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Donky dicks

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ES.
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Why are these put at the end of rails? I know I can spin more without them, and they just hurt my knees. Watching people spin before the dick/fall off it is just proving that they are pointless. Please tell me, and all the other people hitting the park this weekend how to do them.


Dec 29 2013 9:11AM
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JahLiam
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Nice thread dickweed
Dec 29 2013 9:13AM
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slav_slayer
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I was hesitant to open this thread ;_;

Dec 29 2013 9:15AM
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cultrara
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It makes the rail slightly more technical so its more of a challenge and more fun. Donkey dicks give you more options with the rail. You can slide the whole rail and use the dick for extra pop, you can jump off early and tap the dick, or you can disaster the whole thing and just hit the dick. I'm sure there are many more ways to use them.
Dec 29 2013 9:15AM
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caderobinson
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Its like a normal rail.. just jump on stay balanced and slide it..
Dec 29 2013 9:17AM
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El_Barto.
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This is the most homoerotic post ever written on NS
Dec 29 2013 9:49AM
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.Hugo.
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Ya OP idk how they hurt your knees or are such a challenge. Unless the donkey dicks at your mountain are fully erect
Dec 29 2013 9:53AM
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TheDetectives
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this
Dec 29 2013 9:56AM
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BieberHole69
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I am standing in a Safeway reading this and the quoted post and just absolutely dying.
Dec 29 2013 10:48AM
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TheButterHashira
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You must be a noob if yoiu don't know how to ride the dick...
Dec 29 2013 11:28AM
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galardogod
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I thought about making this thread but never did
Dec 29 2013 11:36AM
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Miomo
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You're supposed to sit on them, of course.
Dec 29 2013 12:09PM
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Petey.
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Disaster the dick. What else need be said?
Dec 29 2013 12:19PM
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coldcuts69
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Donkey dicks can be super fun if you learn how to slide them.

Which is to man the fuck up and just hit it.

"Murica.
Dec 29 2013 12:25PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
Better a donkey dick than Mobby dick
Dec 29 2013 1:28PM
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Dhane
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Dec 29 2013 1:32PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
The dick on the one at my mountain is almost flat like a regular rail
Dec 29 2013 1:56PM
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StangelDangle
Posts: 567 - Karma: 489
my fav things in skiing is watching people on dicks! watching people get fucked, nutted or face plant straight into the big ol dick is awesome.Dicks!
Dec 29 2013 2:26PM
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linus_deboss
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the question 'why' is irrelevant in freeskiing. period.
Dec 29 2013 3:33PM
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SimplyClean
Posts: 556 - Karma: 1,752
One of the main reasons you see them is because it's an inspired hand rail from the streets, just like everything else. If you look around cities/parks, there are donkey dicks everywhere.

I don't like to hit them that much but they're good for getting extra pop off the end.
Dec 29 2013 4:14PM
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Backyard.Skier
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gotta love gay humour
Dec 29 2013 4:47PM
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mnskier.
Posts: 157 - Karma: 61
Man up to slide a dick? That's an oxymoron!
Dec 29 2013 4:49PM
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StReEtPIRATES
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Cus that shits streeet, fuckin pussy
Dec 29 2013 5:33PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,209
One time i nutted a rail and got a donky dick in the ass
Dec 29 2013 5:51PM
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theabortionator
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Why the hell not. It's all about variety. If the only down rail has one then I can understand but come on man. I'd rather have one of those than 12 of the same flat rails.

Also it's funny how the sport has changed. I remember when people used to hack saw the ends off of urban rails to hit them. Now it's all part of the fun.
Dec 29 2013 6:22PM
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nutz.
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Dec 29 2013 6:22PM
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Brule.
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They had one at Gore Mountain last year and it was fairly steep, then they improved it for this year to make the kink not feel like hitting a brick wall.
Dec 29 2013 6:24PM
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theabortionator
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Are you talking about this?

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Dec 29 2013 6:44PM
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Jane6
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Dec 29 2013 6:52PM
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haydtang
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try and pump through it,
Dec 29 2013 7:19PM
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Theskiingguy
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don't you mean butt?
Dec 29 2013 7:50PM
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johnblaze
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you are a pussy!
Dec 29 2013 7:56PM
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TOAST.
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Who doesn't like a nice Richard on the end of a rail.
Dec 29 2013 8:03PM
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J-T
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Whatever you do, don't listen to Andy's advice:

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Dec 29 2013 8:49PM
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Craigskis
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I knew better than to expect to see a kiteboarding thread in skigabber.

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Dec 29 2013 9:14PM
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ES.
Posts: 160 - Karma: 1,367
dafaq is that
Dec 29 2013 9:25PM
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theabortionator
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Some sort of harness I guess but seems pretty clear what OP's thread would be about.
Dec 29 2013 9:45PM
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RonJeremiah
Posts: 146 - Karma: 436
I like to use mine for extra pop sometimes too
Dec 29 2013 9:46PM
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TK.
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YES
Dec 29 2013 10:13PM
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CalebT
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nice work pal
Dec 29 2013 10:21PM
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cyberginger
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Dont act like you dont want it
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Dec 29 2013 11:25PM
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Craigskis
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It's a donkey dick on a kiteboarding harness.
Dec 30 2013 12:19AM
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-WZ-
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.
Dec 30 2013 12:35AM
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Kreech
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Fucking lost it
Dec 30 2013 1:28AM
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killa_trees
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You just have to be so manly that you only enjoy the company adn assets of other men
Dec 30 2013 1:54PM
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rickylikeskiing
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Best way to hit a donkey dick is too disaster to the up part as hard as you can and wear really baggy clothes.
Dec 30 2013 4:37PM
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KennyC
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I love donkey dicks
Dec 30 2013 4:42PM
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Hatsnballs
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donkeys are poorly represented in skiing #themoreyouknow
Dec 30 2013 4:44PM
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galardogod
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I like to tap the dick
Dec 30 2013 7:26PM
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Dubal
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"when you want to ride the dick as bad as you want to breath, thats when you'll be successful".
Dec 30 2013 11:06PM
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