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Ever destroyed anything in the park?

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HUnterreiter
Posts: 32 - Karma: 3,756
I have broken a woodn down rail at my local resort

Anything you destroyed in your skiing life ?
12 years ago
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,579
at 00:38

12 years ago
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
i knocked over a skinny rail on closing day once. kinda sucked because it was a fun rail but it didn't break
12 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
Yes, I agree. They have an awesome job and should be grateful for gettin paid to shred.
But if you're intentionally wrecking a feature that someone has to shape/fix at the end of their shift, you are a fucking punk. Not to mention other skiers/boarders who paid to shred could have been hitting that feature..
12 years ago
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iH8pow
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 8,634
my bindings basically exploded when i overshot a landing at mammoth
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
You're such a fucking loser dude.
12 years ago
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
my confidence
12 years ago
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
our pvc tube was set up on uneven ground and that combined with -45C it cracked as soon as i landed on it. i just moved it to the side, leveled out the snow and it was like it never happened.
12 years ago
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Nike_Nako
Posts: 131 - Karma: 2,458
If you're so against it, then why did you try?
12 years ago
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easymoneyeric
Posts: 23 - Karma: 9
Did your ass ever heal after that?
12 years ago
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D34DM0053
Posts: 150 - Karma: 604
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12 years ago
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Lewisd553
Posts: 52 - Karma: 286
just hurt my hip and ribs real bad
12 years ago
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Thank The Lord you are alive to keep everyone in the park safe. Can you teach me your ways?
12 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,171
Yes. Just march like a nazi across the top of the lip for 37 minutes, making sure that your heel slams down with harder force with each step. It will not work if you do not extend your right arm in front of you for the entire time. After completing this, piss all over the lip. Let the piss harden and then the jump should be ready to hit.
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
I destroy kids souls in the park.
12 years ago
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Dorton_V
Posts: 158 - Karma: 353
From experience I know that park crews at some mountains don't know what the fuck they are doing At my mountain last year they had a 50+ft jump that had a lip that went from flat to almost straight up in like the last 3feet. Imagine trying to jump out of a tiny quarter pipe travel fifty feet past the lip somehow and land on a flat landing that is only 30 feet long I'm no physicist but some how the math seems off. Anyways multiple people got hurt on the jump that are solid skiers and plenty of noobs as we'll but every park skier at the mountain told the crew to fix it and they didn't do shit for like 2 months and yet more people got hurt. Wiley miller and some rmu guys got towed up to hit the jump line and the most they did was a sketchy tail 5 because of the shitty jump quality. We ended up just getting better at rails for a lack of jumps but I definitely wanted to smash the shit out of those jumps. All you ns haters should shut up because you know nothing about where this kid is coming from and are probably spoiled because you ski at a mountain where the park crew knows it's shit and your parents buy all your shit for you
12 years ago
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
Somebody had a big bowl of bitch this morning.
12 years ago
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Dorton_V
Posts: 158 - Karma: 353
Yes it seems I did
12 years ago
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k3ndall.goodman
Posts: 224 - Karma: 667
Tried to Ollie over a slow sign once. Took that out.
12 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,171
Don't worry, I completely agree with you. Some parks don't have the good fortune of perfectly shaped jumps, the one my friend got hurt on had a really steep lip 3-4ft high and it was hardly 5ft long, and the landing was practically flat, meaning any fall will almost certainly result in injury. Anyways.... The park crew just pushed the landings steeper last night and its really nice, but the lips are still way too sharp. One of the lips to a jump felt like I was hitting a steep donkey dick at the end.
12 years ago
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
My ski. Ripped the edge outa that bitch!
12 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
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12 years ago
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,762
@ T-Line two years ago, I was teaching a freestyle lesson in the lil instructor park they had and I went to slide a flat-box for a demo and I caught HARD on a screw on the box that wasn't fully tightened. It runied my skis, but the dept. head got some new ones for meh. I'm just glad it was me that got fucked up and not the student.
12 years ago
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hosworld
Posts: 89 - Karma: 51
i shattered a flatbox's plastic with my ass. i was bruised for 2 months.

12 years ago
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Golden Wheelchair.
12 years ago
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
soemone broke the mailbox? shit i learned surface swaps on that thing. RIP in pieces mailbox
12 years ago
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TNORTS
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 2,761
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12 years ago
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
I'm against it now, being 4 years after the fact...
12 years ago
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
ive been trying to chop this tree down with tail bonks for going on like six years now.


also i destroy lots of pussy.
12 years ago
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
Last day of the season, 13 Celsius out, really sunny and slushy I was sliding a c rail and it tipped over. It was lol
12 years ago
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@nonymous
Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,365
I was going to fast into a jump, plowed through it
12 years ago
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
my sensitive balls
12 years ago
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shredwhite
Posts: 8 - Karma: 192
once my friend and i took a 15 foot box and slide it all the way to the bottom of the mountain.. that was epic
12 years ago
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Alakazam
Posts: 15 - Karma: 244
I destroyed the park like #yolo #swag














take a joke
12 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
I got my ski stuck so far in between the metal under a box that i sat there for an hour before the box finally spit my ski out.
12 years ago
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Pat.t
Posts: 246 - Karma: 2,024
I slammed into a snowboard bonk and knocked it out of the snow..... I am now a wanted man by the boarders of snow
12 years ago
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galardogod
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 5,336
I was wondering who did that lol
12 years ago
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
I to have had this problem. It doesn't help when the heal pieces of FKSs are the exact shape of a dildo.
12 years ago
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 457 - Karma: 587
I hate you....
12 years ago
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Substitute
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 2,275
Lolololol
12 years ago
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LoneWolfe
Posts: 74 - Karma: 89
Last spring, my local mountain had a butter box they stuck in the snow so it was an up box, I was just buttering around on the box and it popped out of the snow. Essentially it became a see saw box, it was awesome.
12 years ago
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
snowboarders, lots and lots of snowboarders
12 years ago
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
every time I enter a terrain park, or even set foot on a mountain, I destroy everything in my path.
12 years ago
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,831
Did a 450 to death on a 25 footer.... ice rash and a broken nose was a result. destroyed my face...... and yes, that is what she said
12 years ago
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