing out on. Make it fun and let them know how special she was to you. This way you can both look at it together, you can talk about how you remember her and all the fun times. It can allow you to establish a bond between the 3 of you that isn't there physically. Maybe tomorrow instead of sulking in her loss, do something with your child that she would have done with you. Live for her.
Jan 10 2014 8:10AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Jan 10 2014 10:18AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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So the first night I was in Amsterdam I was in a hostel with 11 other guys. Don't know how it happened as it was supposed to be a 12 bed mix, but we ended up with a 12 guy room. Well, a bunch of us decided, hell, we're in Amsterdam, lets go get some whores.

I decided to follow along as we made our way to the red light district. We went into a brothel and we all lined up. It was a small place, and I was last in line. When I got to the front of the line there was only one girl left. She was bangin, but she had a glass eye.

So she took me to the back and once we got there she started listing her services. She finished with, and if you want, I can pop out my eye and you can skull fuck me. Of course I was down for that so she took out the eye and we went at it.

I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty good. When I finished she asked me how I liked it, I said it was amazing, and she said, "Good, I'll keep an eye out for ya."
Jan 10 2014 10:31AM
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shorty_T
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just wow.
Jan 10 2014 11:21AM
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Mag
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If this is real you've rapidly become the most disturbing member on the site to me.


@OP I shall rely on the internet
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as with most animal gifs, I feel bad for laughing so much

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Then and now -
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I am rather disappoint
Jan 10 2014 11:42AM
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-benedetto
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Legit contribution.
Jan 10 2014 12:23PM
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Dr.Dickless
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Jan 10 2014 3:46PM
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shorty_T
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Didn't really sleep last night. Tonight I am having a few beers in hopes that I will sleep better....
Jan 10 2014 10:17PM
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Benson.
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Jan 10 2014 10:25PM
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HeshTaDeath
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Try this.

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Jan 10 2014 11:30PM
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skiersupreme
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so you came in her head
Jan 10 2014 11:52PM
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cornholio
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makers mark and bacon. only temporary tho
Jan 11 2014 12:14AM
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Benson.
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Jan 11 2014 12:16AM
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nine50seven
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Weirdly enough this works
Jan 11 2014 12:44AM
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