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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
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my name is Seth and I dated a girl named Abi in 2011...



from the article:
"Things to do:
Watch Abi while she is in the shower
Masturbate and get walked in on by Abi
Pleasure Abi's penis till she bleeds
Insert big black dildos into my tender but ripe asshole
Stop chewing and breathing PLOX
Eat out p00p"
Dec 31 2013 7:58PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37728 - Karma: 124,429
abi sounds like a chil babe
Dec 31 2013 7:59PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
what
Dec 31 2013 8:00PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8805 - Karma: 6,337
1523 views, zero comments.
Dec 31 2013 8:03PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,905
I don't even want to know how you found this
Dec 31 2013 8:03PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
neatt...
Dec 31 2013 8:06PM
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corona
Posts: 12817 - Karma: 32,967
clicked on the guys profile and almost died. profile picture is perfect.


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/138566/
Dec 31 2013 8:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
am an alcoholic
Dec 31 2013 8:08PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I like this
Dec 31 2013 8:29PM
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elinde
Posts: 1472 - Karma: 3,071
The guy has a very large amount of friends, must mean this is truth now eh?
Dec 31 2013 10:00PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
What the fuck did I just read, why is he talking about pleasuring their clit's and the pleasuring their penis'? Oh fuck the ball is about to drop bieeeee
Dec 31 2013 11:59PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,182
Wat da
Jan 1 2014 4:00AM
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