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Ever destroyed anything in the park?

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HUnterreiter
Posts: 32 - Karma: 3,756
I have broken a woodn down rail at my local resort

Anything you destroyed in your skiing life ?
Jan 9 2014 10:01AM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,582
at 00:38

Jan 9 2014 5:45PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
i knocked over a skinny rail on closing day once. kinda sucked because it was a fun rail but it didn't break
Jan 9 2014 6:05PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
Yes, I agree. They have an awesome job and should be grateful for gettin paid to shred.
But if you're intentionally wrecking a feature that someone has to shape/fix at the end of their shift, you are a fucking punk. Not to mention other skiers/boarders who paid to shred could have been hitting that feature..
Jan 9 2014 6:09PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 7,479
my bindings basically exploded when i overshot a landing at mammoth
Jan 9 2014 6:11PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,296
You're such a fucking loser dude.
Jan 9 2014 6:18PM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
my confidence
Jan 9 2014 8:43PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
our pvc tube was set up on uneven ground and that combined with -45C it cracked as soon as i landed on it. i just moved it to the side, leveled out the snow and it was like it never happened.
Jan 9 2014 9:13PM
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Nike_Nako
Posts: 131 - Karma: 2,458
If you're so against it, then why did you try?
Jan 9 2014 10:18PM
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easymoneyeric
Posts: 23 - Karma: 9
Did your ass ever heal after that?
Jan 9 2014 10:55PM
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D34DM0053
Posts: 150 - Karma: 604
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Jan 9 2014 11:41PM
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Lewisd553
Posts: 52 - Karma: 286
just hurt my hip and ribs real bad
Jan 10 2014 7:28AM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
Thank The Lord you are alive to keep everyone in the park safe. Can you teach me your ways?
Jan 10 2014 10:05AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
Yes. Just march like a nazi across the top of the lip for 37 minutes, making sure that your heel slams down with harder force with each step. It will not work if you do not extend your right arm in front of you for the entire time. After completing this, piss all over the lip. Let the piss harden and then the jump should be ready to hit.
Jan 10 2014 10:17AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
I destroy kids souls in the park.
Jan 10 2014 10:22AM
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Dorton_V
Posts: 158 - Karma: 353
From experience I know that park crews at some mountains don't know what the fuck they are doing At my mountain last year they had a 50+ft jump that had a lip that went from flat to almost straight up in like the last 3feet. Imagine trying to jump out of a tiny quarter pipe travel fifty feet past the lip somehow and land on a flat landing that is only 30 feet long I'm no physicist but some how the math seems off. Anyways multiple people got hurt on the jump that are solid skiers and plenty of noobs as we'll but every park skier at the mountain told the crew to fix it and they didn't do shit for like 2 months and yet more people got hurt. Wiley miller and some rmu guys got towed up to hit the jump line and the most they did was a sketchy tail 5 because of the shitty jump quality. We ended up just getting better at rails for a lack of jumps but I definitely wanted to smash the shit out of those jumps. All you ns haters should shut up because you know nothing about where this kid is coming from and are probably spoiled because you ski at a mountain where the park crew knows it's shit and your parents buy all your shit for you
Jan 10 2014 10:27AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Somebody had a big bowl of bitch this morning.
Jan 10 2014 10:29AM
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Dorton_V
Posts: 158 - Karma: 353
Yes it seems I did
Jan 10 2014 10:48AM
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k3ndall.g
Posts: 220 - Karma: 605
Tried to Ollie over a slow sign once. Took that out.
Jan 10 2014 10:59AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
Don't worry, I completely agree with you. Some parks don't have the good fortune of perfectly shaped jumps, the one my friend got hurt on had a really steep lip 3-4ft high and it was hardly 5ft long, and the landing was practically flat, meaning any fall will almost certainly result in injury. Anyways.... The park crew just pushed the landings steeper last night and its really nice, but the lips are still way too sharp. One of the lips to a jump felt like I was hitting a steep donkey dick at the end.
Jan 10 2014 11:15AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
My ski. Ripped the edge outa that bitch!
Jan 10 2014 11:23AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
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Jan 10 2014 12:16PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
@ T-Line two years ago, I was teaching a freestyle lesson in the lil instructor park they had and I went to slide a flat-box for a demo and I caught HARD on a screw on the box that wasn't fully tightened. It runied my skis, but the dept. head got some new ones for meh. I'm just glad it was me that got fucked up and not the student.
Jan 10 2014 12:38PM
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hosworld
Posts: 89 - Karma: 51
i shattered a flatbox's plastic with my ass. i was bruised for 2 months.

Jan 10 2014 1:35PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
Golden Wheelchair.
Jan 10 2014 2:23PM
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
soemone broke the mailbox? shit i learned surface swaps on that thing. RIP in pieces mailbox
Jan 10 2014 3:39PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 2,754
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Jan 10 2014 4:10PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
I'm against it now, being 4 years after the fact...
Jan 10 2014 4:17PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
ive been trying to chop this tree down with tail bonks for going on like six years now.


also i destroy lots of pussy.
Jan 11 2014 9:30AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
Last day of the season, 13 Celsius out, really sunny and slushy I was sliding a c rail and it tipped over. It was lol
Jan 11 2014 4:56PM
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@nonymous
Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,364
I was going to fast into a jump, plowed through it
Jan 11 2014 7:06PM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
my sensitive balls
Jan 12 2014 9:56AM
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shredwhite
Posts: 8 - Karma: 192
once my friend and i took a 15 foot box and slide it all the way to the bottom of the mountain.. that was epic
Jan 12 2014 7:05PM
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Alakazam
Posts: 15 - Karma: 244
I destroyed the park like #yolo #swag














take a joke
Jan 12 2014 7:08PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I got my ski stuck so far in between the metal under a box that i sat there for an hour before the box finally spit my ski out.
Jan 12 2014 7:28PM
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Pat.t
Posts: 246 - Karma: 2,023
I slammed into a snowboard bonk and knocked it out of the snow..... I am now a wanted man by the boarders of snow
Jan 13 2014 11:49AM
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galardogod
Posts: 1695 - Karma: 5,190
I was wondering who did that lol
Jan 13 2014 5:41PM
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CJ_S
Posts: 543 - Karma: 312
I to have had this problem. It doesn't help when the heal pieces of FKSs are the exact shape of a dildo.
Jan 13 2014 8:03PM
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ZeechMcHuck
Posts: 455 - Karma: 569
I hate you....
Jan 14 2014 12:39PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
Lolololol
Jan 14 2014 12:43PM
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LoneWolfe
Posts: 74 - Karma: 89
Last spring, my local mountain had a butter box they stuck in the snow so it was an up box, I was just buttering around on the box and it popped out of the snow. Essentially it became a see saw box, it was awesome.
Jan 14 2014 1:01PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
snowboarders, lots and lots of snowboarders
Jan 14 2014 4:32PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
every time I enter a terrain park, or even set foot on a mountain, I destroy everything in my path.
Jan 14 2014 5:14PM
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,829
Did a 450 to death on a 25 footer.... ice rash and a broken nose was a result. destroyed my face...... and yes, that is what she said
Jan 14 2014 5:44PM
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