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theabortionator
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My ear is being stupid. It felt like I was underwater for a while. Now it just sounds like stretching elastic or tapping on some sort of drum when I chew or move my head.


Should I drill a hole in my ear?
Stick a needle in my ear?
Do nothing?
Go see a doctor?


It's been a week or just over.
Jan 3 2014 11:13PM
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7springsprod
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Have your mom buy a stethoscope for your ear and have her jam it in there. Should fix your problems.
Jan 3 2014 11:21PM
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Mids
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I've had the same shit.

From my knowledge it can be a couple of things:

1: Wax build up: Basically just buy peroxide and put it in your ear, it can clear it all up.

2: Ear infection: Hurts like bitch, ear is throbbing and feels like there is water in your head. If you go to a doctor they will give you medicine and it will be cleared up in like 48-72 hours (or something like that)

3: Your going def: It sucks, you can't hear. Better buy a dog that can open doors for your def ass.
Jan 3 2014 11:23PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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After a week, a quarter stick of dynamite might be your best bet to get rid of that wax pressure......

I'd try pouring hydrogen peroxide in there to try and mitigate any infection or maybe even bubble some goop out that cauldron of an ear you've got going. But it sounds like you have a mild ear infection due to wax blockage. Balance feel off at all? You could try one of those ear candles that suck it out of your ear.
Jan 3 2014 11:23PM
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CheddarJack
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Definitely a torn ACL
Jan 3 2014 11:24PM
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rememberscott
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do nothing. it will generally go away on it's own. unless it hurts like a bitch and doesn't go away then it's an infection
Jan 3 2014 11:27PM
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FatherSteeze
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dogs are for blind people u dubass
Jan 3 2014 11:31PM
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Mids
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Sarcasm is hard to transfer over the internet..... dumbasse
Jan 3 2014 11:32PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of an ear infection.
Jan 4 2014 12:12AM
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Heart
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Maybe you have some water in it?
Jan 4 2014 12:17AM
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El_Barto.
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you saying blinds cant open doors
Jan 4 2014 12:18AM
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Dr.Dealgood
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COME AT ME BRO!!!

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Jan 4 2014 12:22AM
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Scott0_robot0
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oh gawd i hope its not serious
Jan 4 2014 12:41AM
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TheClap.
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Be a big boy, get a big boy job and go see the doctor
Jan 4 2014 12:42AM
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SFB
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this happened to me once, i cleaned my ear out with a qtip and it eventually went awya.
Jan 4 2014 12:47AM
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TheClap.
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You can also afford a qtip, one above OP
Jan 4 2014 12:50AM
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*TURBONERD*
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You have Aides, Rusty.
Jan 4 2014 12:53AM
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TheClap.
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Aids is more common in the gay community so it is a possibility
Jan 4 2014 1:02AM
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-WZ-
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OP you gunna die
Jan 4 2014 1:32AM
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theabortionator
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I have a job brah. Why don't you take a break, get outdoors and drink heavily.
Jan 4 2014 8:20AM
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louie.mirags
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Sounds like wax build up.. but ignore the qtip idea said above and go with peroxide or seeing a dr to do it. For the peroxide, use a cap full diluted with water and keep it in your ear until it stops crackling. Or go to a doctor, they will do a tits guaranteed fix if it is wax.
Jan 4 2014 8:26AM
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*TURBONERD*
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No, not AIDS, Aides.
Jan 4 2014 9:33AM
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Miomo
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Hearing aids
Jan 4 2014 10:04AM
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TheClap.
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Job =/= big boy job, but if your okay shoveling lips all day, more too ya, as long as you're happy.
Jan 4 2014 12:21PM
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theTRIBE101
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if you go to the doctor to get your ears cleaned they will use a giant metal syringe to blast warm water in your ear to clean it out. It feels heavenly and what comes out of your ear will make you wtf.
Jan 4 2014 12:28PM
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SlowDownImWhite
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Lost it at that
Jan 4 2014 2:01PM
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Sno.
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I had this for a long time...finally they removed my tonsils and adenoids and it got a bit better.

try ear drops first.

on a related note, my crack head neighbor once came over to my house and said "hi, do you have a q-tip?" I was like, what in the actual fuck??
Jan 4 2014 3:20PM
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El_Barto.
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Watch out for Al Bundy over here sellin shoes and talkin shit
Jan 4 2014 6:49PM
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theabortionator
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Hit a tree today. Ear no longer is bothering me. Problem solved.
Jan 4 2014 7:06PM
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El_Barto.
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you stupid motherfucker
Jan 4 2014 7:13PM
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