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Unwritten rules of the Mountain

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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
Everyone knows the written rules but what are some unwritten rules everyone should know
Dec 30 2013 1:53AM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
every time you show up you owe me a oral sax
Dec 30 2013 1:58AM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
I can roll with that
Dec 30 2013 2:00AM
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nine50seven
Posts: 576 - Karma: 686
I think you are trying to hard to create a discussion on here
Dec 30 2013 2:09AM
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
skill doesnt matter its all about what you wear



...lol
Dec 30 2013 2:13AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
Short skis suck, long skis truck.
Dec 30 2013 2:18AM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,375


stay away from my fucking percocets
Dec 30 2013 2:23AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
no stopping in traverses.

no traversing in cliff landings

grab peoples shit and bring it down to them when they crash, stranger or friend

Generally be the nicest guy on the mountain, but ski the nastiest.
Dec 30 2013 2:23AM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
dont tell me what to do
Dec 30 2013 2:32AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Everybody is friends on a powder day
Dec 30 2013 4:02AM
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arnemariusb
Posts: 36 - Karma: 111
Thats sounds like some good rules!
Dec 30 2013 5:13AM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,706
If you blaze on the lift everyone on that lift is to be offered a puff
Dec 30 2013 5:58AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Never call last run
Dec 30 2013 6:15AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Don't fucking post spongebob gifs in the thread

Click for larger image
Dec 30 2013 6:38AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,057
If you and all your buddies are stopped before a feature or hiking the person taking a full run has drop
Dec 30 2013 9:21AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
really? i'd say the opposite....there are no friends on powder days....aka i'm not waiting around for you....keep up or get left behind.
Dec 30 2013 9:41AM
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ny300z
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 1,708
this. i even let a random snowboarder hit my Gpen on the lift yesterday

then i cut him off at one point on the run. fuck him
Dec 30 2013 10:03AM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
this
Dec 30 2013 10:10AM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
I'd agree with that.
Dec 30 2013 10:22AM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
I think you are trying too hard to prevent one.


If you're in a lift line solo, and there's a guy in front of you or behind you who's solo, partner up. Drives me nuts when there is a long line and some jackass is too shy to sit next to a stranger for 2 minutes so he makes everyone else wait.
Dec 30 2013 10:40AM
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snomaster
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 5,748
(keep in mind I ski mostly backcountry)

Be humble. Let your skiing do the talking.

Offer to film your friends at least as much as you ask them to get a shot for you.

If someone on the boot or skin track is faster than you, step aside.

Ski one at a time in avalanche terrain.

Don't rely on your friends for food and water, bring your own.

Skiing down a well traveled sidehill skin track is worse than bootpacking up it.

If you fuck up the lip of a jump, fix it.

Stay quiet about lesser known stashes and think twice before sharing locations.
Dec 30 2013 10:59AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
ski under the lift so that people can see you getting rad
Dec 30 2013 11:06AM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
Call your drop
Dec 30 2013 12:07PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
good list, but damn i wish #2 was a written and enforced rule
Dec 30 2013 12:16PM
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Maruchan
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,582
Dont use the entire run. Take a side of the run (if its wide enough) and dont get in everyone elses way by traversing the entire thing.
Dec 30 2013 12:23PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
If it's super busy, always fill up the chair.
Dec 30 2013 12:35PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
please don't puke in the gondola
Dec 30 2013 12:38PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Make room for people carving into a tow-rope. Lining up for a rope pretty much makes it into a T-bar that shreds your gloves and makes your wrists sore.. it's pointless.

And give props where they're needed. Nothing makes someone's day like getting pole taps or compliments on a stomped trick.
Dec 30 2013 12:55PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Also, why the hell does the goalie have his pads on the wrong legs?
Dec 30 2013 12:59PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,352
Never call last run.

If you see someone crash and know they're down. Close the jump and help them out.

Only throw snowballs at adults, or Shaun White.

Puff, puff, pass to the left.

Dec 30 2013 2:31PM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
GO FUCKING BIG on rollers under the lift so that all the gapers and tourist familys know whats up
Dec 30 2013 2:37PM
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
*for snowboarders*
never fucking sit in the landing
Dec 30 2013 2:40PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
I like you.
Dec 30 2013 2:50PM
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finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
if someones down on the landing go to the lip/knuckle and throw up an X so no one hits the jump while theyre lying injured on the landing

if you fall get the hell off the landing as soon as quick as possible, go back for your stuff as soon as you put an X up so that someone doesnt hit the jump
Dec 30 2013 3:10PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
Werrrd......
Dec 30 2013 3:20PM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 710 - Karma: 3,200
If you're skiing the lift line and there's cliffs to boost off, you better fucking deliver.
Dec 30 2013 3:20PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
backflips are crowd pleasers
Dec 30 2013 4:16PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3663 - Karma: 1,972
if you have to talk about how sick you are, you're not very sick
Dec 30 2013 5:40PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,279
If you yard sale the uphill person nearest to you has dibs on first piece of merchandise.
Dec 30 2013 5:47PM
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AElot
Posts: 462 - Karma: 9
dont put the bar down, and if you do, dont lie and say its cause you want to "rest your legs"
Dec 30 2013 6:02PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
so many pussies trying to use the bar
Dec 30 2013 7:20PM
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powabunga
Posts: 168 - Karma: 1,705
if youre first to hit the pillow line you better straight line that bitch
Dec 30 2013 7:23PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
I always put the bar down. Why wouldn't you? If you think it isn't cool, B-dog does it. I know he's pretty big here and when I rode up with him during the demo tour he put the bar down every time.
Dec 30 2013 7:29PM
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Snazzy
Posts: 212 - Karma: 852
dont hit the fucking lip if your not gonna hit the rail. Most violated rule at my resort, no lips left
Dec 30 2013 7:50PM
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Dubal
Posts: 82 - Karma: 795
if you crash on a jump, try to clear the landing right away. (assuming you aren't injured)
Dec 30 2013 8:23PM
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AElot
Posts: 462 - Karma: 9
putting the bar down is gay, and i will defend that until the day i die
Dec 30 2013 8:27PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I mean thats just for good personal appearance. As much as we hate to admit it pro skiers are slaves to the man as well and have to follow the rules of the hill especially if they are skiing there for free. A paying customer may not have to do it but a role model has to model
Dec 30 2013 8:34PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
The only rule is "No Rules."
Dec 30 2013 8:39PM
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rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,201
if you got candy, share that shit
Dec 30 2013 8:39PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
95% looks, 5% skill
Dec 30 2013 8:47PM
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rickylikeskiing
Posts: 16 - Karma: 75
Don't be that asshole that makes fun of everyone that isn't a park skier. exception for ski racer guys. They have tiny dicks.
Dec 30 2013 8:50PM
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