I work at a pizza place at nights, close to the mountain. I do pizza delivery and shit. I gotta deliver this pizza to the shitty town next to mine. I ring the door bell, and luckily someone answers. Now the WTF moment starts. Massive naked chubtard answers the door. Dude is probably like 500 lbs. No joke. Dude looks high as shit, seems like more than weed or coke. Fucking guy pays 25 bucks in goddamned quarters. still fucking creeped out, dudes naked. Place smells like shit. motherfucker crapped on the floor. The dude sees me notice the shit and says "I was making room". WTF. The fat fuck takes the pizza and throws it on his couch. Fucking pizza flies everywhere. The dude fucking walks to his table and brings over 60 bucks,. Fucking creepy motherfucker tips 60 bucks. This was the most creepy fucked up moment of my job ever.
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