Replying to How to get pardoned from a diploma?/ the how or how not to get out of stuff thread

So in my province in grade 12 we have to write standardized test that count for 50% of our total mark in that subject. I have been trying to think of good ways to get pardoned from the tests but my usual problem in my plans is I get thrown in jail or die of injuries. I was thinking if I could get a concussion and a doctors note I would be pardoned because last year one grade twelve got hit in the head by a baseball bat and he got out of the tests.... So maybe I'll just tuck for the double this week end and pray I get concussed , but there is a pretty big chance I'll just break my neck or not get get hurt enough and still have to write the tests. That option seems both risky and flawed so I thought there must be a fool proof way and if there is one new schoolers seems like a place that would know. And of course I could always just study and write them but I thought this would be something worth exploring. Any ideas will be appreciated and feel free to share stories of how you or people you know of successfully or unsuccessfully got out of a test or anything important because at the least I see this thread being entertaining if not educational. Ps one other idea I had was paying someone to kidnap me but that can't end well for the other person.... There has to be a way that is more simple and also believable to the school