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One juicy bowl cut -$W4G

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wait.what
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Jan 8 2014 1:01AM
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Aidan-G
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Jan 8 2014 1:02AM
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uni-corn
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-k
Jan 8 2014 1:02AM
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Aidan-G
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That post plus your sig worked so perfectly in tandem there I can't help but give you +k
Jan 8 2014 1:03AM
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TheClap.
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Thoughts exactly
Jan 8 2014 1:06AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I'm not afraid to say it, guys. Fucking Malia Amabo....8/10...WOULD bang, I don't give a shit, I will walk in the Black House and past those pussy guards and fuck Malia on the spot and the punch Barack in the shoulder and whisper in his ear "I just fucked your daughter, do something, pussy" then take my boxing gloves out of my brief case, and challenge him to a duel. I know that he will accept because if he declines, I become president. We then start fighting, I punch him once in the stomach area, as I can hear Malia cheering me on in the background. "Come on! Wallisch_pls, beat his ass!", her mother, Michelle, looked at Malia in disgust, I punch Barack in the face, twice, and he kicks me in the hip, then a hard punch to the throat. I am on the ground, one eye closed, and I find the strength to get up, only to be kicked in the face 2 more times. I can hear Malia calling, I must fight, I get up and uppercut him in the stomach, then 3 times back to back in the face, and he is down. I won.
Jan 8 2014 1:50AM
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Aidan-G
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10/10 would read again


















and again



















and again
Jan 8 2014 2:05AM
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Peter.
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so i had all intentions of watching the first 10 seconds and stopping, but i left it running in the background


the video gets fucking weird around 1:45
Jan 8 2014 2:33AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I return several decades later. I nod to Barack. He says "how have you been?". "Fucking your daughter on the daily" I replied. He gives me a look of disgust, but he won't do shit because he's a little pussy bitch. I keep rubbing it in his face, "I fucked your daughter, I fucked your daughter" I sang. He let out a tear. "Aw you gonna cwhy, lemme see ya cry" I said. He stats sobbing, and I punch him in the groin. Overthrown by the pain, he goes down half way, and I uppercut him. Blood all over my hand, and a tooth in the floor. He looked up to me and let out a tear, right before I did a nose-butter 1260 safety to japan to screamin seamen to punch in the face. And his lifeless body lay there. I then left, to go fuck Malia some more, and some more..and some more.
Jan 8 2014 3:43AM
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Wallisch_pl
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i completely regret staying up until 4 am considering I wake up at 6
Jan 8 2014 9:51AM
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yuck
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watch it till the end, it goes from funny to disturbing in about 2 seconds. that dudes got some real issues, and the text that pops up explaining why he wants everyone to cut themselves is legitimately fucking weird.

I did not like that video.
Jan 8 2014 1:10PM
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WPoch
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what the fuck
Jan 8 2014 3:28PM
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ABalls
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When I hear the story about how someone attacked Obama and then fucked his daughter I'll know who it was. Good luck Wallisch_Pls.
Jan 8 2014 3:35PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Woah woah woah, buddy! Remember I'm not talking about the president, because that is a threat and a felony, remember it's NOT the president...;) (wink wink nudge nudge)
Jan 8 2014 3:48PM
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Miomo
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It's not cool unless Yeezus does it.

inb4 Bowl Cut Kanye
Jan 8 2014 4:04PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Bump
Jan 10 2014 2:49AM
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crab_pretzel
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ìt's the president
Jan 10 2014 4:28PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I don't make threats to our president, bub!
Jan 10 2014 8:54PM
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