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Some idiot left his truck unlocked

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broto
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last monday night i was out and about and some dude left the keys to his truck in his bed. haha what an idiot. anyways there wasnt much in the truck, a few big purple dildos that i didn't take, but i ended up with like 7 bucks and his jacket. when i got home i realized there was a gopro in the front pocket.

ha people are idiots
Jan 8 2014 5:57PM
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-MK-
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Eat his truck
Jan 8 2014 5:58PM
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DGski
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Fucking idiot
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/mobile/forumread/id/770773/
The kid you stole from is on NS , I hope he finds out who you are. You thieves really are scum
Jan 8 2014 6:00PM
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-MK-
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Waitttt, I used my super smart skills and put two and two together to understand the joke...
Jan 8 2014 6:00PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Check your meter
Jan 8 2014 6:01PM
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worstmemberever
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You got tricked!
Jan 8 2014 6:01PM
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SlowDownImWhite
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OMG NS POLICE INBOUND
Jan 8 2014 6:01PM
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feihlination
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comon dude, what is the big deal? a little stealing here and there wont hurt anyone
Jan 8 2014 6:01PM
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stickski
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Annnd, not that funny.
Jan 8 2014 6:05PM
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Agamemnon
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Jan 8 2014 6:06PM
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DGski
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Hahaaaa I think you all need to check you meters
Jan 8 2014 6:14PM
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GayWolf420
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Jan 8 2014 6:17PM
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CaptainObvious.
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you: OMG Guize, check this shit out, IT'S A SCANDAL!!!!!!

us: no, you're an idiot

you: I was fully kidding. You're all stupid for taking me seriously. Of course I got the joke. It's YOU who didn't get the joke.
Jan 8 2014 6:35PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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#wrekt
Jan 8 2014 6:39PM
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DGski
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That basically sums it up exactly like it happened. There has been like 3 of these types of threads before. The two users who made the threads don't live close to each other.
Jan 8 2014 6:45PM
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KrazyistKarl
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OP knows stealing is exhilarating.
Jan 8 2014 6:47PM
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theabortionator
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Holy shit! That's fucked up OP. Why would you do that and then post about it? Almost the same thing just happened to another NSer.


I seen this shit in a thread a couple hours ago that made me sick. Some thieves broke into some kids car after they found his keys in the bed. In the car the cops found finger prints but they didn't say you they were to, come to think of it, your description it was you.

Damn!
Jan 8 2014 7:07PM
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Agamemnon
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Well hello there Mr.Mathers.
Jan 8 2014 7:16PM
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SFB
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I CANT UNDERSTAND SARCASM OR HUMOR SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!
Jan 8 2014 7:19PM
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Dustin.
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What are you like a 1950's milkshake shop busboy? Jeepers this is like detective work!
Jan 8 2014 7:30PM
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steezburgereddie
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Saying that you didn't take the dildos doesn't mean you didn't use them.
Jan 8 2014 8:41PM
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iH8pow
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i got split up with my buddies when i was skiing breck last time. it was meant to be a super short day anyways cause it was so cold. i figured i'd go wait in the parking garage for them. truck was unlocked, keys were in the ignition. so glad some people are chill enough to live like that these days, i'm definitely not
Jan 8 2014 8:58PM
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louie.mirags
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LOL
Jan 8 2014 9:03PM
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arnie_grape
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Jan 8 2014 9:14PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Fucking winning.
Jan 8 2014 9:20PM
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bieberhole69.
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trollolololol
Jan 8 2014 9:26PM
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Willard
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http://instagram.com/p/g9evIlkzfo/
Jan 8 2014 10:22PM
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neutralzombie
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pics or no dildos.
Jan 8 2014 10:28PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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One time a stole an iPod from some guys truck, while they were partying inside. I saw two guys kiss so I took it to teach them a lesson. Honestly so exhilarating. Almost launched my petty criminal career.
Jan 8 2014 10:28PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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After I took it I threw pop cans at their windows and they chased me and my friend, but we hid in the shadows.
Jan 8 2014 10:29PM
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caderobinson
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.
Jan 8 2014 10:32PM
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DGski
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According to everyone I was completely serious tho
Jan 8 2014 10:34PM
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broto
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and so was i
Jan 8 2014 10:35PM
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Shredsterr
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Wow, you totally got him. Great job, we can tell he's being serious because of the words " purple dildos."
Jan 8 2014 11:05PM
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-WZ-
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THIS THREAD IS FUNNY
HAHA
Jan 8 2014 11:52PM
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Casey
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was funny the first time...
Jan 9 2014 1:32AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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sick bro. that STILL DOESN'T make you a fucking loser.
Jan 9 2014 1:36AM
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SamtheEagle
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hahahahahahhahahahaha why didnt i think of making this thread
Jan 9 2014 1:38AM
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ABalls
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Fuck 7 dollars and a jacket, I would have at least snagged two of those dildos.
Jan 9 2014 1:42AM
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TheClap.
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This thread is dildos
Jan 9 2014 2:10AM
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kevmac
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you had the keys you should've taken the truck
Jan 9 2014 9:18AM
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mikey-dk
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You are the guy that stole my truck u fucker

Jan 9 2014 1:22PM
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GayWolf420
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"G-guys, I w-was seriously t-trolling, I-I swear!"
Jan 9 2014 5:11PM
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howlongcanausern
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if you're just going to mindlessly post/troll don't be surprised when the community calls you out on your childish bullshit

ps

fuck you
Jan 9 2014 5:18PM
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DGski
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This thread was fun at first..
Jan 9 2014 5:23PM
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DGski
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i just did after i saw this one^^

that was a real neat pic
Jan 9 2014 6:22PM
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Mitchell.
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guise i was jking
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Jan 9 2014 6:37PM
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DGski
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is this chace schroeder?
Jan 9 2014 6:56PM
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DGski
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check the time on that you dunce
Jan 9 2014 9:15PM
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