Member of the Month

partyandBS
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Worst thing about skiing

profile picture
[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
Now we are all members of this site because we love skiing, but there are some pretty shitty parts of the sport. In my opinion taking a shit with ski boots and snowpants on is the absolute worst. Nothing pisses me off more than gettin the tummy grumblins half way down a run, knowing that im going to be struggling with my equipment in the bathroom for the next half hour. Lets hear some other things
Jan 4 2014 11:47PM
877 87
profile picture
galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
Having to deal with your kmees
Jan 5 2014 12:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Threshy
Posts: 444 - Karma: 938
Crowded Parks... Today at Carinthia.
Jan 5 2014 12:52PM
3 0
profile picture
.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 11,555
Not enough hot single skier girls
Jan 5 2014 12:58PM
22 0
profile picture
.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 11,555
Who can actually shred.
Jan 5 2014 12:58PM
8 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37615 - Karma: 122,734
yeah I gotta say crowds. these past 3 weeks have been absolute hell
Jan 5 2014 1:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Threshy
Posts: 444 - Karma: 938
Vacation weeks are terrible, I usually go hide in the trees haha.
Jan 5 2014 1:04PM
0 0
profile picture
MEDSKI.
Posts: 561 - Karma: 640
Taking a shit and your tall tee gets dipped in the toilet water
Jan 5 2014 1:11PM
16 0
profile picture
elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,603
the cost of ski repair. Shit doesn't add up
Jan 5 2014 1:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
Riding the lift w snowboarders and trying to find a comfy spot to put ur skis without getting then caught up on the riders board
Jan 5 2014 1:34PM
11 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37615 - Karma: 122,734
I mean we are all tourists at some point. And who am I to tell them they can't vacation here, but it just gets to a point where you can't even enjoy a plate of food at your local food joint after shredding cuz there is an hour wait
Jan 5 2014 1:34PM
5 0
profile picture
BskiP
Posts: 1369 - Karma: 223
Gapers overtaking the mountain on christmas break.
Jan 5 2014 2:06PM
1 0
profile picture
MartianMan
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 2,099
Haha Yeah I agree, but I just feel that high speed steep skiing would just be sick in warm weather
Jan 5 2014 2:10PM
0 0
profile picture
Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Injuries, knees, having to get up early as shit when you are hungover/still drunk
Jan 5 2014 3:20PM
0 0
profile picture
Andcz
Posts: 81 - Karma: 568
FUCKING RUINING GLOVES BECAUSE OF TOW ROPES
Jan 5 2014 3:40PM
1 0
profile picture
teop
Posts: 32 - Karma: 14
sitting here with two purple toes...I think I need new ski boots
Jan 5 2014 3:44PM
1 0
profile picture
El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
grab a bite to eat at the non local food joint instead, no wait there
Jan 5 2014 3:44PM
0 0
profile picture
GayWolf420
Posts: 37615 - Karma: 122,734
but what if the non local food joint is still considered a local food joint?
Jan 5 2014 3:46PM
0 0
profile picture
skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
Worst thing about skiing is(are) the people that take it wayy to seriously. The same people who put wayyy too much effort into looking like an advertisement, and spend most of their time gossiping about other crews and such. Its about having fun
Jan 5 2014 3:48PM
4 0
profile picture
Tent
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 682
somethings I do not like about skiing:

-Trying to light a doob on a cold windy chair ride is the fuckin worst

- Wet balaclavas

- Price of food at resorts
Jan 5 2014 3:49PM
2 1
profile picture
JDUBSki22
Posts: 173 - Karma: 175
Way too many people and also Vail Resorts Speed police I just lost my season pass for going fast in a slow zone
Jan 5 2014 3:59PM
2 0
profile picture
PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
OP takes his boots off to take a shit?

