Dear Black Jesus,
Please forgive me for I have sinned. It seems that as my life gets busier and busier, I forget your most important teaching, there aint nothin thats more important than the mula. In the trying times of today I have put things like school and family in front of the mula, and have faced the consequences by posting retarded combinations of letters to a forum that discusses the process of sliding on solidified water using two planks. I know that cash should rule everything around me, but it is just so tough to remember all the time. You have reminded me that people know my swag, not my story, and that is something that I will never forget.
With passionate and blatantly sexual love,
your blackciple,
ZMILLZ
