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Whose Line: Newschoolers Edition

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broto
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you know how it works, give a prompt and fill in the blanks


i'll start:

things you shouldn't say to tom wallisch at a bar
Jan 4 2014 8:52PM
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broto
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what bobby brown is really thinking on the podium
Jan 6 2014 10:34PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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because he's a robot
Jan 6 2014 11:05PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
"I am a huge faggot"
Jan 6 2014 11:11PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Did I get the grab on that last jump?
Jan 7 2014 11:36AM
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ohmyglob8
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got one: what tom wallisch thinks when he looks in the mirror in the morning
Jan 7 2014 7:16PM
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broto
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"I would trade all of my skiing ability for a bigger penis"
Jan 7 2014 7:31PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
Damn,I wish I used more ProActive when I was in high school.
Jan 7 2014 8:34PM
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gups53
Posts: 361 - Karma: 391
"I should try Bosley"
Jan 7 2014 8:54PM
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ThaLorax
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Luke Van Valin's commentary upon witnessing the 1st tripple on snowblades.
Jan 8 2014 12:32AM
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Shredsterr
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I wonder if all those guys from that one forum would actually suck my dick...
Jan 8 2014 1:23AM
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Turkelton
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what a cool cat
Jan 8 2014 1:55AM
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CKpolicy
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nice hairline.
Jan 8 2014 11:52AM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,631
I'd give ANYTHING for a bj
Jan 8 2014 1:03PM
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ThaLorax
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He sent that like an Overnight Package!
Jan 8 2014 2:54PM
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Turkelton
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Things you can say about conditions, but not your mother
Jan 8 2014 2:59PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
chill man...

things tend to escalate quickly after that
Jan 9 2014 10:52AM
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broto
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i wish it was softer...
Jan 9 2014 11:02AM
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DGski
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I wish it was groomed
Jan 9 2014 12:36PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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It's all warm and slushy
Jan 9 2014 12:46PM
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Turkelton
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Things you can say to your mother, but not the ski patrol


hard one....
Jan 9 2014 1:22PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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"fuck you you're not the boss of me" (ski patrol can clip tix)
Jan 9 2014 4:29PM
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Turkelton
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this I like
Jan 10 2014 2:18AM
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ThaLorax
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What time is dinner?
Jan 10 2014 1:31PM
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STwoops
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NAME A SKIER ABC GAME

So Ill start for instance.. Alex BM

then somebody would say...Bobby Brown (worth 2 points) til we get to z. ONE ATHLETE PER PERSON..GO!
Jan 10 2014 1:57PM
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broto
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yeah you can make your own thread for your little pre school games
Jan 10 2014 2:01PM
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STwoops
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oh your the only one allowed to make a new game..got it
Jan 10 2014 2:05PM
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broto
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when I say make your own thread, how do you twist that into i'm the only one who can make games? GTFO
Jan 10 2014 2:09PM
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ThaLorax
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that has nothing to do with the whose line is it format.
Jan 10 2014 4:22PM
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easy.steezy
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"I would trade all of my skiing ability for more hair."
Jan 10 2014 4:35PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
Do you need anything from the pharmacy while I'm there?







New one: Questions only. Subject is Freeskiing in the Sochi Winter Olympics




In case you don't know what I mean by "questions only":
Jan 10 2014 6:05PM
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raymondcabral
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It's nice and fast, just the way I like it
Jan 10 2014 6:18PM
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broto
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will casabon throw a triple?
Jan 10 2014 7:05PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Is he even on the team?
Jan 10 2014 8:30PM
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CheddarJack
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what is this, jackass?
Jan 10 2014 9:30PM
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ThaLorax
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Didn't Erik Roner throw down harder on a tricycle?
Jan 11 2014 5:43AM
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Turkelton
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How do you move in the air though?
Jan 11 2014 6:17AM
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ThaLorax
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If you roll the windows down, can you still flip into the future?
Jan 14 2014 2:23AM
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broto
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how big a window we talkin here?
Jan 14 2014 8:08PM
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HabitualShred
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the size of pamelas rack
Jan 14 2014 8:19PM
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Forcillo
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Are we talking about the same kind of window?
Jan 14 2014 11:15PM
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