But I hate the groups of people hanging round jumps and rails so that when you go to hit one you get so nervous that you shit yourself and because there's no way I can take my boots and trousers and gear off in so little time - I literally shit myself.
Jan 5 2014 4:03PM
9 0
profile picture
rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,200
dropping stuff in the snow.
paying for parking (fuck vail)
slow signs
Jan 5 2014 5:03PM
0 0
profile picture
[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
if I could I would
Jan 5 2014 5:11PM
0 0
profile picture
BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,781
Powder day + Foggy goggles that freeze on the inside= worst part about skiing
Jan 5 2014 5:22PM
0 0
profile picture
Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
shingbang. i've skied the last 16 days in a row while i was on vacation and my shins are WRECKED to the point where i can barely stand up
Jan 5 2014 5:51PM
1 0
profile picture
skipajarito
Posts: 71 - Karma: 117
Landing so far in the backseat that your binding rapes your ass.
Jan 5 2014 6:16PM
9 0
profile picture
EMH
Posts: 279 - Karma: 862
Might be mentioned already but the people who wait in line to get to hit a feature, and the line has to go all the way to the end of the feature before it. Today on a handrail: sketchy 2 on 2 out -> new skis, not used to skiing with skis that actually have edges -> bad landing -> can't slow down (going switch) -> suddenly hitting gaper A -> skis eject and I do this huge backflip (almost stomp) -> one ski hits gaper B right in the face (remember edges are sharp AF), luckily he only split his lower lip in half. Looked reeeally sketchy.
Jan 5 2014 6:44PM
1 0
profile picture
Preston+
Posts: 172 - Karma: 107
Double ejections. And not being as good as I would like
Jan 5 2014 6:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Shin bang.
By the end of the season, if you give my shins a healthy tap with the back of your hand, I'll probably have to lay down. Also by the end of the season, my shins have the weirdest bumps in them. Although those are fun to freak my friends out with.
Jan 5 2014 7:50PM
0 0
profile picture
mattb26
Posts: 2 - Karma: 12
When you're in the park and people yell sarcastic "siiick" from the lift.

School on a powder day.
Jan 5 2014 8:03PM
1 0
profile picture
powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
sucking……..
Jan 5 2014 8:13PM
0 0
profile picture
SlowDownImWhite
Posts: 20 - Karma: 41
Magunda? You know Sharp? Please tell me that you know Sharp. Mullets
Jan 5 2014 8:41PM
0 0
profile picture
SimplyClean
Posts: 556 - Karma: 1,752
Lift lines.
Jan 5 2014 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
skiingizkewl
Posts: 33 - Karma: 528
Not enough snow.
Jan 5 2014 8:58PM
2 0
profile picture
skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
when theres a pow stache nobody knows about, and then suddenly everybody knows about it
Jan 5 2014 9:07PM
0 0
profile picture
GlackAttack
Posts: 83 - Karma: 234
When I fall all the time and snow sticks to my tall tee and I try to brush it off but it just won't come off
Jan 5 2014 9:42PM
2 1
profile picture
suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,367
How the ski patrol gets mad for you hitting a side run jump/bump while the ski team goes 50mph
Jan 5 2014 11:59PM
1 0
profile picture
DiskeRR
Posts: 37 - Karma: 50
$5 for Gatorade
Jan 6 2014 12:02AM
2 0
profile picture
Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
people that suck. like me
Jan 6 2014 12:34AM
0 0
profile picture
Casey
Posts: 7887 - Karma: 24,860
The worst part about skiing is that I live in Washington and it only rains in Washington.
Jan 6 2014 12:44AM
1 0
profile picture
Such_Doge
Posts: 204 - Karma: 704
Getting anal from your bindings on a backseat landing.
Jan 6 2014 1:02AM
2 0
profile picture
last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Bindings releasing when you could have had that landing and right before you drop a cliff.
Jan 6 2014 1:09AM
1 0
profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
when i stomp the shit out of a trick first try and nobody sees it
Jan 6 2014 1:19AM
1 0
profile picture
Such_Doge
Posts: 204 - Karma: 704
You sound like you can't rodeo 9
Jan 6 2014 1:24AM
0 0
profile picture
RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 718 - Karma: 3,367
There's too much snow.
Jan 6 2014 1:36AM
0 0
profile picture
BabyRoy
Posts: 227 - Karma: 1,190
expensive, cold, ice, avalanches, injuries, other then that its great
Jan 6 2014 11:18AM
1 0
profile picture
Sendrick_Lamar
Posts: 201 - Karma: 296
Probabaly not the worst thing but I hate it when my neck tubes and balaclavas freeze up
Jan 6 2014 2:47PM
1 0
profile picture
galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
Rain
Jan 6 2014 3:43PM
0 0
profile picture
ny300z
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 1,708
driving home
Jan 6 2014 3:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Niko_Medeiros
Posts: 173 - Karma: 1,813
Kids that say "I'm better than you" and injuries
Jan 6 2014 4:03PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)