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Ever destroyed anything in the park?

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HUnterreiter
Posts: 32 - Karma: 3,756
I have broken a woodn down rail at my local resort

Anything you destroyed in your skiing life ?
Jan 9 2014 10:01AM
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nolovedeepmeta
Posts: 41 - Karma: 235
My pride, countless times.
Jan 9 2014 10:05AM
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K_JIBS
Posts: 88 - Karma: 1,481
took out a rail
Jan 9 2014 10:09AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
At Stowe two seasons ago they had a flat closeout rail and I was responsible for putting my ski/leg through the wooden panel of the closeout. the hole was there to warn others for weeks later haha
Jan 9 2014 10:13AM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
A donkey dick on a down rail....
Jan 9 2014 10:16AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,124
My shoulder, knees, back, brain, etc.
Jan 9 2014 10:20AM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
yo momma
Jan 9 2014 10:22AM
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BackseatBrah
Posts: 139 - Karma: 118
Some kid who was sitting on the landing
Jan 9 2014 10:34AM
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Migo
Posts: 528 - Karma: 1,741
my knee





and your mom's box
Jan 9 2014 10:36AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
beers, land speed records, girls' panties
Jan 9 2014 10:38AM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
My friend and I 'accidentally-ish' rolled a large PVC tube down almost the entire park. This thing has to be around 500 lbs....
Jan 9 2014 10:42AM
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theorolfs
Posts: 125 - Karma: 105
i took out the wooden part underneath a rail once
Jan 9 2014 10:53AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Just my bones
Jan 9 2014 11:32AM
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ES.
Posts: 160 - Karma: 1,367
I cam onto the side of a flat bar to so aggressively it fell over
Jan 9 2014 11:40AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
Countless lips of those sweet jumps that they ruin by putting a rail right after it.
Jan 9 2014 11:46AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
it was a very warm spring day
not enough speed
knuckled the jump
took a huge chunk with me
the landing was ruined.
Jan 9 2014 11:59AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
I destroyed your mom in the park
Jan 9 2014 12:03PM
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mnskier.
Posts: 157 - Karma: 61
Myself.
Jan 9 2014 12:07PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
shawnee peak has this rainbow box on top of a car and i tranny found on the car and put a big dent in it
Jan 9 2014 12:12PM
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Fitz_
Posts: 427 - Karma: 592
Put my ski through the plywood on a box
Jan 9 2014 12:17PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
destroyed some pussy
Jan 9 2014 12:30PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Something something max morello
Jan 9 2014 12:38PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Destroyed my taint on my heal piece.
Jan 9 2014 12:55PM
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chases413
Posts: 33 - Karma: 179
I haven't destroyed anything but the local kids destroy all of the lips onto the features by side jumping
Jan 9 2014 12:59PM
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EMH
Posts: 279 - Karma: 862
Skis. So many pairs of 'em.
Jan 9 2014 1:05PM
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jordangaebel
Posts: 365 - Karma: 92
Lots of poles and gapers in the landings, I dont give a fuck i run right into them dicksuckers.
Jan 9 2014 1:14PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
One of my friends got hurt really badly on a jump so I completely destroyed the lip to it by kicking it a lot. I wanted to make sure nobody else gets hurt on that jump.
Jan 9 2014 1:20PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
so you ruined a feature for everyone because your friend blows at skiing?
Jan 9 2014 1:29PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
Shut the fuck up. #murda4tom but actually it was a really shitily built jump so I just sent a message to the park crew that they need to make something that doesn't cause bad injuries. Seriously, so many people were getting fucked up on it.
Jan 9 2014 1:35PM
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busterburns
Posts: 485 - Karma: 539
on a slushy day at snoqualmie I tried to slide the 7 or 8 foot up rail that was pole jam style, coming out of the ground. I slipped getting on and ended up nutting the rail, which the proceeded to fall over, in the middle of the park..
Jan 9 2014 1:36PM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
my dick, snapped that thing in 2
Jan 9 2014 2:12PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
It's not your call just tell the park crew
Jan 9 2014 2:16PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
Thank goodness you were there to ensure the safety of everyone. I'm sure the jump was much more safe after you fucked up the lip.

park crews don't get paid enough to deal with this type of shit.
Jan 9 2014 2:22PM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
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Jan 9 2014 2:25PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
My friend partially kicked out a panel underneath a box, then we ripped it out all the way and used it as a sled
Jan 9 2014 2:35PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
an asian woman who was standing in the landing, my body, my skis
Jan 9 2014 3:17PM
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MEDSKI.
Posts: 561 - Karma: 640
My wallet
Jan 9 2014 3:18PM
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swaggerwaggon
Posts: 10 - Karma: 29
I have broken the spirits of many men.

Other than that, no, because I am the best skier on the mountain
Jan 9 2014 3:25PM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
so… you made a feature even more unsafe… to make it safer?

someone give this kid a medal.
Jan 9 2014 3:26PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,328
There's a wall ride at my hill and the back of it (non rideable) was made out of paper thin plastic, I rage punched a hole in in and several kids joined in. #sorrrryyy
Jan 9 2014 3:32PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Threads for whoever broke the mailbox at Bristol because fuck you I loved that thing
Jan 9 2014 3:39PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
And then someone covered it in ketchup. Fantastic. Just kidding, that was hilarious.
Jan 9 2014 4:00PM
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Miclovin
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 637
i took out a kid. 1up
Jan 9 2014 4:17PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
my ACL

Jan 9 2014 4:21PM
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PureSport
Posts: 77 - Karma: 305
Define Destroy
Jan 9 2014 4:25PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
We tried (and failed thankfully) really hard to knock the wall ride out of the ground and down the mountain. I'm talking wall bonks with the force of Zues. It was a giant triangle with doors and an enclosure inside you could go into. It was always our dream and youngins to send it down into the pond at the base, but luckily it was too heavy for us to move.
Jan 9 2014 4:28PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
top lel that was funny
Jan 9 2014 4:28PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
They ski all day. Along with their hourly wage, I'd say park crew does ok
Jan 9 2014 4:39PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
Idunno about your mountain, but at northstar and heavenly I definitely don't see them taking laps all day
Jan 9 2014 5:03PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
hahaha thats epic. I always wondered who did that..
Jan 9 2014 5:44PM
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