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Whose Line: Newschoolers Edition

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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,661
you know how it works, give a prompt and fill in the blanks


i'll start:

things you shouldn't say to tom wallisch at a bar
Jan 4 2014 8:52PM
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PureSport
Posts: 77 - Karma: 305
watch this I'll show you how to afterbang
Jan 4 2014 8:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37166 - Karma: 116,481
Why can't Broto stop sucking cocks? like
I mean honestly, it's getting out of hand.
Jan 4 2014 9:02PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
Henricks favorite candy.
Jan 4 2014 9:02PM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
hash brownies

/thread
Jan 4 2014 9:42PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Aren't you related to Ted Wellington ?
Jan 4 2014 9:58PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
"Is it Tam or Tod or Ted, Tony, Thomas, Tammy? Mr Wallfish..."
Jan 4 2014 10:03PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
"So-Tom, last night someone asked me if you'd accept a bj in exchange for your magical skills? What do you think about that?"
Jan 4 2014 10:04PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
How does it feel to be losing your hair at an alarming rate?
Jan 4 2014 10:04PM
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
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Jan 4 2014 10:13PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
New line:
Things lighter than line afterbangs.
Ex: Elephants
That's how this goes right?
Jan 4 2014 10:25PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,661
chugs pan
Jan 4 2014 10:27PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6107 - Karma: 7,657
A pontoon boat.


Never understood the whole skatedeck construction, "skateboards are durable so these skis are built just like one"...except skateboards weren't designed for snow.
Jan 4 2014 10:29PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
ya but skateboards are durable which people want in a ski
Jan 4 2014 11:14PM
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J-T
Posts: 269 - Karma: 697
You're overthinking this.

New one: Worst things to say to a cop who busts you for urban.
Jan 4 2014 11:29PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Nice penis.
Jan 4 2014 11:31PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Looks like someone got the bad donut tonight, hmmm?
Jan 4 2014 11:33PM
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PureSport
Posts: 77 - Karma: 305
Thanks (lights up a j) someone would've gotten hurt
Jan 4 2014 11:43PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,661
jiberish's next business expenditure:
Jan 5 2014 1:34AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11987 - Karma: 12,255
dildos
Jan 5 2014 1:42AM
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Wood_Wizard
Posts: 805 - Karma: 899
Mexican rug dildos built into camping chairs
Jan 5 2014 1:43AM
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i_have_a_dick
Posts: 201 - Karma: 1,171
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Jan 5 2014 1:54AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
Things you don't want to hear on the lift

"It's duct taped, don't worry"
Jan 5 2014 3:01AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21065 - Karma: 8,405
Let's do this for real: Things you can say to your ski buddies, but not your girlfriend.
Jan 5 2014 3:08AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21065 - Karma: 8,405
I'll start, "I got balls deep in that!"
Jan 5 2014 3:09AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Cant think of anything clever... First page!
Jan 5 2014 3:40AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
I sprayed that so hard
Jan 5 2014 3:42AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21065 - Karma: 8,405
It was all much fun I couldn't stop hitting it.
Jan 5 2014 3:47AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
"I hate it wet"
Jan 5 2014 3:50AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
The backside of that was so slippy
Jan 5 2014 3:54AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6107 - Karma: 7,657
were skateboards built for snow though?
Jan 5 2014 8:15AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6107 - Karma: 7,657
were skateboards built for snow though?
Jan 5 2014 8:15AM
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Crispy.
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were skateboards built for snow though?
Jan 5 2014 8:15AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,661
I just want some new stuff to tap
Jan 5 2014 11:24AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
I really like how wide these are
Jan 5 2014 11:33AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37166 - Karma: 116,481
"Did you finger blast her at that party?"
Jan 5 2014 11:45AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
You mind filming me this time?
Jan 5 2014 11:54AM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
Now that's a face shot!
Jan 5 2014 12:24PM
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LastChairMedia
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,855
I could hit that all day
Jan 5 2014 12:59PM
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elm.
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 13,338
I see a perfect tranny over there!
Jan 5 2014 1:41PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
That donkey dick was so hard.
Jan 5 2014 2:01PM
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Rozbrook
Posts: 586 - Karma: 236
Scissor faster
Jan 5 2014 2:54PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,661
another one: inappropriate things to someone getting taken down on a backboard
Jan 5 2014 4:07PM
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lewis10123
Posts: 122 - Karma: 418
"How much did you pay for that private sled ride bro?"
Jan 5 2014 4:24PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21065 - Karma: 8,405
"did you find chads gap?"
Jan 5 2014 10:19PM
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PureSport
Posts: 77 - Karma: 305
I stomped that tranny
Jan 5 2014 10:52PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
I'm so far in I need a snorkel.
Jan 6 2014 2:27AM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
How come you get a free luge ride? I got next.
Jan 6 2014 3:12AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Got another: What not to say to an angry lifty
Jan 6 2014 5:03AM
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Hypno_Cat
Posts: 997 - Karma: 1,229
WING CHANG WING TING TONG

apparently the Asian ones get offended by this, who knew?
Jan 6 2014 6:31AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21065 - Karma: 8,405
can you tell me how many days so I have this year?
Jan 6 2014 9:02PM
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