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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
I poop naked.
11 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
OPs mom is naked in my bed
11 years ago
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Masturbate with sand paper.
11 years ago
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
Frequent an immature internet forum.
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
Lick the loose skin between my toes
11 years ago
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escuelanueva
Posts: 105 - Karma: 367
I skip over any stair on my staircase if it has an item on it.
11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
You're not the only that's done that. Post is invalid
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37887 - Karma: 126,865
does this mean we r all eskimo bros?
11 years ago
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 456
Wear underwear until I believe they need to be changed. Fuck changing perfectly clean underwear just cause they have been worn a day. This only applies to men btw.
11 years ago
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Eat my dick and ball cheese
11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Yes. Every last one of us
11 years ago
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
When i was a kid, i used to drop in to the slanted part of my bath tub like i was playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater
11 years ago
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
niiiice
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Not op though.
11 years ago
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
You must've been a tiny human being
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
I'm gonna shit on every single one of your stairs
11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
You'd be surprised the weird shit he's into
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
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11 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I heard OP jerks it to male goats dressed in ballerina outfits
11 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12284 - Karma: 7,665
I make a mountain of tissue paper next to the bed when I'm sick. My husband says its weird, but sick people in commercials do that, too.

I pretty much sleep in whatever top I wore in any given day. In other words when its time for bed, I just take off my pants and sleep, unless its a super dressy top or something-- but sometimes even then.
11 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
I'd pay to see that
11 years ago
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
Flip my pillow over to the cold side when I can't get to sleep.

Also, up until a few years ago, whenever I was coming up from the basement, I would turn all the lights off and BOOK IT up the stairs.
11 years ago
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
dude, everybody does these things..

I will not get on lift number 13, even if it means holding up the entire line..
11 years ago
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Doesn't everybody do that?
11 years ago
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RipeTomato
Posts: 231 - Karma: 289
I always count how many drinks of water I take at a water fountain and make sure the number is a multiple of 5 before I leave
11 years ago
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
Jump down all of my stairs with a late 180 to pretend I'm stept
11 years ago
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
me 2:

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11 years ago
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
oh lawdy that movie.
11 years ago
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
lick doorknobs for the soul purpose of sexual pleasure
11 years ago
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
turtle
11 years ago
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Toasty.
Posts: 6198 - Karma: 2,341
I look through the window in my front door every single night when i go to bed to see if anybody/or any thing is outside.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
Every time I go into a bathroom with an opaque shower curtain I check behind it.
11 years ago
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,872
My dad created this habit in me from a young age.
11 years ago
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,872
That came out so wrong.
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,358
when i walk past my bathroom at night, i flick the lights on and off before continuing on my way.
11 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Rape dead fetus', well not rape. I can't be he only one!!?!?1??/?1
11 years ago
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
fuck horses
11 years ago
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
sometimes when im peeing I have this weird thought that maybe I am actually just dreaming about peeing, and that I actually just dozed off in class and I am about to wake up any second just full on pissing my pants in front of everyone.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52268 - Karma: 170,008
Sacrifice the neighbors pets to jesus hoping for fresh powder.


Also reposts
11 years ago
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elinde
Posts: 1478 - Karma: 3,093
I can't sleep with mirrors visible. I cover up or take down any mirror I can see from any bed in that room. I'm getting a little better at that now, but mirrors scare the living shit out of me.

I also check behind opaque shower curtains and look out windows to make sure nothing is there.
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,358
i know what your saying but i just don't keep any mirrors in my room. its weird as fuck.
11 years ago
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
I put my foot up on my sink when I'm brushing my teeth in order to assume a more aggressive tooth-brushing stance.
11 years ago
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Kylewyle
Posts: 36 - Karma: 46
Using cactus dildos.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37887 - Karma: 126,865
you can watch yourself jerk off though
11 years ago
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
eat my own mouth
11 years ago
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
Whenever I look at a digital clock i always try to find some way the numbers relate. Like the first three add up to the forth or something like that
11 years ago
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
turn my alarm clock on/off several times to make sure its on before i fall asleep.
11 years ago
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
I would push you off number 14...
11 years ago
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
nosferatu
11 years ago
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
put my socks on first after taking a shower
11 years ago
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