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I just found the strangest news article

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Mr.Sloth
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my name is Seth and I dated a girl named Abi in 2011...



from the article:
"Things to do:
Watch Abi while she is in the shower
Masturbate and get walked in on by Abi
Pleasure Abi's penis till she bleeds
Insert big black dildos into my tender but ripe asshole
Stop chewing and breathing PLOX
Eat out p00p"
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37920 - Karma: 127,426
abi sounds like a chil babe
11 years ago
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
what
11 years ago
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VT_scratch
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1523 views, zero comments.
11 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,903
I don't even want to know how you found this
11 years ago
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
neatt...
11 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12830 - Karma: 33,104
clicked on the guys profile and almost died. profile picture is perfect.


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/138566/
11 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,266
am an alcoholic
11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I like this
11 years ago
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elinde
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,120
The guy has a very large amount of friends, must mean this is truth now eh?
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
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What the fuck did I just read, why is he talking about pleasuring their clit's and the pleasuring their penis'? Oh fuck the ball is about to drop bieeeee
11 years ago
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JAHpow
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Wat da
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